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Embus is alive and well. Living a life that you neckbeard basement dwellers could only dream of. Still never put my cock in Clarissa's mouth tho...

Post your current alive or unalive statuses below.

What a douche. Hail King Douche! The crying baby pic has been done to death, son. Shouldn't you be getting ready for Little League practice? Oh wait... summertime... probably have a swim class today?? Or mom dropping you off at the Y? Either way, you are a douche. A swimming douche, or a Y douche. T...

If you have not yet had the chance to witness the pathetic flounderings of this little shit firsthand, feel free to poke around and judge for yourself...

Wow. You are a complete and total asshole. I'm not quite sure I have seen such blatant disrespect in a very long time. Even the guy who tasted my fist at the bar this weekend didn't deserve to bleed like you do right now. The worst part is that every single person to read this thread is saying "...

A tiny shit moustache, three persian ladies, a neon pink T&C Surf Design fanny pack, the remains of what might have been a condom, and a rather large sombrero.

My penis smells like Jew hair pizza on a damp August night in Romania.

And I am NOT going to link this, btw.