This title was driving me nuts with its being really bad

[Zorak]

The catcher to her pitcher?

[smash]

I knew what it meant but then ive also been thinking... if you are on cloud 6 to AB's 9, are you the ying to her yang? The pepsi to her coke? The BMW to her Mercedes?

The Womanhood to her Manhood?

Precisely.

[Seriously]

There is three difference?





That's pretty deep, man.

[gulliver]

I could have went on and on but I was boring myself by the time I got to coke.

[Seriously]

So I couldn't leave the title up, because it was just so fucking suck.


Everytime I saw it I cringed.

I thought...that was somewhat appropriate to the thread.

[eamon angelface]

I'm still waiting for it to be spelled out.

[UncleMao]

Summation of thread:

1) Half of you are fucking weird or have brain wiring issues.

2) Smashy has tried walking and peeing, which gives him even less sense than my shit-eating terrier-cavalier cross.

3) Everyone wants to fuck Angelbaby, but she just thinks we're all a bunch of old women anyway.

Ya-ya. Pants. Sisterhood. Y'know?

[Seriously]

Summation of thread:

1) Half of you are fucking weird or have brain wiring issues.

2) Smashy has tried walking and peeing, which gives him even less sense than my shit-eating terrier-cavalier cross.

3) Everyone wants to fuck Angelbaby, but she just thinks we're all a bunch of old women anyway.

Ya-ya. Pants. Sisterhood. Y'know?

Half?


This is an internet forum.


Try again.

[AngelBaby]

Half?


This is an internet forum.


Try again.

Ya rly.

[eamon angelface]

Summation of thread:

1) Half of us are fucking weird or have brain wiring issues.

2) Smashy has tried walking and peeing, which gives him even less sense than my shit-eating terrier-cavalier cross.

3) Everyone wants to fuck Angelbaby, but she just thinks we're all a bunch of old women anyway.

Ya-ya. Pants. Sisterhood. Y'know?

You used the proper context when referring to wanting to fuck AB but you left yourself out of the brain broken group. I think you have some things you need to admit to yourself. That makes yours the most broken brain of all.

[Mike]

I can't pee and talk with someone else at the same time, i also can't pee in public bathrooms if there's any people around me.

Yeah, I always use a stall if can. I remember in high school, at least once a week a guy would take the urinal next to me when there was like 3 open...

I mostly just have the urge to kiss a pretty girl, or squeeze their top or bottom. I remember when everyone was studying in class, I would always be the only one looking around fantasying about the girls.

[exelis]

See, now, I can talk with people, stand next to them, etc. and it doesn't bother me. Urinals are great, too. Marvelous invention. But, if I have to use a regular toilet, I'll usually choose to sit to pee. Public toilets notwithstanding, of course. I only sit on those if I have to.

[Seriously]

I always forget about this, but I have a thing for glasses.

Like, taking them off other people's faces and putting them on for a bit. Walking around wearing them. It's odd because usually I am the last person who would ever violate someone's personal space. It's usually only with people I know well, but I'm very drunk it might be with someone I know not so well.


I haven't done it in a while though. Maybe I've grown out of it.

[psyper]

When you think about it everyone has an obsession or compulsion - everyone has ocd to one degree or another.

When I first started dating my wife she didn't even notice that she has it until I pointed it out to her. She hates germs - always washing her hands more when shes stressed to the point they are raw and shrivelled. After washing her hands she has to splash water on to the hot tap otherwise she cant turn it off. Gets so much limescale all over our taps. She cant clean the bathroom (but then who wants to). If I go round someones house and they were ill with a bug that made them sick she cant come near me until I have a shower and change my clothes. she cant go round peoples houses even a week or so after theyve been ill. One good thing to come out of it is she doesn't want kids because she watches all of our friends kids round our friends houses picking up stuff from the garden and going to the toilet without washing their hands and it totally freaks her out. She has to open all the doors for me when I carry the rubbish out of the house and I have to wash my hands before touching anything when I come back in. She just has normal compulsions that everyone has and magnifiys them to the point they become noticeable.

Since dating her I've noticed that I have my own habits or OCD. At work we have floor numbers by the lifts which are rasied from the wall by about an inch. I find myself touching the corner of any of the numbers while I'm waiting for a lift. When I get in the lift there is a scratch on one of the walls - like someone scraped it with a desk or something - accidental not intentional - everytime I get in the lift I find myself tracing the scratch with my finger. I never noticed that I do this until I looked into my own ocd. And I still keep doing it dispite knowing about it.

I never used to have problems with peeing in urinals next to other guys when I was in my teens but I've noticed that if there is someone occupying one urinal out of the two we have at work I just go in to one of the cubicles. A couple of guys I've noticed do the same when I'm the only one in there. I can talk and pee at the same time but we have an unwritten rule at the office that you can only talk when you are doing the same thing as someone else - you cant talk to someone who is peeing while you are washing your hands but if you're both peeing or both washing your hands then its okay. I've never walked while peeing but have signed my name in the snow.

I think everyone likes symmetry - I think its inbuilt into the cosmos. the planets, plants, sea shells, snails all follow the Fibonacci Numbers. DNA is symmetrical. Even our faces (not perfectly I know) - nose, mouth down the centre - eyes, ears, arms, legs on opposite sides - even our fingers/thumbs and toes are symmetrical. It only stands to reason that we see things lob-sided and want to correct it. We design things with order - from cars & skyscrapers to ipods.

[efilflah]

The whole "bladder shy" issue always confused me. I prefer a cubicle, but can use a urinal if needs be, but at the end of the day who wants to stand next to anyone whilst they're discharging their body's waste?

Dog's shit on lawns and people moan about it, but they don't seem weirded out by it. So why can't we all just drop trow and take a dump in a grassy area without being done for indecent exposure, especially when we don't mind watching each other do it in toilets?

I've seen people get ripped on because they always have to use a cubicle and can't go infront of people, but tbh, they seem like the sane ones and the others just seem fucking creepy.