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Post by decodernot » 27 Oct 2004 02:32

Ashlee is FUGLY. Blaming the band was amatuerish and immature.


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Post by the_lone_bard » 27 Oct 2004 02:34

Blaming the band seems retarded. The band wasnt playing at all. The screw up was the song playing in the background starting to early. Making them all look like morons. But then she did the dance, and the band started the play. Making them look less stupid.

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Post by NatalieWong » 27 Oct 2004 04:28

ruprechtjones wrote:
deadmeat wrote:For as much as her band is getting paid, I'd take the blame too. If they arent stupid with thier money, they will never have to work again as long as they live how it stands right now. So get me up there, Ill play, you fuck up and blame me... I still get my millions.
Deadmeat, these are usually studio musicians that are hired to be Simpson's (or Spears', or N'Sync, or any other pop lyricists that can't find the E string on a guitar) bandmates. They are usually tight, extremely professional, and the kind of people who can belt out any tune you shout out to them. But they don't make millions. I really felt sorry for them when she blamed them for the fuck-up. But you know, they were good enough to get hired for studio/live work on national TV, they could walk away from this and still have a stable profession. While they will still perform and record music, she will be in rehab wondering what happened to her career. Good riddance to bad white trash.
FYI, these guys usually make around $5000 a week on the road (give or take 1000) and they often get a retainer of around 1500-2000 a week when they're NOT touring, so that they wont take other gigs that might conflict. Sweet. Believe me, they don't give a fuck about her, her music, or the SNL goof. They take these gigs to fund their REAL music they can't afford to make otherwise. (My gf was a makeup lady on the J-Lo tour and I got to hang out with the band. They know all these pop singers suck, but they pay good. Doesn't matter.)

As far as making millions on the road, there are only two SIDE musicians I know of that make more than $1million a tour -- bassist Darryl Jones (Bill Wyman's replacement in the Stones) and drummer Steve Gadd (Eric Clapton's band).

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Post by RKrispy » 27 Oct 2004 04:46

I think she stole the "I have gas and lost my voice" excuse from her sister.

That sounds more like something her sister would say.

Anyway, she fucked up, blamed the wrong people, and needs to make a sex tape to blast off her career. A sex tape could probably make her more famous than her sister.

Who really cares if she lip-synched on SNL, most people dont watch SNL cause it SUCKS now.


my 2 1/2 cents.

<^> ( O_O ) <^>

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Post by lyk.omgz » 27 Oct 2004 05:00

RKrispy wrote: MadTV > SNL
ew, get some class.

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Post by Mr. Buttfister » 27 Oct 2004 05:03

just letting you guys know... GTA san andreas is the best game ever. wrong thread but oh well.

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Post by EvilYeti » 27 Oct 2004 07:32

Crackpot Live wrote: That is the funniest shit ive ever seen on SNL ever! to bad i missed that one! Ashley is fucked now!&nbsp;&nbsp; :lol:
I think she was fucked the moment she decided to go public before getting that goddamn 'mt nose' removed from her face.

Next? "Plastic surgery is so lame, its like ... lame. I would never get plastic surgery. I think ... zzzzzzz."

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Post by FSchmertz » 27 Oct 2004 08:28

Whattman wrote:Did anyone see Slash's new band on Leno last night????Good tune and.........NO LIP-SYNCHING!!!&nbsp; I guess talent can be found if ya look hard enough.
Scott Weiland doesn't need to lip sync. IMHO, he's the best rock frontman going!

Now he's got to stay away from the big H!

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Post by ruprechtjones » 27 Oct 2004 10:54

Good points, NatalieWong. I didn't know the going rates were around 5k, it's been a while. Looks like it's time for me to switch careers...

Now let's all pitch in and buy Ashlee a big bottle of Tums so that she can sing live from now on.

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Post by registeredpedophile » 27 Oct 2004 15:01


Sorry but i couldent start a new topic.

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Post by JustSumDude » 27 Oct 2004 15:04

<span style='font-family:Tahoma'><span style='color:green'>Dumb.</span></span>

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Post by DMBrules » 27 Oct 2004 15:06

that was quite possibly the most random thing that could have been posted at that moment.

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Post by radish01001 » 27 Oct 2004 15:35

adjustments wrote: Pretty safe to say.. she lost.

She's playing at my friends old high school tomorrow (10-27) for some Mtv thing. will it happen again???
Just as a follow-up - she skipped out on playing that high school.

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Post by Justin » 27 Oct 2004 18:29

they'd tear her apart if she showed up! you know how high school kids are

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Post by SinisterMikey » 27 Oct 2004 23:25

Ashless should just make a home porn video with some dude, like the butler or the plumber.

Old Joe and sister Jess is freaking rich anyway. She just need a attention sparker to shoot her to the A-lamers.

Paris did it, now she is planning to launch her own fashion. And with the fame she gather as a Socialite A.K.A sleepingaroundforattention, its easy shit.

Who says SEX don't sell?

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