what's your perfect girl?
what's your perfect girl?
I'm talking looks and personality. There's such a broad range out there..so I want to know- what's your favorite girl?
For instance, I like to cook, clean, call a man daddy, and get spanked. I'm 5'4'' with blonde hair, 34C. I like to read and watch kids' shows. But, some guys really like girls who want to watch sports and are really tall or short...
For instance, I like to cook, clean, call a man daddy, and get spanked. I'm 5'4'' with blonde hair, 34C. I like to read and watch kids' shows. But, some guys really like girls who want to watch sports and are really tall or short...
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eamon angelface
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Must be intelligent, have good skin and be clean (except when being "dirty" is called for, literally or figuratively).
Don't have to watch sports
Do have to let me cook at least 1/2 the time
Spanking is good.

When it gets right down to it, it's the intangible that is more important. I mean, if I didn't find a girl physically attractive it wouldn't go anywhere, but I'm pretty eclectic and/or forgiving on that front. It's the connection that is more important.
Don't have to watch sports
Do have to let me cook at least 1/2 the time
Spanking is good.
When it gets right down to it, it's the intangible that is more important. I mean, if I didn't find a girl physically attractive it wouldn't go anywhere, but I'm pretty eclectic and/or forgiving on that front. It's the connection that is more important.
Re: what's your perfect girl?
I'll agree 100% with you on the first 4 or 5 things (mostly #3). I personally prefer dark hair (extra points if it's around shoulder length), and I despise large breasts. B is as high as I'll allow in my hands/mouth.sarah222 wrote:For instance, I like to cook, clean, call a man daddy, and get spanked. I'm 5'4'' with blonde hair, 34C. I like to read and watch kids' shows.
Other than that, I just like a girl who has a good sense of humor and laughs a lot. What her hobbies are don't necessarily have to match up to mine... but it's always good to have a few things in common.
As long as a girl can put up with me, and finds me funny & attractive, she's a keeper.
I actually don't care much about any of the details anyone's thrown out so far, except for most of Dex's statements.
I don't care what the girl looks like, ethnicity, hair color, size, body type etc. If I love the girl, I love the girl, regardless of how she looks. That being said, I have preferences, or better stated, things that catch my eye: shorter, thin frame, dark hair, intriguing eyes/eyebrows, etc. But I've never been stuck on 'looks'.
Instead (this is the part I agree with Dex on) if she comes across to me as a real person, as in she has a genuine set of values, independant thoughts, interests hobbies; then I don't care whether they match mine or not. So long as the girl isn't physically repulsive to me, and she possesses her own personality and I find her interesting to be around - that's all it takes for me to be interested.
Hopefully, in a perfect woman, I'm going to find a girl that I find attractive, intelligent, humorous and interesting; and more importantly, that girl is going to find me equally attractive, intelligent, humorous and interesting (or at least 3 out of 4!). That would be my ideal.
Hasn't happened yet, tho.
I don't care what the girl looks like, ethnicity, hair color, size, body type etc. If I love the girl, I love the girl, regardless of how she looks. That being said, I have preferences, or better stated, things that catch my eye: shorter, thin frame, dark hair, intriguing eyes/eyebrows, etc. But I've never been stuck on 'looks'.
Instead (this is the part I agree with Dex on) if she comes across to me as a real person, as in she has a genuine set of values, independant thoughts, interests hobbies; then I don't care whether they match mine or not. So long as the girl isn't physically repulsive to me, and she possesses her own personality and I find her interesting to be around - that's all it takes for me to be interested.
Hopefully, in a perfect woman, I'm going to find a girl that I find attractive, intelligent, humorous and interesting; and more importantly, that girl is going to find me equally attractive, intelligent, humorous and interesting (or at least 3 out of 4!). That would be my ideal.
Hasn't happened yet, tho.
Breast reduction isn't recommended for c cups, friend. It's also massive surgery that involves the potential loss of nipple sensation, inability to breast feed in the future, and scarring.smash wrote:Get yer boobs chopped down to size??!?!?sarah222 wrote:"despise large breasts"- me too, but I can't help it.
I know you were being silly, but.....
Personality wise I go for girls with a subtle, restrained sense of humour, not so much that she's a stick in the mud but enough to avoid being the overbearing bubbly loud type that won't shut up. Intelligence is also a must but that doesn't mean she has to be an egghead. I can't stand people who can't make up their own mind about something and that goes doubley so for potential partners.
