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I'm still alive.

I see your Pearl Jam, and raise you a Portal

The death and return of The Deadly Superman! My friend went to see Pearl Jam recently and admitted to me that he nearly cried when they played Daughter. I took off my shoe and beat him with it for being such a pussy.

gulliver wrote:The death and return of The Deadly Superman! My friend went to see Pearl Jam recently and admitted to me that he nearly cried when they played Daughter. I took off my shoe and beat him with it for being such a pussy.

And a right move that was.

gulliver wrote:The death and return of The Deadly Superman! My friend went to see Pearl Jam recently and admitted to me that he nearly cried when they played Daughter. I took off my shoe and beat him with it for being such a pussy.

You're a pussy for wearing "shoes"
Real men wear boots. And they beat their pussy friends with 2x4s and/or cinder blocks.

Dex wrote:

gulliver wrote:The death and return of The Deadly Superman! My friend went to see Pearl Jam recently and admitted to me that he nearly cried when they played Daughter. I took off my shoe and beat him with it for being such a pussy.

You're a pussy for wearing "shoes"
Real men wear boots. And they beat their pussy friends with 2x4s and/or cinder blocks.

I'm sorry I can't take you seriously when your talking like a hardass. Mainly because I picture you most of the time in a kitchen. With an apron on. Cooking food.

This thread isn't about how gay Dex is. It's about how heterosexual I am.

Oh, and the Pearl Jam song popped in my head when I was posting it. The Portal one not so much, but a nice touch.

It's my birthday.

Twenty-three years of The Deadly Superman. How the world has survived so far is beyond me.

Congrats man.

Yeah, congrats on not dying in the last 365 days, you big faggot.

See you in another year when you post only in your own thread, because god forbid you have an opinion on anything else but yourself.

Happy birthday

I like deadly supes and I hope he doesn't get aids!

Dex wrote:Yeah, congrats on not dying in the last 365 days, you big faggot.

See you in another year when you post only in your own thread, because god forbid you have an opinion on anything else but yourself.

Happy birthday

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I have opinions on a lot of other things, but I'm the really the only thing I have a high opinion of.
I'm the greatest person I've ever met. True story.

gulliver wrote:I like deadly supes and I hope he doesn't get aids!

I hope not as well, my friend.

Dex inspired me. Let's do am Opinions with The Deadly Superman.

People post a question about any subject, and The Deadly Superman will give his opinion.

The Deadly Superman may or may not answer in third person narrative, it depends how drunk he is.

I'll start:


Dexter?