You are bidding on a pair of used ex
girlfriend panties. These have been been worn by my 19 year
old (at the time) girlfriend who I have since broken up with
because she cheated on me (twice. I hate her) and even though
it's already been almost a year since it happened, I'm still
bitter about it and have decided to sell off her panties on
ebay.
I met her online 4 years ago from a freaking
online dating service, which is not like it sounds. It was
back in the day before thatsjustnotright existed and even
before badinagoodway, before the days of anything that is
fubar. The only reason I was on that site, despite actually
being sad and lonely and needing a girlfriend was because I
was spamming chatrooms with my URL, which apparently worked
because there were 1398 people on thatsjustnotright at the
time this was written.
Long story short, we became best
friends and crap and I finally got to see her in the flesh 3
years later and became her BoYFrIeNd. All was good until she
started college and couldn't keep her panties on and cheated
on me. Okay maybe she did keep her panties on but she still
cheated on me with some other guy who wanted to get into her
pants. On two occasions! I DID suspect something was going on
and I did call her out on but wouldn't know you it, she denied
everything! And to make things worse, she actually got MAD at
me for not trusting her! Balls!
Anyway, I bought her
story because I was stupid. Cut to a few months later, 3 days
before our first year anniversary. Guess what she tells me?
Yep! She cheated on me back then! Wow! Thanks for the
anniversart present honey! It's super! But I forgave her.
Because I was stupid. Cut to a coupla more months later and
guess what? She falls in love with this other prick and they
start sending lovey dovey emails and were seeing each behind
my back! Wow! Fool me once fool me twice! Damn! I'm an
idiot.
Anyhow, we broke up and I hate her forever. So
now to amuse myself (and piss her off if she ever sees this),
I'm selling off her panties! As a bonus I will also be
throwing in a couple of strands of her hair (from her HEAD.
not her nether regions). Once you win the auction, you can do
whatever you want to the undergarment. Wear them on your head,
sniff them, pleasure yourself into them. Do whatever, they're
yours.
Pay me with PayPal or die. Shipping paid by
bidder!
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