Physically I'm more shallow than I like to admit, but generally "prettiness" is a must. Also, I'm not a fan of larger girls. It's unhealthy, it doesn't look attractive and it shows a lack of discipline on their part, and whilst I can appreciate that genetics plays a large role in this, I can't force myself to be attracted to them. Again I'm not talking a gymnast's physique or anything, I'm no Adonis myself, but larger girls don't do anything for me.
Hair colour, eye colour and little things like that I couldn't care less about, if I meet the girl and I like the girl, it's only then that I start to notice those things anyway.
Physically I'm more shallow than I like to admit, but generally "prettiness" is a must. Also, I'm not a fan of larger girls. It's unhealthy, it doesn't look attractive and it shows a lack of discipline on their part, and whilst I can appreciate that genetics plays a large role in this, I can't force myself to be attracted to them. Again I'm not talking a gymnast's physique or anything, I'm no Adonis myself, but larger girls don't do anything for me.
Hair colour, eye colour and little things like that I couldn't care less about, if I meet the girl and I like the girl, it's only then that I start to notice those things anyway.
i'm more superficial when it comes to girls, meaning that i actually know what i like and find physically attractive when it comes to girls... i'm a lot more leanient (with attractiveness) when it comes to picking guys - i don't have a set type or preferences even... i guess that's because i'm already in the mindset of having a deeper relationship with a guy and look at their qualities, as opposed to just looking at the physicial qualities of a chick - coz really, i'm not bi so i'm never going to marry a chick, so why play house with one?
that being said, i'm not that into blonds and find it hard to call any blond 'beautiful'... they can be hott and sexy, which is obviously a requirement since that's all i'm actually after, but to me they'll always be a bit slutty which in the end is a huge turn off...
for me, true physical beauty is always going to be in the 'ethnic' girl - small framed, tanned, dark hair, defined cheek bones... a girl who can 'smile' with her eyes (and sometimes with nothing else) is gem!
i guess if i was bi, i'd prolly want the same qualities i want in a guy, in a girl - a master of the kitchen who will feed me when/as required is a must, if you don't cook, you need not apply
she'd have to be a spazz and hyper like me; she'd have to follow me to asian countries, ride elephants, swim with dolphins/sharks, pat tigers etc and not be scared of having to take a million vaccinations before doing so. she should be willing to 'slum' it while visiting developing countries, while knowing which fork/spoon/knife to use during a 13 course meal. having pets and an ability to make me laugh so hard that coke comes out of my nose (only applies if im drinking coke at the time, i dont want anything coming out of my nose otherwise) is a must also. all the good and boring things like having common sense, not only being well educated, should be a standard. being good with money is a plus, since im a shop-a-holic.. she should have the balls to say no to me when i need to hear it and encourage me to try things outside my comfort zone...
mind you, this is all in a perfect world... provided i can find someone who loves unconditionally with the same intensity as i love them, well that's all i can really hope/want for...
edit: why did sarah ask us what we liked/wanted, then tell us what she is and not what she likes/wants in a chick?
that being said, i'm not that into blonds and find it hard to call any blond 'beautiful'... they can be hott and sexy, which is obviously a requirement since that's all i'm actually after, but to me they'll always be a bit slutty which in the end is a huge turn off...
for me, true physical beauty is always going to be in the 'ethnic' girl - small framed, tanned, dark hair, defined cheek bones... a girl who can 'smile' with her eyes (and sometimes with nothing else) is gem!
i guess if i was bi, i'd prolly want the same qualities i want in a guy, in a girl - a master of the kitchen who will feed me when/as required is a must, if you don't cook, you need not apply
mind you, this is all in a perfect world... provided i can find someone who loves unconditionally with the same intensity as i love them, well that's all i can really hope/want for...
edit: why did sarah ask us what we liked/wanted, then tell us what she is and not what she likes/wants in a chick?
ok, what I like in a girl is either cute and blonde or hot and a little dangerous looking brunette. For guys I like ones with dark hair...and so, if it's a butch looking girl, I like them to have dark hair, too. I don't like a WHOLE lot of muscle unless it's a butch girl and even then there's a limit to what I think is attractive. I don't care about height and weight is pretty flexible to a large extent. Although, I've had an eating disorder for years, so I'd really prefer someone who didn't have that issue themselves, ie:skinnier than I am.
