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The Deadly Superman wrote:Does anyone else like tacos?

I like tacos.

I remember Dex once sent someone I know a warning on the old fubar/tjnr forums that said "I like tacos" as the warning.

I found it funny.

Yep.


Making a random, funny post is harder than it looks. Never been able to master it.

Well, at least it's in a thread that can't suck any greater.

You son of a bitch, I'm calling you out.

Seriously wrote:

The Deadly Superman wrote:Does anyone else like tacos?

I like tacos.

I remember Dex once sent someone I know a warning on the old fubar/tjnr forums that said "I like tacos" as the warning.

I found it funny.

Yep.


Making a random, funny post is harder than it looks. Never been able to master it.

Well, at least it's in a thread that can't suck any greater.

You son of a bitch, I'm calling you out.

Oh yeah? fine! I've been waiting a long time for this!

I'm just gonna list all the shit about you, and be done with it now.



Or at least until you reply, and then I'll flame you some more, and then say I'm done with it, and then you'll reply with more flames, and the cycle will continue, but since I say I'm being mature and moving on at the end of every post, it makes it true.

But back to the listing of things about you.


-You're only like 5 foot something, which is short and you're skinny.

-You take pictures of little girls licking ice cream cones while hiding in the bushes. Why a girl would be hiding in the bushes while licking an ice cream cone, I'm not sure, but when ever it happens, you take a picture of it.


-You once said you like coke more than any other soda, but on your myspace it says your favorite drink is mountain dew, which makes you a dirty fucking liar, because people just don't develop different tastes, because come on, thats like someone growing taller, it just doesn't happen.

-You once fucked my uncle and then called him a jew afterwards.

-You leave the seat up after you pee.

-You scrunch down the bag of cereal into the box incorrectly, and gets stale and then the next person who tries eating it is like "what the fuck is this shit!?", so they open a new box and do the same thing that you did, and before you know it there's like 20 boxes of half-eaten stale cereal in your cabinet, and no one wants to eat any of it, but they don't want to throw it away because thats like 30 bucks worth of cereal, so it just sits there taking up 3 fucking shelves.


Yeah! what now?
I got the best insults on this thread, and they're all true.

You're probably just gonna come up with lame ass flames, unlike mine, which totally rock and own your ass, but I'm gonna be maturer than you and be done with this.



Yeah, who's mature now? ME!

Cuz I called it first! So, Nah-Nah Nah-Nah Boo-Boo, stick your head in doo-doo!

Oh, yeah? Well I got my post in first, because I'm taller than you, which is a quarter inch taller than you say I actually am, because I don't think that I'm a quarter inch shorter than I actually am, I think I'm actually as tall as I actually am, poo-head.

and you finding my myspace is like totally illegal, because even though it's a public website for people to look at and shit, it's illegal to look at it without my verbal, written, emotional, spiritual, AND sexual permission. It's totally a law in like 51.34 states, 17.005 countries, and 974.1 Buttafuocoes of Planet Maxipad. Look it up.

Oh, and you say you're such a great artist and shit, but I heard once in kindergarten, that the teacher told all the other kids "GREAT JOB!" on their finger-paintings, but when she saw yours, she said "It's ...uh...'nice'", which means it totally sucked! Just another lie, by a lying liar.

And you're the one Stalking me!

SO YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!
LEAVE ME ALONE!


GO AWAY!

GO!


GO!


GO HAMMER! GO HAMMER! MC HAMMER GO HAMMER!!!




Oh, and you like gay porn too.

Thread of the year!

This thread has progressed from a storm to a rainbow.

Let's all gay it out in a big way.

UPDATE:

At the end of this ol'Coggy will type "own". Because he's a fucking annoying dipshit. The kind of kid anyone would easily get off on picking on because he actually deserves it.

I've been meaning to ask anyway...

..who the fuck invited Deadly Superman here anyway!!?@?@??@?!!!



/reviving fight!

