My dream girl!

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ihatepeople
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Post by ihatepeople » 26 Jul 2004 21:41

I have a thing for redheads, but I like any hair color really. My favorite Red celebs include Nicole Kidman (circa To Die For, she's not holding together well these days. Tom got out while the getting was good in my opinion), Julianne Moore (total MILF now), and Alicia Witt. They're all good. Liz Hurley, Angelina Jolie (before Billy-Bob/all those tattoos), Jennifer Aniston, and Elisha Cuthbert are great examples of how to do it right.

Give them a couple of years, and I'll be all over Amanda Bynes and Lacey Chabert. And yes, I agree with Justin on his choices of Avril and Diana, but again, give then 2-4 years to age/mature and I'll be happy.

I Don't like fake women. You know, women who feel that they need to change something about themselves, be it hair color, breast size, rhinoplasty, etc. If they feel that they need to change their appearance to fit some sort of "ideal", then there is some deep seeded psychological issue that will rear it's ugly head at some point down the road, and I don't want any part of that. A perfect example of this is Pamela Anderson (She was FINE before the implants, but look at her now....GAH!).

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Post by pevee » 26 Jul 2004 21:43

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Post by Amanda » 26 Jul 2004 21:49

You guys..so superficial. Now me, I like a nice lesbian with huge boobs and a chunky Vida Guerra style ass. She must only engage in sexual activity with me and never my fiance...I won't share. I would rather her hair be blonde, but would accept a nice redhead. Her feet must be kept immaculate since mine are so gross and I am not familiar with what a girls feet are supposed to look like. She shouldn't have more roast beef in her box than a Beef 'N Cheddar, and her breath would have to be either minty fresh, or smell like peaches. She would need to be willing to have me perform oral sex on her at a moments notice, so a fresh and tidy cooter is mandatory. I would prefer her to wear black fishnet stockings with no panties everytime I eat her pussy. I think that adds a dramatic touch..don't you? Wow..this is almost as nice as foreplay. So yeah if there's a woman out there who fits this description..call me. :drool:

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Post by Justin » 26 Jul 2004 21:50

mmmm amanda bynes is another one that fits into the avril/natalie body type. i'd hit it.

also, real world robin has fake as shit tits, but somehow, i'm still attracted to her. even despite her tank body.

btw

THIS DAY IN AMANDA BYNES HISTORY:

July 26 1993

Amanda can't seem to find her other shoe.

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Post by Jeremian_Deus » 26 Jul 2004 21:54

My dream girl would be Jessica Alba's character Max from Dark Angel(or whatever the show was called). There was an episode where she was in heat(via some animal instict logic crap)and started bangin' random guys. Ill take her from that episode.

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Post by Justin » 26 Jul 2004 21:57

she didn't turn into an alien and start killing them did she?

(mmm natasha henstridge in species. i must've worn out the tape rewinding that movie)

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Post by Rivers » 26 Jul 2004 21:57

This might be odd to say but I would go for maybe the young asian chick in Kill Bill vol. 1. You know this one Image
She might have been nuts but she was hot!
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Post by Amanda » 26 Jul 2004 21:59

she looks odd in that picture..like a man with a wig.

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Post by Jeremian_Deus » 26 Jul 2004 22:40

Jessica Alba's character didn't kill anybody, but I would have to seriously consider Natasha's proposition. Amazing sex with a supernatural female. Sure death comes afterwards, but nobody's perfect. I give the Species alien 2 thumbs up and a king size bed.

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Post by Clarissa » 26 Jul 2004 22:48

I'm straight. But I think I'd date Justin's dream girl, too.

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Post by MasterX » 26 Jul 2004 23:44

Mandarin wrote:Hi guys i wanne talk over Lindsay lohan in Bikini.She is juist 18 And howe old is that fucking guy 25 26 years old :superangry:

:fuckyou: That guy
Lindsay Lohan Bikini

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Post by hoodoo » 26 Jul 2004 23:49

Playboy needs to get Robin from San Diego to pose. God Damn!

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Post by Justin » 26 Jul 2004 23:52

i concur

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Post by skoll » 26 Jul 2004 23:56

Probably the first time i heard "i concur'" on TV was on Catch me if you can.

Excellent choice of words, justin.

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Post by Justin » 27 Jul 2004 00:28

do you concur?

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