I agree that intelligence is important, as long as they don't seem really stuckup because of it. You know, act like EVERYONE else is dumb and refuse to admit they ever make mistakes.
Also, I have to have someone who likes music and psychological thriller movies. Oh, and they have to be open-minded. I couldn't be super close to someone who was prejudiced or full of hate. They'd have to at least tolerate cats and someday want children.
They cannot be extremely loud, especially if they cut people off or laugh at others' expense most all the time.
They have to let me cook and clean sometimes, and not be a total slob themselves.
I agree that intelligence is important, as long as they don't seem really stuckup because of it. You know, act like EVERYONE else is dumb and refuse to admit they ever make mistakes.
Also, I have to have someone who likes music and psychological thriller movies. Oh, and they have to be open-minded. I couldn't be super close to someone who was prejudiced or full of hate. They'd have to at least tolerate cats and someday want children.
They cannot be extremely loud, especially if they cut people off or laugh at others' expense most all the time.
They have to let me cook and clean sometimes, and not be a total slob themselves.
I like girl.
My classification of "girl"
1. Not a stinky.
I'm not a racist, (Yes, I am but I will say I am not because most of us racists aren't) but some ethnic cultures have this erm, smell. Traditional Indian (dots) cultures have this need to use some kind of oil product that really erm, reeks. How can I call you a girl or a woman, much less an attractive one, if I all I can think about in your presence is wanting to go Sweeney Todd on my own nose with an old babrbershop flip razor and then playing trampoline with your stinky dead face?
2. Not a hairy.
I'm not a big hairy forearm fan. Or overmangled German blackforest style minge. A mustache is a total boner killer for me. Sorry. But did I already mention I was racist? Well then the rest shouldn't be as shocking.
3. Not a fat.
Big boned? No probs. A little bottom heavy? S'aight. Tuckshop lady arms? Fuck off. Obese to the point of utilising "tarp-as-kimono" fashion sense? Die now. Cankles? Woe betide you, for thy willst soon have shovel for face.
4.Not a dumb.
This one is a delayed clause. Only takes effect after pokery. Once the afterglow of new person sex wears off and the white noise of actual conversation starts to turn into real discussion and the girl turns out to be nothing more than a yeast infection with boobs and a cunt, with an intellectual quotient that reflects as such... bail.
I could think of more, romance and blah blah, but since those are total intangible, fluctuating variables theres no real point to discuss those.
Oh and for the record, I love ass and legs more than breasts. I can appreciate good r2d2s but really, a gal with great legs justs cries out to have them spread (In my racist, disgusting old mind, that is)
...More when I can bother to..
My classification of "girl"
1. Not a stinky.
I'm not a racist, (Yes, I am but I will say I am not because most of us racists aren't) but some ethnic cultures have this erm, smell. Traditional Indian (dots) cultures have this need to use some kind of oil product that really erm, reeks. How can I call you a girl or a woman, much less an attractive one, if I all I can think about in your presence is wanting to go Sweeney Todd on my own nose with an old babrbershop flip razor and then playing trampoline with your stinky dead face?
2. Not a hairy.
I'm not a big hairy forearm fan. Or overmangled German blackforest style minge. A mustache is a total boner killer for me. Sorry. But did I already mention I was racist? Well then the rest shouldn't be as shocking.
3. Not a fat.
Big boned? No probs. A little bottom heavy? S'aight. Tuckshop lady arms? Fuck off. Obese to the point of utilising "tarp-as-kimono" fashion sense? Die now. Cankles? Woe betide you, for thy willst soon have shovel for face.
4.Not a dumb.
This one is a delayed clause. Only takes effect after pokery. Once the afterglow of new person sex wears off and the white noise of actual conversation starts to turn into real discussion and the girl turns out to be nothing more than a yeast infection with boobs and a cunt, with an intellectual quotient that reflects as such... bail.
I could think of more, romance and blah blah, but since those are total intangible, fluctuating variables theres no real point to discuss those.
Oh and for the record, I love ass and legs more than breasts. I can appreciate good r2d2s but really, a gal with great legs justs cries out to have them spread (In my racist, disgusting old mind, that is)
...More when I can bother to..
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