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I like when a girl with huge eyes is giving a beej it makes it seem like she is really surprised that its that big

pornstar

i watched a video of her earlier on. Another generic cunt.

AngelBaby wrote:DEM TEEF!

I like British accents, so I've come to accept nonperfect teeth as long as they're not absolutely horrible.

Bob wrote:I like when a girl with huge eyes is giving a beej it makes it seem like she is really surprised that its that big

Thats every girl for me. Because it IS that big.

Mike wrote:pornstar

Jealousy is a stinky cologne, Mike. Remember that.

gulliver wrote:i watched a video of her earlier on. Another generic cunt.

Most of them are, good sir, most of them are. As a wise man once said, I'm pretty sure it was Gandhi:

"Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks."

The Deadly Superman wrote:

AngelBaby wrote:DEM TEEF!

I like British accents, so I've come to accept nonperfect teeth as long as they're not absolutely horrible.

Bob wrote:I like when a girl with huge eyes is giving a beej it makes it seem like she is really surprised that its that big

Thats every girl for me. Because it IS that big.

Mike wrote:pornstar

Jealousy is a stinky cologne, Mike. Remember that.

gulliver wrote:i watched a video of her earlier on. Another generic cunt.

Most of them are, good sir, most of them are. As a wise man once said, I'm pretty sure it was Gandhi:

"Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks."

Im glad your back Deadly

The Deadly Superman wrote:

Mike wrote:pornstar

Jealousy is a stinky cologne, Mike. Remember that.

beware the bleach breath, sir

gulliver wrote: Im glad your back Deadly

Me too, me too.

Mike wrote:

The Deadly Superman wrote:

Mike wrote:pornstar

Jealousy is a stinky cologne, Mike. Remember that.

beware the bleach breath, sir

That's just all around good advice.

Anyone else like Bo Burnham?

I'm going to go see Bo Burnham live on Saturday. Should be a good time.

"My ex-girlfriend had a weird fetish. She liked to dress up as herself and act like a total bitch."

Remember the (former) lesbian who went back to being a porn star?
Yeah, I fucked her this weekend.

That's all.


Oh, and I started smoking Marlboro Smooths again. Only menthol I like, but thats far less interesting.

The Deadly Superman wrote:Remember the (former) lesbian who went back to being a porn star?
Yeah, I fucked her this weekend.

That's all.


Oh, and I started smoking Marlboro Smooths again. Only menthol I like, but thats far less interesting.

*GolfClap*

Did you spunk in her face?

The Deadly Superman wrote:Remember the (former) lesbian who went back to being a porn star?
Yeah, I fucked her this weekend.

That's all.

That's all? All you did was fuck her?

smash wrote:

The Deadly Superman wrote:Remember the (former) lesbian who went back to being a porn star?
Yeah, I fucked her this weekend.

That's all.

That's all? All you did was fuck her?

Ya rly. If he didn't go A2M, then I'm not impressed.*




*just kidding...that's totally gross.

AngelBaby wrote:

smash wrote:

The Deadly Superman wrote:Remember the (former) lesbian who went back to being a porn star?
Yeah, I fucked her this weekend.

That's all.

That's all? All you did was fuck her?

Ya rly. If he didn't go A2M, then I'm not impressed.*




*just kidding...that's totally gross.

So So Gross!


yet so so awesome


...but still gross!

gulliver wrote:

The Deadly Superman wrote:Remember the (former) lesbian who went back to being a porn star?
Yeah, I fucked her this weekend.

That's all.


Oh, and I started smoking Marlboro Smooths again. Only menthol I like, but thats far less interesting.

*GolfClap*

Did you spunk in her face?

No, I didn't. Maybe next time, just for you. "This facial brought to you by Gulliver and Subway. Eat Fresh."

smash wrote: That's all? All you did was fuck her?

I knew someone would make a smartass comment about that after I posted it. I meant it as a summary of my current events, not as...Fuck it, you knew what I meant.

efilflah wrote:

AngelBaby wrote:
Ya rly. If he didn't go A2M, then I'm not impressed.*




*just kidding...that's totally gross.

So So Gross!


yet so so awesome


...but still gross!

No, I didn't. She doesn't even do anal in scenes, and I'm not really interested in anal anyway.


Also, now this thread gets replies.

Note to self:
Fucking pornstars: interesting
Seing hilarious comedian/songwriter live: Not so much