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gulliver wrote: I generally avoid fast-food outlets after a night on the town. I remember a few years ago I was sitting in burger king when a girl sitting at a table next to me was split wide open by a chair that had been flung during a fight. Her face looked like the fucking chewed up whopper I spat out when it happened.

And did that make her less or more attractive?

Not A Douchebag Like The Rest Of You wrote: "Hey, The Deadly Superman, I'm still waiting on that other White Castle story that you said you couldn't tell earlier because you didn't have the time. I know that because I read every word of your last post and didn't TL:DR it."

Awesome. Since you asked, I'll tell the next one.

This one happened literally the weekend after of the last one. Similar to the beginning of the other one, I didn't see what started it exactly because it happened in line, and we were already seated in the same spot in the corner.

The argument was basically between two guys. One group is sits down, and one of the guys from the other group comes over and starts saying shit to on of the guys sitting down.

(For a mental image of what these guys look like, the guy sitting down looks a little bit like Joey from Friends, and the other guy looks like a douchebag with a beard.)

The guy sitting down responds with "Dude, You're trying to start shit with me? ...When I'm trying to eat?...IN FUCKING WHITE , CASTLES!?"

They talk shit back and forth, and at some point the phrase "I'll marinara your ass!!" is said. I think by the guy with the beard, but I'm not sure.

So, the guy with the beard's friends are pulling him away, and leading him out the door, and Joey shouts something like "Learn to control your alcohol" or something like that.

Grizzly Adams then charges back in and shouts the now infamous phrase among our friends "SEE THIS BEARD!? IT'll FUCK YOU UP!"

He is pulled back out by his friends, and they leave.



Our friends use all 3 of these phrases now.

It's been a week, time for another shameless bump.

I went to a concert this sunday. Not a big one, just one of those bar/venue places.

I was going to make a long post about the bands, but that should probably be in the music section, and they're 2 St. Louis local bands, and a one's band from Chicago, thats slowly gaining popularity, so you probably wouldn't have heard of the bands.

But you can hear one on a commerical for Wrigley's Extra gum... Which is cool, I guess.

Are you guys all dead? Well, Fuck you, I'm bumping this thread anyway.

I'm going to go see my favorite band, Bayside, this Wednesday. It should be pretty cool. They're opening for the Starting Line, which I'm not a big fan of, so I'll probably leave early.

bumping your own thread three times - isn't there something in the space-time continum that fucks up when people do this!?
Anyway I've never been to any concerts and probably never will :S

I told Deadly superman what to do... just cyber up Angelbaby. But he didn't want to.

Do people actually bother with cybering anymore?

smash wrote:I told Deadly superman what to do... just cyber up Angelbaby. But he didn't want to.

I never said that. You twist it to make it sound like I'm a gay.

AngelBaby wrote:^^^
to bad yep to bad

Too bad for you, yes. You could find out first hand why I got the nickname Superman.

gulliver wrote:Do people actually bother with cybering anymore?

No, because it keeps turning out to be Chris Hansen.

If our world falls down tomorrow,
You'll be sure I'll be there with a net,
To catch the pieces falling.

And I was always there.
And I was always there.
I was always there but you just
Never knew where.

Ay oh, ay oh, I hope you weren't waiting long.
I hope this night makes up for time lost.

Ay oh, ay oh, feels like I met you years ago,
And we're picking up right where we left off.


I've considered
what I'd be like
if the ocean poured in from both of the coasts.
And we set sail to find out,
Just where our boat would go.
But I don't think that I'd want to know
Cuz it would just make time
So I could see your smile
With our brand new life in tow.

Ay oh, ay oh, I hope you weren't waiting long.
I hope this night makes up for time lost.

Ay oh, ay oh, feels like I met you years ago,
And we're picking up right where we left off.
Right where we left off...

And if I'm on the road,
For another thousand years or so;
I hope you know a part of me is at home.

And I traded brick for straw
in the house I built around my heart.
So when you came it wouldn't be so tough.
No "huff and puff" could dismantle us,
No "huff and puff" could dismantle us.

Ay oh, ay oh, I hope you weren't waiting long.
I hope this night makes up for time lost.

Ay oh, ay oh, feels like I met you years ago,
And we're picking up right where we left off.

Right where we left oooooo-ooo-oooo--oooff....

I am, I am, I am Superman,
and I know what's happening.
I am, I am, I am Superman,
and I can do anything.

You don't really love that guy you're making with now do you?
I know you don't love that guy cause I can see right through you.

I am, I am, I am Superman,
and I know what's happening.
I am, I am, I am Superman,
and I can do anything.

If you go a million miles away, I'll track you down girl.
Trust me when I saw I know the pathway to your heart.

If you go a million miles away, I'll track you down girl.
Trust me when I saw I know the pathway to your heart.

I am, I am, I am Superman,
and I know what's happening.
I am, I am, I am Superman,
and I can do anything.

I am, I am, I am Superman,
and I know what's happening.
I am, I am, I am Superman,
and I can do anything.

So here I am
doing everything I can
holding on to what I am
pretending I'm a superman

I'm trying to keep
the ground on my feet
it seems the world's
falling down around me

The nights are all long
I'm singing this song
to try and make the answers
more than maybe

And I'm so confused
about what to do
sometimes I want
to throw it all away

So here I am
growing older all the time
looking older all the time
feeling younger in my mind

And here I am
doing everything I can
holding on to what I am
pretending I'm a superman

I'm trying to sleep
I lost count of the sheep
my mind is racing faster
every minute

What could I do more
yeah I'm really not sure
I know I'm running circles
but I can't quit

And I'm so confused
about what to do
sometimes I want
to throw it all away

Controlling everything in site
I'm feeling weak
I don't feel right
you're telling me
I have to change
telling me to act my age
but if all that I can do
is just sit and watch time go
then I'll have to say good-bye
life's too short to watch it fly
to watch it fly

So here I am
growing older all the time
looking older all the time
feeling younger in my mind

And here I am
doing everything I can
holding on to what I am
pretending I'm a superman

I can't stand to fly
I'm not that naive
I'm just out to find
The better part of me

I'm more than a bird...I'm more than a plane
More than some pretty face beside a train
It's not easy to be me

Wish that I could cry
Fall upon my knees
Find a way to lie
About a home I'll never see

It may sound absurd...but don't be naive
Even heroes have the right to bleed
I may be disturbed...but won't you concede
Even heroes have the right to dream
It's not easy to be me

Up, up and away...away from me
It's all right...you can all sleep sound tonight
I'm not crazy...or anything...

I can't stand to fly
I'm not that naive
Men weren't meant to ride
With clouds between their knees

I'm only a man in a silly red sheet
Digging for kryptonite on this one way street
Only a man in a funny red sheet
Looking for special things inside of me
Inside of me
Inside me
Inside me
Inside of me

I'm only a man
In a funny red sheet
I'm only a man
Looking for a dream

I'm only a man
In a funny red sheet
And it's not easy, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm...

It's not easy to be me