PART OF THE BOARDS FORMERLY KNOWN AS TJNR

So true ^.. usually...

hairy + french + ugly is gonna have to = keep your clothes on

this chick makes my penis cry and beg for mercy (as do way too many other ugly girls who think theyre hot shit)

i wish my name were evgeny marchenko

haha so carly doesnt know a word, and pimp spelled a word wrong... right now, until i hit up dictonary.com, i dont know what redolence means... holy shit im as dumb as a rock dont ever sleep with me; anyone! be realistic... think about the most beautiful girl youve ever seen, would you pass up that ...

nickname thing is kinda stupid. your nickname should be Yetilikesmen, cause you dont seem to know a great female body when you see one.

Yeahh i love her in everyday clothes with her hair down, but heights no problem for me. I'm only 5'5" anyway. short chicks rule!

this vid is pretty creepy yes, but not really that hot. I'm actually kinda embarrased for the girl. i think this has been up long enough....

I vote we drop it, thereby conserving bandwidth, and...
BRING BACK THE HI-RES CARLY PICS!!!

You guys must have been living under rocks for weeks. Do you not watch olympics, VMAs, or anything? There is no way anerexic amanda has anything on carly. look at the side by side pics earlier in this thread and/or take a look at leno and letterman; unless you're near blind, which seems like a very ...

Carlys replaced amanda for me almost entirely. tonight (aug. 30th @ 11:30 ET) shes on david letterman. Not usually a late night talk fan, but you can be damn sure im watching this.

i have to agree with just in saying that if you saw this girl on the tube, you would be a believer in the power of ms. patterson.  It was better than watching most porn, and i fully support the posting of anymore vids/hi def pics.  carly i have to say has replaced lindsay lohan for me, simply becau...