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it's a secret. · Post by **it's a secret.** » 31 Aug 2006 08:17

who was the first to look at cows and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Phife · Post by **Phife** » 31 Aug 2006 08:44

Probably a hungry person who just watched a calf suck on the udders.

JustSumDude · Post by **JustSumDude** » 31 Aug 2006 10:34

Ya, WTF?

~vjay~ · Post by **~vjay~** » 31 Aug 2006 11:12

Had to be the same person who saw a chicken squeezing a white oval shaped object out of its ass and thought, "hey that thing looks tasty, lemme try it"

eamon angelface · Post by **eamon angelface** » 31 Aug 2006 11:27

Is the motif of your posts that every answer is your username?

Post by **Seriously** » 31 Aug 2006 21:44

I think Gary Larson has already discoursed about this at length.

Anyways, I used to have a similar question about why it's okay to drink the milk from animals but human breast milk is gross, but I've figured out that it's got to do with mortality and people not wanting to think they're made of meat and tubing. Animals have bodily functions and are born and die but people want to think they're made to order by God and super special and instead of having internal organs they have dreams and starlight, and us being mammals that produce milk and other bodily fluids totally fucks with that and reminds us that our insides probably aren't under warranty and it really doesn't take that much to make the valves start sticking and you have no proof that you have an immortal soul except for your fervent hope that you do.

It's a downer for some people.

Plus milking cows is way less expensive.

exelis · Post by **exelis** » 31 Aug 2006 21:46

Human breast milk isn't icky.

Post by **Seriously** » 31 Aug 2006 22:00

I actually wouldn't know, I've never had it.

But I know, and have heard of, a lot of people who do think it's nasty.

Plus all the sitcoms that have the joke where some jerk just goes through somebody's refridgerator without asking and starts chugging milk and then the new mother comes through asking somebody to bring her the breast milk and said jerk spews everywhere and tries to wash his mouth out with gasoline or something.

That kind of stuff.

Not important.

exelis · Post by **exelis** » 31 Aug 2006 22:12

OH MY GOSH A BREAST MILK JOKE!

Glad that's over with.

(Just pre-emptive striking for you.)

Post by **Seriously** » 31 Aug 2006 22:14

Heh.

I have no regrets.

It's okay if no one ever understands.

JustSumDude · Post by **JustSumDude** » 01 Sep 2006 15:25

Feet.

eamon angelface · Post by **eamon angelface** » 01 Sep 2006 22:07

Seriously wrote:Heh.

I have no regrets.

It's okay if no one ever understands.

That sounds like something you'd say before offing yourself.

btw hands>feet

JustSumDude · Post by **JustSumDude** » 04 Sep 2006 03:32

eamon angelface wrote: btw hands>feet

Pfft. I step on your hands FEET FTW OLOLO!!!

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