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eamon angelface · Post by **eamon angelface** » 18 Aug 2006 01:11

I like the short hair. It usually means they're bi.

For young chicks I mean.

Once you hit 25 it's time to grow it back long. Longer hair makes girls look younger.

efilflah · Post by **efilflah** » 18 Aug 2006 01:17

smash wrote:
gulliver wrote:^^^ She's fucking gorgeous! pixie girl FTW!
Except for the stupid hair. I hate chicks with short hair.

Yeah, unless they have a perfect face and I don't mean "awww she's pretty", I mean a Helen of Troy genetically engineered Venus the siren perfect, then chin length is the minimum most girls can get away with. I don't want some boyish look, I want hourglass figures and flowing locks.

Post by **AngelBaby** » 18 Aug 2006 01:27

efilflah wrote:
smash wrote:
gulliver wrote:^^^ She's fucking gorgeous! pixie girl FTW!
Except for the stupid hair. I hate chicks with short hair.
Yeah, unless they have a perfect face and I don't mean "awww she's pretty", I mean a Helen of Troy genetically engineered Venus the siren perfect, then chin length is the minimum most girls can get away with. I don't want some boyish look, I want hourglass figures and flowing locks.

Would Natalie Portman and Winona Ryder fall into the pretty with short hair category?

Post by **smash** » 18 Aug 2006 01:39

AngelBaby wrote:
efilflah wrote:
smash wrote: Except for the stupid hair. I hate chicks with short hair.
Yeah, unless they have a perfect face and I don't mean "awww she's pretty", I mean a Helen of Troy genetically engineered Venus the siren perfect, then chin length is the minimum most girls can get away with. I don't want some boyish look, I want hourglass figures and flowing locks.
Would Natalie Portman and Winona Ryder fall into the pretty with short hair category?

Portman pulled it off. Ryder did not.

thefelinepunk · Post by **thefelinepunk** » 18 Aug 2006 03:41

smash wrote:Except for the stupid hair. I hate chicks with short hair.

... Which begs the question... how short is TOO short?

Post by **smash** » 18 Aug 2006 03:45

thefelinepunk wrote:
smash wrote:Except for the stupid hair. I hate chicks with short hair.
... Which begs the question... how short is TOO short?

I'm going to back my boy, halflifebackwardsman, and say anything shorter than chin = bad. But secretly, I'll disagree with him...most 'chin length' haircuts usually end up making the woman look like they are wearing a helmet. So ordinarily I'd say it has to be even longer than that. But like I said, I'm gonna back halflifefilflah

efilflah · Post by **efilflah** » 18 Aug 2006 04:36

smash wrote:I'm going to back my boy, halflifebackwardsman, and say anything shorter than chin = bad. But secretly, I'll disagree with him...most 'chin length' haircuts usually end up making the woman look like they are wearing a helmet. So ordinarily I'd say it has to be even longer than that. But like I said, I'm gonna back halflifefilflah

Yeah yeah, checkit, I'm gonna change my stance ever so slightly on this, and say it's colour dependent.

I think the blondies can get away with shorter than chin length as long as they keep it straight. If a brunette or jet black haired girl tried to do it, they'd look all emo and stuff.

I'm totally not a metro

lswalker · Post by **lswalker** » 18 Aug 2006 05:17

Hot, emo not, nor helmet or hat head.

Post by **AngelBaby** » 18 Aug 2006 05:45

lswalker wrote:

Hot, emo not, nor helmet or hat head.

OH SNAP.

Post by **smash** » 18 Aug 2006 06:34

lswalker wrote:

Hot, emo not, nor helmet or hat head.

Foul ball...she's holding her hair back with her right (our left) hand.

efilflah · Post by **efilflah** » 18 Aug 2006 07:58

lswalker wrote:

Hot, emo not, nor helmet or hat head.

There are exceptions to every rule, I prefer her with longer (and blonder) hair, but she can pull off the short look fair play.

But for every Mandy there's like 1000 of these:

Not that I'm shallow or anything

eamon angelface · Post by **eamon angelface** » 18 Aug 2006 09:22

I don't think long hair would help that woman.

Post by **AngelBaby** » 18 Aug 2006 10:44

eamon angelface wrote:I don't think long hair would help that woman.

I concur.

thefelinepunk · Post by **thefelinepunk** » 18 Aug 2006 11:06

It might, if she maybe sought out a new style of eyeglass and perhaps let her natural eyebrows grow in first.

Post by **smash** » 18 Aug 2006 11:29

thefelinepunk wrote:It might, if she maybe sought out a new style of eyeglass and perhaps let her natural eyebrows grow in first.

And cut her head off...

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