Jewel

StizzleRizzle · Post by **StizzleRizzle** » 14 Nov 2004 08:18

i think either jewel is a good choice. but the snaggle tooth is just a huge turn off. i mean come one, she's making a ton of money yet can't fix her teeth. as long as she didn't open her mouth though i'd bang her in a heart beat.

Post by **Justin** » 14 Nov 2004 08:20

i'd hit it

in the mouth

DMBrules · Post by **DMBrules** » 14 Nov 2004 08:32

I really liked old jewel, before she turned into a ho. I miss old jewel

BizzLe · Post by **BizzLe** » 14 Nov 2004 08:42

Justin wrote: virgin britney ----> slutty britney

innocent christina ----> slutty christina

classy mariah ----> slutty mariah

folk singer jewel ----> slutty jewel

I SEE A PATTERN!!!!!!!!!

You forgot to include nearly all of the youths that appear on this site.

sheepdog · Post by **sheepdog** » 14 Nov 2004 08:48

At least she's shaving her legs all the way now. the Intuition razor spokesgirl used to only shave to the knee. Ew, Hairy thighs are nasty.

She's really nothing special though. Just another blond white girl. And this pic <a href='http:///movies/hires/jewel/image-html/Jewel_Blender_015.html' target='_blank'>/movies/hires/...lender_015.html</a> really ruins it for me. She's trying to be all sexy as hell with that lace, but then you can clearly see she's wearing a more conservative pair of underoos underneath. I bet it's because she has a full bush.

reservrdg8 · Post by **reservrdg8** » 14 Nov 2004 08:49

Hooray for Jewel camel toe.

DaddyDuffALot · Post by **DaddyDuffALot** » 14 Nov 2004 09:09

like any of you internet geeks would have a chance with her

Download-This · Post by **Download-This** » 14 Nov 2004 09:21

StizzleRizzle wrote: i think either jewel is a good choice. but the snaggle tooth is just a huge turn off. i mean come one, she's making a ton of money yet can't fix her teeth. as long as she didn't open her mouth though i'd bang her in a heart beat.

she has artistic integrety. she doesn't need a perfect smile. :rolleyes:

rtfreed · Post by **rtfreed** » 14 Nov 2004 09:40

Artistic Integrity? I think that went out the window when 90% of her wardrobe did likewise. But that's just me.

Blackfire · Post by **Blackfire** » 14 Nov 2004 09:58

Luv Jewel

And btw she has some nudes floating all over net. Some paparazzi of her on the beach.
Nice hooters

vhw · Post by **vhw** » 14 Nov 2004 10:07

Blackfire wrote:Luv Jewel

And btw she has some nudes floating all over net. Some paparazzi of her on the beach.
Nice hooters

Those were fake.

Download-This wrote:she has artistic integrety. she doesn't need a perfect smile. :rolleyes:

She once truly had <_<. Now she's not better than britney or any of those skanks

tnalover · Post by **tnalover** » 14 Nov 2004 10:30

nice tits

mmmm boobies...

RobertBruce · Post by **RobertBruce** » 14 Nov 2004 10:32

I like the newer look, because as with all women, I like her with longer hair. Shes perfectly bangable any time i've seen her tho!

kvl · Post by **kvl** » 14 Nov 2004 10:34

Did she get her snaggletooth fixed, cause i thgout she did.

Regardless she is hot. And artistic integrity is a lie. It never has existed, nor will it ever.

Except for Kurt Cobain and Snoop Dogg. They are the shizznit.

GiantPeach · Post by **GiantPeach** » 14 Nov 2004 11:27

An old-jewel/new-jewel sandwich, with a big fat slice of me in the middle.

That long, black leather middle-finger glove scares me and makes me feel dirty excited all at the same time.

PART OF THE BOARDS FORMERLY KNOWN AS TJNR

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