Making a choice here...

[TomK]

"if you had the choice of 2 limos....one with paris hilton, lindsay lohan, jessica simpson, and britney spears all drunk and wanting dick....the second limo with scarlett johannson, jessica biel, natalie portman, and salma hayek..all of them commited but soaking wet..which would you pick?"

[smash]

I don't think that's a choice at all.

You are listing a limo with 4 complete skanks (well Jessica Simpson's not a total skank) versus 4 very beautiful women who seem to have talent and brains.

[AngelBaby]

Limo with hot, wet celeb girls?

I'm with Old...that's a no-brainer.

[Evestay]

i think hes saying the 2nd limo girls might not sleep with you but the 1st definitely will. if jessica simpson is a definite then i pick that.

[Seriously]

Basically, I think I'd get more out of abashedly sneaking glances at Scarlett's cleavage while being too red-faced, tongue-tied and embarrassed to speak with any intelligence to Natalie Portman than I would out of sex with any combination of the first four.

So, two.

[efilflah]

With Britney's super-womb a major threat and hilton and lohan's crevices of disease not sounding too appealing, I think I'd take my chances with second limo too.

[smash]

Yeah even not sleeping with them.... ... this is a no brainer.

[turtle]

Yeah even not sleeping with them.... ... this is a no brainer.

ditto

[eamon angelface]

I'd even ride on the top of the limo if Natalie Portman were in it. Hell I'd run along side the damn thing beating off.

The first limo I'd only get in if I were driving so I could steer that fucker off a bridge and get sainthood.

[JustSumDude]

I like limousines.