The Deadly Superman

[Bob]

I like when a girl with huge eyes is giving a beej it makes it seem like she is really surprised that its that big

[Mike]

pornstar

[gulliver]

i watched a video of her earlier on. Another generic cunt.

[The Deadly Superman]

DEM TEEF!

I like British accents, so I've come to accept nonperfect teeth as long as they're not absolutely horrible.

I like when a girl with huge eyes is giving a beej it makes it seem like she is really surprised that its that big

Thats every girl for me. Because it IS that big.

pornstar

Jealousy is a stinky cologne, Mike. Remember that.

i watched a video of her earlier on. Another generic cunt.

Most of them are, good sir, most of them are. As a wise man once said, I'm pretty sure it was Gandhi:

"Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks."

[gulliver]

DEM TEEF!

I like British accents, so I've come to accept nonperfect teeth as long as they're not absolutely horrible.

I like when a girl with huge eyes is giving a beej it makes it seem like she is really surprised that its that big

Thats every girl for me. Because it IS that big.

pornstar

Jealousy is a stinky cologne, Mike. Remember that.

i watched a video of her earlier on. Another generic cunt.

Most of them are, good sir, most of them are. As a wise man once said, I'm pretty sure it was Gandhi:

"Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks."

Im glad your back Deadly

[Mike]

pornstar

Jealousy is a stinky cologne, Mike. Remember that.

beware the bleach breath, sir

[The Deadly Superman]

Im glad your back Deadly

Me too, me too.

pornstar

Jealousy is a stinky cologne, Mike. Remember that.

beware the bleach breath, sir

That's just all around good advice.

[The Deadly Superman]

Anyone else like Bo Burnham?

I'm going to go see Bo Burnham live on Saturday. Should be a good time.

[The Deadly Superman]

"My ex-girlfriend had a weird fetish. She liked to dress up as herself and act like a total bitch."

[The Deadly Superman]

Remember the (former) lesbian who went back to being a porn star?
Yeah, I fucked her this weekend.

That's all.


Oh, and I started smoking Marlboro Smooths again. Only menthol I like, but thats far less interesting.

[gulliver]

Remember the (former) lesbian who went back to being a porn star?
Yeah, I fucked her this weekend.

That's all.


Oh, and I started smoking Marlboro Smooths again. Only menthol I like, but thats far less interesting.

*GolfClap*

Did you spunk in her face?

[smash]

Remember the (former) lesbian who went back to being a porn star?
Yeah, I fucked her this weekend.

That's all.

That's all? All you did was fuck her?

[AngelBaby]

Remember the (former) lesbian who went back to being a porn star?
Yeah, I fucked her this weekend.

That's all.

That's all? All you did was fuck her?

Ya rly. If he didn't go A2M, then I'm not impressed.*




*just kidding...that's totally gross.

[efilflah]

Remember the (former) lesbian who went back to being a porn star?
Yeah, I fucked her this weekend.

That's all.

That's all? All you did was fuck her?

Ya rly. If he didn't go A2M, then I'm not impressed.*




*just kidding...that's totally gross.

So So Gross!


yet so so awesome


...but still gross!

[The Deadly Superman]

Remember the (former) lesbian who went back to being a porn star?
Yeah, I fucked her this weekend.

That's all.


Oh, and I started smoking Marlboro Smooths again. Only menthol I like, but thats far less interesting.

*GolfClap*

Did you spunk in her face?

No, I didn't. Maybe next time, just for you. "This facial brought to you by Gulliver and Subway. Eat Fresh."

That's all? All you did was fuck her?

I knew someone would make a smartass comment about that after I posted it. I meant it as a summary of my current events, not as...Fuck it, you knew what I meant.

Ya rly. If he didn't go A2M, then I'm not impressed.*




*just kidding...that's totally gross.

So So Gross!


yet so so awesome


...but still gross!

No, I didn't. She doesn't even do anal in scenes, and I'm not really interested in anal anyway.


Also, now this thread gets replies.

Note to self:
Fucking pornstars: interesting
Seing hilarious comedian/songwriter live: Not so much