No iPods or iPhones allowed in the Gates mansion
Posted: 04 Mar 2009 11:33
What a dick.
What are you so afraid of, Bill?
What are you so afraid of, Bill?
SCENE:
JUSTIN LONG enters left, stalks up to JOHN HODGEMAN, he grabs his hair and snarls in his face:
"Hey PC, did you hear that Bill Gates kid's use the new iPhone?"
JUSTIN LONG proceeds to smash JOHN HODGEMAN'S face into various set pieces in scene, continues ranting
"I hear (SMASH) what they like best (SMASH) is the touchscreen (SMASH) and the 3G wireless (SMASH)"
JOHN HODGEMAN, bleeding, near to unconscious, can only gurgle and weakly slap at his assailant as we FADE TO BLACK to the sounds of flesh packing and bone cracking and the glockenspiel.