If I start watching CSPAN, the only thing that is going to wither and die is my grey matter. I've paused on the channel while surfing, and I can only take about 13 seconds of that utter boredom before I must click to something else.
As far as the morons who think we are destroying the universe by looking at it (one too many bong hits while pondering the observer effect, perhaps?), that's the most idiotic theorem since a group of concerned scientists began worrying that large superconducting supercolliders might generate tiny black holes that would suck the planet out of existence an instant after we created them.
Things to annoy Angelbaby!
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I just realized I have to delete all of my posts or I will get cancer.
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So thats why they haven't set up space-guard or whatever its gonna be called. If we put detection systems in place to observe a civiliasation-killer asteriod heading our way then one will appear and head our way. It all makes sense now!
Didn't work for me in the real world though - I certainly didn't observe that other car coming towards me several years ago but it sure as hell smashed in to my car!!
One way to solve the end of the universe - we all pretend that we havent seen the dark matter, destroy all evidence we ever looked at it and hopefully reverse the observer effect.
Why we are on the subject of deleting posts to cure cancer, last week I convinced one of my mums friends that her mobile phone weighs more because it has loads of text messages and contacts stored on it. It got to the point where she removed some text messages and was surprised about how much lighter her phone felt.
Didn't work for me in the real world though - I certainly didn't observe that other car coming towards me several years ago but it sure as hell smashed in to my car!!
One way to solve the end of the universe - we all pretend that we havent seen the dark matter, destroy all evidence we ever looked at it and hopefully reverse the observer effect.
Why we are on the subject of deleting posts to cure cancer, last week I convinced one of my mums friends that her mobile phone weighs more because it has loads of text messages and contacts stored on it. It got to the point where she removed some text messages and was surprised about how much lighter her phone felt.
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
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car wash mom
horrifying. Although the girl did pee her pants!
What she told the girl as she did this: "You're going to learn to respect me. You don't treat me bad. You don't mistreat me; I'm your mother."
horrifying. Although the girl did pee her pants!
What she told the girl as she did this: "You're going to learn to respect me. You don't treat me bad. You don't mistreat me; I'm your mother."
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How do you divide 342,377.87 USD in 0.45 seconds?
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shit man! how did his hand get stuck in mid-air like that!!! dats crazy
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
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psyper wrote:shit man! how did his hand get stuck in mid-air like that!!! dats crazy
Goddamn you! I looked at that pic for two minutes trying to find a body part in a tree or something.
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^^^
lolz pwnt.
lolz pwnt.
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Wow my first pwning, whoot - I'm usually the one getting pwned!!AngelBaby wrote:^^^
lolz pwnt.
Sorry smash - wasnt intentional
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
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