Megan Fox

Yeah, we’ve been in another pretty dead period for material. I guess I could start posting paragraphs of text like somebody, but I won’t subject everyone to that.

So instead, here are some hi res pics from the “Wake Up with Megan Fox” photospread that was in Esquire this summer. Some of you might recognize these from the tiny versions that were on numerous other sites.

Did anyone see Jennifer’s Body? Anyone??


I can’t be the only one excited for Amanda Seyfried’s upcoming nude scene in Chloe right?

“I’m playing a prostitute in my next movie,” Seyfried explains, a tad nervously. “Everybody gets to see my…well, I’m sure full-on nudity couldn’t ruin a career, but it is a bold move.” – Cineplex



Wow at the Michael Bay haters in the Megan Fox comments. How in the world can anybody NOT think Michael Bay is awesome? He makes some of the most awesomest movies ever! Heck, he’s even got TWO movies in the Criterion Collection! Armageddon (i almost cried when Bruce Willis died) and The Rock!

Michael Bay is so awesome i’ll tell you how awesome he is. Let me list out the ways:

1. Michael Bay is


What about that Kanye West eh?

From CNN:

Even by the standards of the anything-goes MTV awards, Kanye West’s hijacking of pop sweetheart Taylor Swift’s speech at the was particularly brutal.

A giddy Swift was in the midst of her acceptance speech for Best Female Video when the often-mercurial West rushed onstage, grabbed her microphone and let loose an outburst on behalf of singer Beyonce Knowles, who had lost out in that category.

But audiences who stayed tuned until the end of the broadcast were treated to a touching bookend: Knowles, the night’s top winner, invited Swift onstage and gave the teen country singer her moment in the spotlight.

“I remember being 17 years old, up for my first MTV award with Destiny’s Child, and it was one of the most exciting moments of my life,” Knowles said, referring to the girl group with which she had her start. “So I would like for Taylor to come out and have her moment.”

Speaking to reporters later, Swift was understated about her take on the disruption.

“I was excited to be onstage because I just won the award. And then I was excited that Kanye West was onstage. Then, I wasn’t excited anymore,” she said.


Soon after, an apology to Swift appeared on his blog:

“I’m sooooo sorry to Taylor Swift and her fans and her mom,” the message said in all caps. “I spoke to her mother right after and she said the same thing my mother would’ve said. She is very talented! … I’m in the wrong for going on stage and taking away from her moment!”


In other news, Lady Gaga’s cameltoe was all over the place at the VMAs.


I once mentioned something about girls with bitchfaces.

I like Sasha Grey. She’s got what i like to call a bitchface. Like Megan Fox. Hot.

fig. 1 – Bitchface: having a face of a bitch

Turns out bitchface Megan Fox really is a bitch in real life. Surprising?

From Michael Bay’s website:

Nelson here…

I received this letter from crew members who’ve worked with Michael on Transformers. Below is their response to Megan Fox’s recent comments in which she hurled insults at Michael Bay.



This is an open letter to all Michael Bay fans. We are three crew members that have worked with Michael for the past ten years. Last week we read the terrible article with inflammatory, truly trashing quotes by the Ms. Fox about Michael Bay. This letter is to set a few things straight.

Yes, Megan has great eyes, a tight stomach we spray with glycerin, and an awful silly Marilyn Monroe tattoo plastered on her arm that we cover up to keep the moms happy.

Michael found this shy, inexperienced girl, plucked her out of total obscurity thus giving her the biggest shot of any young actresses’ life. He told everyone around to just trust him on his choice. He granted her the starring role in Transformers, a franchise that forever changed her life; she became one of the most googled and oogled women on earth. She was famous! She was the next Angelina Jolie, hooray! Wait a minute, two of us worked with Angelina – second thought – she’s no Angelina. You see, Angelia is a professional.

We know this quite intimately because we’ve had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies. We’ve spent a total of 12 months on set making these two movies.

We are in different departments; we can’t give our names because sadly doing so in Hollywood could lead to being banished from future Paramount work. One of us touches Megan’s panties, the other has the often shitty job of pulling Ms. Sour pants out of her trailer, while another is near the Panaflex camera that helps to memorialize the valley girl on film.

Megan has the press fooled. When we read those magazines we wish we worked with that woman. Megan knows how to work her smile for the press. Those writers should try being on set for two movies, sadly she never smiles. The cast, crew and director make Transformers a really fun and energetic set. We’ve traveled around the world together, so we have never understood why Megan was always such – the grump of the set?

