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Posted: 14 Aug 2006 12:16
by Dex
Isn't it spelled "queer bait"?
Posted: 14 Aug 2006 12:29
by eamon angelface
Good catch.
Fixed now.
Posted: 14 Aug 2006 15:32
by ~vjay~
You forgot an option....
Who cares?
Posted: 14 Aug 2006 15:33
by thefelinepunk
Agree't.
Posted: 14 Aug 2006 22:16
by eamon angelface
~vjay~ wrote:You forgot an option....
Who cares?
awww...is the author a friend of yours?
lol
congragate somewhere else tijner buddies. Or at least make your hand holding more transparent. Now begin backpeddling and denying that it has anything to do with you posting Who Cares?
And I'll start following every post you make with the same thing you just wrote.
Take it easy bitch!
Now with hidey text so you can avoid any hints.
Thanks for the tip Seriously!
Posted: 14 Aug 2006 23:22
by Seriously
I think it's pretty obvious who wrote it at this point.
Vote accordingly.
Posted: 15 Aug 2006 14:06
by Phife
I wrote it and I'm proud.
Eamon, before you go and post anymore of my copyrighted materials you had better think twice.
Posted: 15 Aug 2006 22:17
by eamon angelface
Oh you silly little girl, Phife.
We just talked about hiding IP addresses in the tech forum and you go and threaten me in a private message by saying you have mine?
BTW...intellectual property has to be registered in order for any claim of ownership would make it to court and then proven profit from the material. The whole "as soon as its written its copywritten" thing is bullshit. So fuckoff poetry boy.
Posted: 15 Aug 2006 22:22
by Phife
Wrong dumbass.
Your IP has been logged and I know that it is the right one.
Plus you failed to realize that the site that you stole that poem from copyrights all the work for the artists. So again you are wrong.
I don't know if there is a more worthless pile of shit than you in the entire world.
You are King Douche.
All hail King Douche.
Posted: 15 Aug 2006 22:28
by eamon angelface
Oh yea...and it seems to have been deleted. Probably because someone who purported to be proud of it cried and had it taken down so here it is again.
WARNING! The author has these notes for you about the poem: "Obviously this is late in coming...but thanks!
This wasn't written for anyone in particular...but for all of the poor souls who get screwed over everyday...sad..."
If Only I Knew
If only I knew,
I mean really knew,
What his fate truly was.
Then maybe I--
I could have done something,
Other than doing nothing at all.
If I could have known
That his dad hit him,
And hurt him in ways heretofore unknown;
Then I could have stopped it,
Put and end to his pain,
And wrought justice where it was needed most.
But I didn't know--
And, frankly, I didn't try that hard,
Because darkness is obvious; I'm not that dumb!
And last thing I heard,
He was lying alone
And horizontal in a cold, cold bed.
If only I knew,
Then maybe I could have saved him...
Or at least said one last good-bye.
________________________________________________
And in case there's any confusion, yes the authoer is indeed Phife! Thanks to everyone who voted. Especially those guessed right. Sorry to the majority of voters who thought it was too lame to be real. It was a tough contest I know. A special kudos for JSD and Smash who are apparently too respected for anyone to have thought them responsible for that garbage. Way to go guys...who'd have thought huh?
Let's hope the next contest is even better!
Posted: 15 Aug 2006 22:31
by eamon angelface
Phife wrote:Wrong dumbass.
Your IP has been logged and I know that it is the right one.
Plus you failed to realize that the site that you stole that poem from copyrights all the work for the artists. So again you are wrong.
I don't know if there is a more worthless pile of shit than you in the entire world.
You are King Douche.
All hail King Douche.
Sure you do.
BTW that site can't magically copyright anything. Even with a disclaimer! lol Welcome to the real world ya fuckin dunce. Otherwise real writers would just use a website with a disclaimer.
You keep on loggin IP's ace!
Posted: 15 Aug 2006 23:21
by embus
Wow.
You are a complete and total asshole. I'm not quite sure I have seen such blatant disrespect in a very long time. Even the guy who tasted my fist at the bar this weekend didn't deserve to bleed like you do right now.
The worst part is that every single person to read this thread is saying "Wow. What a little piece of shit." I can see your smug little face, corners of your mouth stained with Hostess cakes of some sort, curled into a tiny smile indicative of the anonymous sense of false pride running rampant through your undeveloped brain. What a fucking idiot you are.
Thank you for making it so clear as to whom is the absolute lamest most sadly pathetic person on the internet this week. And in case (which is very likely) that you do not understand so many non-monosyllabic words in such close proximity, let me clarify...I am talking about you, angelface.
Honestly, I would choke you out if given the opportunity.
Posted: 15 Aug 2006 23:28
by Phife
Eamon you dumb cockknocker.
If you look at the bottom of the page that you stole my poem from you would see the following plain as day:
©2005-2006 ~Phife
Learn to read idiot.
Oh I'm sorry...I didn't call you by your official title...
Learn to read King Douche.
All hail King Douche.
Posted: 15 Aug 2006 23:32
by AngelBaby
Posted: 15 Aug 2006 23:34
by Pitchit
I had a friend kill himself when we were in our early 20's.
I felt pretty much the same way.
Great poem Phife.
*EDIT*
Under the Berne copyright convention, which almost all major nations have signed, every creative work is copyrighted the moment it is fixed in tangible form. No notice is necessary, though it helps legal cases. No registration is necessary, though it's needed later to sue. The copyright lasts until 70 years after the author dies. Facts and ideas can't be copyrighted, only expressions of creative effort.