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top 5 things DLT.net members can do other than watch tv

Posted: 09 Aug 2006 14:13
by i'mmikeandyousuck
1. go to the beach. yeah, none of the women looked like mischa barton in a bikini. seeing real women was a hell of a lot nicer than the fake shit all over dlt.net and everywhere else.
dont forget your spf 50. i found my monitor tan didnt go well with being in the sun.

2. join a softball league. or a rec league or something like that. tv stays mediocre year round. but getting outside without being bundled up only happens for a few months of the year. shorts and a mitt> a keyboard and a mouse.

3. make argumentative posts in seamon spoofaces lofty 'you're all inferior to me' threads. no, most of us will never be worthy, but its a lot of fun to bait him.

4. go to dinner some place nice. with a veranda or a patio. i went to this spanish place in milwaukee on saturday night with some freinds. being outside with alcohol means stupid drunk people will do stupid drunk things. wear dark clothes if this makes you afraid.

5. play street fighter 2. if you cant have a standup mortal kombat 2 machine (mk2>sf2) might as well have fun with a game that can be played against other real human beings.

Posted: 09 Aug 2006 14:21
by Zorak
GTFO of here! Street Fighter 2 is soooo much better than any version of MK. Fighting games with a 'block' button are the suckage.

Posted: 09 Aug 2006 17:07
by Justin

Posted: 09 Aug 2006 19:54
by gulliver
Scorpion is a pussy.

Sub-Zero would have kicked both their cartoon cheese ridden asses.

Then raped Sakura.

Sub-Zero wins.

Posted: 09 Aug 2006 23:51
by smash
to defend my little corner of FUBAR..why do you feel the need to post 5 things you can do OTHER than watching tv? Surfing this forum already proves you can do other things...

...more importantly, TV is awesome. Without TV we wouldnt appreciate the goddess that is Jessica Alba (who has done almost nothing except star in Dark Angel) the cheeseball that is 'Who wants to be a Superhero'?, the brilliance that is Arrested Development, the mystery that is Lost or the drama that is Rescue Me.

Posted: 10 Aug 2006 10:39
by Dex
^ ^ ^ what old said

Posted: 11 Aug 2006 05:03
by JustSumDude
TV sucks.

Posted: 11 Aug 2006 08:02
by pevee
masturbate!

Posted: 11 Aug 2006 09:14
by Dex
JustSumDude wrote:TV sucks.
Your just angry cuz Alias is over...

Posted: 11 Aug 2006 13:10
by JustSumDude
Dex wrote:
JustSumDude wrote:TV sucks.
Your just angry cuz Alias is over...
I love you, Gay Stalker.

Posted: 11 Aug 2006 13:27
by Dex
JustSumDude wrote:
Dex wrote:
JustSumDude wrote:TV sucks.
Your just angry cuz Alias is over...
I love you, Gay Stalker.
You go to hell JustSumDude. You go to hell and you die. :wub:

Posted: 12 Aug 2006 11:46
by gift
Dex wrote:
JustSumDude wrote:TV sucks.
Your just angry cuz Alias is over...
Alias is still on the air? :blink: