sure is quiet round here

[Seriously]

Alright, to constructivity.


As I may be the Chosen One To Save The Forums (COTSTF, or the Cotistif) I am going to make a positively heroic effort to at least partially fulfill my destiny tonight.

I am going to try to make 5 potentially quality threads before I retire.


Be aware: I am drunk and will only get drunker as the night progress, so mentally group this with my qualifiers of quality.



qua qua qua qua qua qua

What does that even mean?


Also: I am going to steal ideas from other forums.



No, you don't know which ones. Quit being so fucking smug.


EDIT:

Let us not speak falsely now, late hours and all: go ahead and put "not" in front of potentially.


I am what I am, which is one letter away from being God almighty but still not good enough.

[Seriously]

4 threads left before I'm not a disgusting liar.

[Seriously]

3



I don't think I'm going to make it.

[AngelBaby]

I know y'all can't be serious with this "AngelBaby needs to post more" business.

I've got 900+ under my belt, and I think Eamon and Smash are second and third with about 700 and 600 respectively.

I think I've held up my end.

[Seriously]

2


My god its full of SARS

[Seriously]

I want to make a thread about copypasta but in spirit that would be a bit too much like the post interesting news stories thread.



Gyargh

[AngelBaby]

[Seriously]

Nice try, Zarflax, but it wasn't a typo.


I mean, so many people serve it up, you might as well eat it.

[Seriously]

1


Oh god race to the finnish



border?

Wehre the hell am I?

[Seriously]

0

I don't think I can walk.




I'm spent



Like if making a thread were akin to masturbating?

Yeah: exhausted.


Anyways, next time someone else try please, as opposed to the non-erotic zone inserted into finger pointing.


It's just everyone gets frusterated when you don't even pretend to try to complete the circuit.

I sure do.



EDIT:

And don't mention this and be like "Yeah, whomever"


Fuck you for misusing my words to try and miss a point.

[JustSumDude]

I'M MADLY IN ANGER WITH YOU I'M MADLY IN ANGER WITH YOU I'M MADLY IN ANGER WITH YOU I'M MADLY IN ANGER WITH YOU I'M MADLY IN ANGER WITH YOU I'M MADLY IN ANGER WITH YOU I'M MADLY IN ANGER WITH YOU I'M MADLY IN ANGER WITH YOU I'M MADLY IN ANGER WITH YOU I'M MADLY IN ANGER WITH YOU I'M MADLY IN ANGER WITH YOU I'M MADLY IN ANGER WITH YOU I'M MADLY IN ANGER WITH YOU I'M MADLY IN ANGER WITH YOU I'M MADLY IN ANGER WITH YOU I'M MADLY IN ANGER WITH YOU I'M MADLY IN ANGER WITH YOU I'M MADLY IN ANGER WITH YOU I'M MADLY IN ANGER WITH YOU I'M MADLY IN ANGER WITH YOU I'M MADLY IN ANGER WITH YOU I'M MADLY IN ANGER WITH YOU I'M MADLY IN ANGER WITH YOU I'M MADLY IN ANGER WITH YOU


I'm trying guys.


I am not a magical creature it seems!

He never gets respect.

[UncleMao]

I don't think quality threads are the answer.

I don't know about the rest but I for one post less in general and my best thread juices I think were used up at the old pre-CockStuck forum at tjnr.

Maybe we'll have to resign ourselves to the fact that maybe no one here in this forum is really that interesting to want to sign up and talk to for anymore.

And at least we had personalities in the heyday. You can call them assholes or whatever, but strong characters add a dash of colour to a board.

And everybody had to common sense to not treat everything so seriously and could agree to disagree.

...

Erm. Yeah.

Whatever.

Fuck this I'm going to eat a burger

[Mike]

Wow, they should consider keeping secret government files here...

[The Deadly Superman]

Wow, they should consider keeping secret government files here...

Who are you, and why have you come to this god forsaken place?



Did you bring pancakes?

[eamon angelface]

That's Mike. He's a dick.