When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we’ve had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it’s very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option. But make-up beware, she has a paragraph tattooed to her backside (probably due her rotten childhood) easily another 45 minutes in the chair!

So when the three of us caught wind of Ms Fox, pontificating yet again in some publication (like she actually has something interesting to say) blabbing her trash mouth about a director whom we three have grown to really like. She compared working with Michael, to “working with Hitler”. We actually don’t think she knows who Hitler is by the way. But we wondered how she doesn’t realize what a disgusting, fully uneducated comment this was? Well, here let’s get some facts straight.

Say what you want about Michael – yes at times he can be hard, but he’s also fun, and he challenges everyone for a reason – he simply wants people to bring their ‘A’ game. He comes very prepared, knows exactly what he wants, involves the crew and expects everyone to follow through with his or her best, and that includes the actors. He’s one of the hardest working directors out there.

He gets the best from his crews, many of whom have worked with him for 15 years. And yes, he’s loyal, one of the few directors we’ve encountered who lowered his fee by millions to keep Transformers in the United States and California, so he could work with his own crew.

Megan says that Transformers was an unsafe set? Come on Megan, we know it is a bit more strenuous then the playground at the trailer park, but you don’t insult one of the very best stunt and physical effects teams in the business! Not one person got hurt!

And who is the real Megan Fox? She is very different than the academy nominee and winning actors we’ve all worked around. She’s as about ungracious a person as you can ever fathom. She shows little interest in the crew members around her. We work to make her look good in every way, but she’s absolutely never appreciative of anyone’s hard work. Never a thank you. All the crewmembers have stopped saying hi to Ms. Princess because she never says hello back. It gets tiring. Many think she just really hates the process of being an actress.

Megan has been late to the sets many times. She goes through the motions that make her exude this sense of misery. We’ve heard the A.D’s piped over the radio that Megan won’t walk from her trailer until John Turturro walks first! John’s done seventy-five movies and she’s made two!

Never expect Megan to attend any of the 15 or so crew parties like all the other actors have. And then there’s the classless night she blew off The Royal Prince of Jordan who made a special dinner for all the actors. She doesn’t know that one of the grips daughters wanted to visit their daddy’s work to meet Megan, but he wouldn’t let them come because he told them “she is not nice.”

The press certainly doesn’t know her most famous line. On our first day in Egypt, the Egyptian government wouldn’t let us shoot because of a permit problem as the actors got ready in make up at the Four Seasons Hotel. Michael tried to make the best of it; he wanted to take the cast and crew on a private tour of the famous Giza pyramids. God hold us witness, Megan said, “I can’t believe Michael is fucking forcing us to go to the fucking pyramids!” I guess this is the “Hitler guy” she is referring to.

So this is the Megan Fox you don’t get to see. Maybe she will learn, but we figure if she can sling insults, then she can take them too. Megan really is a thankless, classless, graceless, and shall we say unfriendly bitch. It’s sad how fame can twist people, and even sadder that young girls look up to her. If only they knew who they’re really looking up to.

But ‘Fame’ is fleeting. We, being behind the scenes, seen em’ come and go. Hopefully Michael will have Megatron squish her character in the first ten minutes of Transformers 3. We can tell you that will make the crew happy!

-Loyal Transformers Crew

The post has now since been removed but Michael Bay did put up a follow up to the post where he says:

I don’t condone the crew letter to Megan. And I don’t condone Megan’s outlandish quotes. But her crazy quips are part of her crazy charm. The fact of the matter I still love working with her, and I know we still get along. I even expect more crazy quotes from her on Transformers 3.


Michael Bay is AWESOME.



(or panties that look like lips?)

From Crank: High Voltage.

What did everyone think of the Crank movies? I thought they were pretty awesome. Own the first one on bluray and i have the second one shipping in from amazon.

Downloaded Gamer over the weekend (arrrr!). It’s from the same guys who made both Cranks. Haven’t gotten around to watching it but i hope it’s just as good.

FACT: Apparently Mandy Amano had a tiny role in Crank: High Voltage but i still can’t find the scene she was in.

Milla Jovovich

These pics from Purple magazine have me thinking that if we keep seeing MILFs like Milla (and Jessica Alba) running around, I might start viewing them as objects of lust like Justin does.

FUN FACT: Milla has signed on to play Alice for the fourth time in Resident Evil: Afterlife. Directed by her hubby, Paul W.S. Anderson, of course.