Interesting news item

[smash]

I think that question was rhetorical. Like asking if Angelbaby has a penis...

[AngelBaby]

oh noes El Chupacabra!

[grey_foxxy]

Publicly making fun of and calling the man a pedophile is neither filling a need for attention nor easing a madman.

[eamon angelface]

That's true.

It's just plain funny.



If that old fart is convicted the old woman could be arrested as well.

...and how dare he find young women sexy at his age! Doesn't he know it's illegal to be sexually attracted to anyone 5 years older or younger than you? He probably smoked the pot. I would also like to blame Marilyn Manson.

[Seriously]

Do you know, I think some distrusts or dislikes are subconscious based fear of some outrageous impossible things.


I think that story is why I don't really use AIM, and I didn't know it until just now.



I'm afraid of being a middle-aged marine murderously obsessed with a jailbait chick who is really her mother.





Man the internet.

[Seriously]

9/11 NEVAR FORGET

I feel bad that I missed this, I have written at least two research papers that he figured prominently into, although one was fake.


Do you know, I have actually met a parrot that could knowingly lie?

It was his idea of a joke, so he had a pretty bad sense of humor, but still, quite the Psitticine.

[Seriously]

The aliens have finally decided to attack and of course they are using biological/chemical weapons because there's nothing you can nuke and that's the phase we're stuck on just now.

When someone really ambitious remembers that war is the breakdown of rules and war crimes are an odd idea we will all die in like 2 days and it's all soap's fault.



Sigh

The rise and fall of humanity was and will be the direct effect of handsoap and toilet paper.

I'll drink to that!


A lot

The End will be a bang nor a whimper, but a true what the fuck moment I am afraid.

Like, actually afraid hahahahah back-stop technologies what a strange concept.

[eamon angelface]

Ack.

I was JUST going to post that.

Then I clicked your link and my mind was blown.

[AngelBaby]

Oh noes Andromeda Strain!

[AngelBaby]

Es ist Zeit für Säuberung!

[Skarasta]

http://www.middle-east-online.com/English/?id=20600

Fukken stoned!

[eamon angelface]

Both of those annoy me for very similar reasons.

Basically: people need to grow the fuck up.

Changing a building? Fuckoff. It's not like some secret Nazi spaceship is gonna see that shit and be like "so that's where we can land!"

Throwing rocks at some chick? What kind of assholes live in Iraq anyway. Sometimes they make it hard to feel sorry for them.

[Seriously]

So when you're walking along in China, be wary that you do not trip and fall into a cyanide pool.


Of course, my sources (that are not me, I know fuck-all about chemistry) inform me that there are not just 12-foot deep cyanide pools just lying around, but that this was instead a vat of hydrocyanic acid used to process and seperate gold from ore in mining operations that some irresponsible jackass decided it would be cool to just put dirt over it as opposed to disposing of it properly.

[AngelBaby]

This story did not turn out at all how I envisioned it upon reading the headline.

[Seriously]

Here is this.

I doubt it will change the world but it is nice.