*Grabs popcorn*

The Deadly Superman wrote:Oh, yeah? Well I got my post in first, because I'm taller than you, which is a quarter inch taller than you say I actually am, because I don't think that I'm a quarter inch shorter than I actually am, I think I'm actually as tall as I actually am, poo-head.

and you finding my myspace is like totally illegal, because even though it's a public website for people to look at and shit, it's illegal to look at it without my verbal, written, emotional, spiritual, AND sexual permission. It's totally a law in like 51.34 states, 17.005 countries, and 974.1 Buttafuocoes of Planet Maxipad. Look it up.

Oh, and you say you're such a great artist and shit, but I heard once in kindergarten, that the teacher told all the other kids "GREAT JOB!" on their finger-paintings, but when she saw yours, she said "It's ...uh...'nice'", which means it totally sucked! Just another lie, by a lying liar.

And you're the one Stalking me!

SO YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!
LEAVE ME ALONE!


GO AWAY!

GO!


GO!


GO HAMMER! GO HAMMER! MC HAMMER GO HAMMER!!!




Oh, and you like gay porn too.

I am not going to even bother responding to this, I'M TRYING TO LET IT GO

I'm like the exact opposite of Titanic!


But

I think you'll all not that the Deathly Hallowman did not even try to deny that he had both a scanner and a printer?


He can't: He knows it's true!


And he's still not giving us any numbers on the height situation.


NEWSFLASH: IT'S BECAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW FEET AND INCHES WORK


We're all like "How tall are you?" And he's probably like "13 decimeters"


He's a METRIC MAN

A METRICIAN

A METRICULATOR

A METRICALAFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUs...CANADIAN


That's right, he's fucking Canadian, unless he's LYING about that too!


What do you think of that, eh?


What do you think aboot that, metric man?!



Do you even know who your Queen is? I bet you don't because not only are you fucking Canadian, but you're bad at it.


You don't even know who your Queen is do you?




Well YOUR Queen is FREDDIE MERCURY, because you are INTO THE SEVENTIES.


WELL GET THE FUCK OVER IT

The seventies are GONE, they've been gone almost twenty damn years, if you even know what "years" mean.

Do you need me to convert that for you, metric man? That's like SEVEN GODDAMN KILO-DAYS (give or take a hecto).

You're almost an entire myria-day out of touch. And the myria prefix is now obsolete, just like your face is.


LEAVE ME ALONE I'M NOT EVEN DOING ANYTHING TO YOU LEAVE ME ALONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN


Look, I'm trying to DROP this whole thing, but you won't let me.



Why do you need me to validate you, are you that fucking pathetic.


Survey says: YES


GOWN


Now let's see if you can drop this like I'm trying so hard to.


Dance to my tune, seventies lover.

Seriously wrote:

The Deadly Superman wrote:Oh, yeah? Well I got my post in first, because I'm taller than you, which is a quarter inch taller than you say I actually am, because I don't think that I'm a quarter inch shorter than I actually am, I think I'm actually as tall as I actually am, poo-head.

and you finding my myspace is like totally illegal, because even though it's a public website for people to look at and shit, it's illegal to look at it without my verbal, written, emotional, spiritual, AND sexual permission. It's totally a law in like 51.34 states, 17.005 countries, and 974.1 Buttafuocoes of Planet Maxipad. Look it up.

Oh, and you say you're such a great artist and shit, but I heard once in kindergarten, that the teacher told all the other kids "GREAT JOB!" on their finger-paintings, but when she saw yours, she said "It's ...uh...'nice'", which means it totally sucked! Just another lie, by a lying liar.

And you're the one Stalking me!

SO YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!
LEAVE ME ALONE!


GO AWAY!

GO!


GO!


GO HAMMER! GO HAMMER! MC HAMMER GO HAMMER!!!




Oh, and you like gay porn too.

I am not going to even bother responding to this, I'M TRYING TO LET IT GO

I'm like the exact opposite of Titanic!


But

I think you'll all not that the Deathly Hallowman did not even try to deny that he had both a scanner and a printer?


He can't: He knows it's true!


And he's still not giving us any numbers on the height situation.


