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AngelBaby · Post by **AngelBaby** » 15 Jan 2006 10:01

I've got got good news and bad news, peeps...

The Good: if this child is a girl, she'll be EXCRUCIATINGLY hawt.

The Bad: 18 years and 6 months until she's legal. :blink:

inplainview · Post by **inplainview** » 15 Jan 2006 12:03

AngelBaby wrote: if this child is a girl, she'll be EXCRUCIATINGLY hawt.

The Bad: 18 years and 6 months until she's legal. :blink:

And?

IF it's a girl, then the rest of money I earn in my life say's she'll get porked before that 18 year mark.

Eamon Angelface · Post by **Eamon Angelface** » 16 Jan 2006 03:45

God damn it, I've got the same hair cut as Bradgelina's little boy. Time to go shave my head.

PS: Until that kid is old enough to get sliced and diced by mommies in house plastic surgeon she could be pure ugly. Which just means that some of us might actually have a shot.

Think about it, 30 odd years ago someone probably said something similar Jon Voight about his daughter being hot some day. Someone named Billy Bob Thorton.

Oh and congradulations to inplainview. He's a daddy.

inplainview · Post by **inplainview** » 16 Jan 2006 10:10

Eamon Angelface wrote:Oh and congradulations to inplainview. He's a daddy.

A rather random time to congratulate me, but thank you. B)

AngelBaby · Post by **AngelBaby** » 16 Jan 2006 12:49

Eamon Angelface wrote:PS: Until that kid is old enough to get sliced and diced by mommies in house plastic surgeon she could be pure ugly. Which just means that some of us might actually have a shot.

Think about it, 30 odd years ago someone probably said something similar Jon Voight about his daughter being hot some day. Someone named Billy Bob Thorton.

Umm, I'm gonna have to go ahead and disagree with you there, Bob. Yeahhh... <_<

/Lumbergh

I think it was established fairly early on in Angie's life that she was a bonafide hottie...

couple of yearbook pics (wish mine were that good)

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and a couple of early modeling shots (zomg lips!) :drool:

Eamon Angelface · Post by **Eamon Angelface** » 16 Jan 2006 13:43

AngelBaby wrote:
Eamon Angelface wrote:PS: Until that kid is old enough to get sliced and diced by mommies in house plastic surgeon she could be pure ugly. Which just means that some of us might actually have a shot.

Think about it, 30 odd years ago someone probably said something similar Jon Voight about his daughter being hot some day. Someone named Billy Bob Thorton.
Umm, I'm gonna have to go ahead and disagree with you there, Bob. Yeahhh... <_<

/Lumbergh

I think it was established fairly early on in Angie's life that she was a bonafide hottie...

couple of yearbook pics (wish mine were that good)

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and a couple of early modeling shots (zomg lips!) :drool:

I could park my car on the bridge of that snout. I'll get on board with the lips, but who says this phantom girl will inherit those. Uglies could happen. She took a year off to "go to school" and when she came back she was perfection. That year was spent at a plastics clinic.

One this is for sure, those other two kids are gonna get forgotten about BIG fuckin time.

BlackMage · Post by **BlackMage** » 17 Jan 2006 11:01

I am in concurrence with AngelBaby. I'd hit it. She looked great even growing up.

Eamon Angelface · Post by **Eamon Angelface** » 17 Jan 2006 11:04

BlackMage wrote:I am in concurrence with AngelBaby. I'd hit it. She looked great even growing up.

Oh don't get me wrong I'd have banged that ass like a screen door in a hurricane. I'm just saying there's a slight chance their kid will come out buck toothed and cross eyed.

Eamon Angelface · Post by **Eamon Angelface** » 17 Jan 2006 11:05

Assuming its a girl.

BlackMage · Post by **BlackMage** » 17 Jan 2006 12:50

Then I will blame Brad and I'll stab him in the face.

Eamon Angelface · Post by **Eamon Angelface** » 19 Jan 2006 01:32

A little pre-op reality dose of Angie...

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Seriously · Post by **Seriously** » 19 Jan 2006 02:27

I find terms like

Brangelina

Bennifer

Alexanopoulos

Felilliam Muffman

Anrique Iglesiaournikova

to be incredibly offensive.

I understand you guys didn't know, and it's cool, because I know you guys will take steps now, to avoid ever using them again.

Thanks guys. I appreciate it.

AngelBaby · Post by **AngelBaby** » 19 Jan 2006 02:36

Seriously wrote:I find terms like

Brangelina

Bennifer

Alexanopoulos

Felilliam Muffman

Anrique Iglesiaournikova

to be incredibly offensive.

I understand you guys didn't know, and it's cool, because I know you guys will take steps now, to avoid ever using them again.

Thanks guys. I appreciate it.

I can't believe you omitted TomKat!

BlackMage · Post by **BlackMage** » 19 Jan 2006 09:13

I don't know half them terms.

Seriously · Post by **Seriously** » 20 Jan 2006 00:43

AngelBaby wrote:
Seriously wrote:I find terms like

Brangelina

Bennifer

Alexanopoulos

Felilliam Muffman

Anrique Iglesiaournikova

to be incredibly offensive.

I understand you guys didn't know, and it's cool, because I know you guys will take steps now, to avoid ever using them again.

Thanks guys. I appreciate it.

I can't believe you omitted TomKat!

That's because I had forgotten, which I felt was a pleasant state of affairs, so thanks a whole lot for reminding me.

*frowny face*

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