NEWSFLASH: IT'S BECAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW FEET AND INCHES WORK


We're all like "How tall are you?" And he's probably like "13 decimeters"


He's a METRIC MAN

A METRICIAN

A METRICULATOR

A METRICALAFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUs...CANADIAN


That's right, he's fucking Canadian, unless he's LYING about that too!


What do you think of that, eh?


What do you think aboot that, metric man?!



Do you even know who your Queen is? I bet you don't because not only are you fucking Canadian, but you're bad at it.


You don't even know who your Queen is do you?




Well YOUR Queen is FREDDIE MERCURY, because you are INTO THE SEVENTIES.


WELL GET THE FUCK OVER IT

The seventies are GONE, they've been gone almost twenty damn years, if you even know what "years" mean.

Do you need me to convert that for you, metric man? That's like SEVEN GODDAMN KILO-DAYS (give or take a hecto).

You're almost an entire myria-day out of touch. And the myria prefix is now obsolete, just like your face is.


LEAVE ME ALONE I'M NOT EVEN DOING ANYTHING TO YOU LEAVE ME ALONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN


Look, I'm trying to DROP this whole thing, but you won't let me.



Why do you need me to validate you, are you that fucking pathetic.


Survey says: YES


GOWN


Now let's see if you can drop this like I'm trying so hard to.


Dance to my tune, seventies lover.

Your name shouldn't be Seriously, it should be like, seriouslyGAY, cuz you are. or like NOTseriously, cuz seriously is like something thats serious and you're a joke. A not funny joke. Like your flames are. Unlike mine, which are totally funny, and thought-provoking. Asshat. See? No one's ever called anyone on the internet an asshat before, I'm the first. it's like a hat, but for your ASS! How awesome of an insult is that?

But moving on, I live in St. Louis, which is no where NEAR Canada, you don't know geography at all. But the queen of Canada is Queen Elizabeth II, but you don't know history, so you wouldn't understand how she is both queen of Canada and UK. And at least people there know other languages like French, but you don't know any cuz you're dumb, and too stupid that you even have trouble with English. I heard you flunked out of like 73 colleges, 25 high schools, 13 middle schools, and had to take preschool twice because you kept getting F's on recess time.

I mean, come on!

RECESS TIME! How do you fail that?

Do you not know how MONKEY BARS work? You should, since you're still part ape, cuz you didn't evolve all the way or something, but you don't know anything about biology at all, cuz you can't read at all, let alone read a science book.

oh, and the seventies are closer to THIRTY years ago! what's the use of giving you numbers about my height, you don't even know how numbers work. When you add big numbers, you put the 1 down, and carry the other number. IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND MORON!! so like when you add 999 + 333 you get 1611 instead of 1332. And you can't even understand the concept of algebra or trigonometry or slide rules. The only math you can do is 1 + 1 = 2.


I'm already said I was done with this, but you HAD to continue this, didn't you? I'm not prolonging this at all, you are. This post has nothing to do with the prolongation of this.

LEAVE ME ALONE! STOP STALKING ME!

You don't want to mess with me dude, I'm not joking. I started a forum mafia. a forum MAFIA!!!

Do you know what that means!? Do you understand JUST how much I control I have!?

You could very well wake up tomorrow with a horse-emoticon in your blog.


And you probably won't read all of this, cuz you're dumb and can't read good, so I'll sum up this very quickly.

You:
Don't know much about history,
don't know much biology.
Don't know much about a science book,
don't know much about the french I took.

Don't know much about geography,
don't know much trigonometry.
Don't know much about algebra,
don't know what s slide rule is for.
But I know that one and one is two.
and this one pities the foo'
cuz I'm a mafiaso wanna-be.

I hate you smash.

You smell of Oreos...






























... and asshair.

UncleMao wrote:I hate you smash.

You smell of Oreos...

... and asshair.

As in my cat, Oreo? I can't help it if she sticks her butt in my face to wake me up in the morning!

I don't know why you are being personal. Don't start editing my family members into embarrassing photos.

Own!