Do you like jokes?

[Bligityblah]

HAHAHAHAHAHA, go ahead make fun of my job. Its better than yours will ever be. Find me one of those posts where I talked about "how sweet my truck is" or "how rich" I am, go ahead, I'll wait. The sweet thing about my truck and the way I manage my finances is I don't try and prove anything to anyone by how flashy my stuff is. Its all functional and paid for, I'll never be joining you in the handout line. Let me know how buying into all that pop culture keeping up with the Spears' goes for you.

Still on the picture kick even though I've bashed your brains, or lack there of, in on that one? List of the girls who thought you were right on that one please, again I’ll wait. Then after you’re done I’ll just copy the PMs and IM logs I have saying what an idiot you are. How is Jessica Biel’s ass? She deserved it right? I suppose the chick who went to R-Kelly’s room deserved it too. You respond with such anger, its sad that you just can't admit that you're actually the pervert. But, maybe its not all that perverted since you can't reach your prick with those babyarms you rock.

Learn any other good French words lately? Everyone needs to know more than just valet but then again your life works off cooking oil temps and ice buckets so I might be mistaken.

P.S. Its not really an insult if you have to explain to everyone what it is.

[eamon angelface]

I believe you were the one who argued that the girls who you take pictures of are asking for it by dressing a certain way and being in public. Way to attack yourself.

Now you're trying to flip it around because I think Jessica Beil is hot? Are you off you meds Mr Karr? You take pictures of little girls and you said yourself it was an art form because they don't see you doing it and thats the sign of a great "candid photographer". That's your reality buddy. Your paid for truck (wow...15 grand...lol) and your gay little plane rides aside, you are a sex crime waiting to happen. Trying to throw the exact agrument you defended yourself from before back at me just shows how twisted up you get things. Well on purpose, because you know there is no feasible, believable defense for your actions.

You're stuck on the valet thing huh? You got it wrong and now you want to argue that you didn't? The whole time I'm laughing that someone is actually impressed by someone else parking their car. But you're a super rich man right?

Your job is a joke. Your deluded self inflated ego is a baffling joke. You're a joke.

As funny as anyone trys to be in here no one could come up with a zinger as hilarious as the reality of your life.

Now fuck off please. You really are a boring motherfucker. Just skip responding and go away. I'm tired of going back and forth and outting you as the progeny of middle class failure and blue balling gynophobia.

[Bligityblah]

No...you're the one who made the justification argument when you were caught with your pants down, so to speak.

The gospel of Aimon Myface:

Those are called press calls.

Those are actors and those pics are used to drum publicity. You think Paris Hilton couldn't avoid someone with a camera?

Third the paparazzi makes a living taking these "candid" promo shots

Jessica Biel has an under rated ass...they profit from taking their pictures.

All links courtesy of D:ET. Hipocracy courtesy of Aimon Myface. Now, if I'm such a joke how is it you can't form a coherent defense or make a logical argument without getting upset and pissy? Emotion is a sign of weakness dear boy and you've got nothing on the Tacoma Narrows Bridge. Its cute though how you skip French and go right to Latin, ain't wiki grand?

[Titleist]

Ripping on you would be like punching a quadriplegic in the face (too easy, mean, and not to mention...pointless).

Let me end my involvement here by saying that you started a thread about jokes, and you have yet to amuse anyone but yourself. Then you get all whiny and shit when people tell you that you fucking suck at trying to be funny (truth). The worst part is, you didn't even come up with this garbage yourself. You aren't even capable of copy and pasting anything with the slightest bit of humor. Maybe if you renamed your thread "do you like stupid fucking jokes that no one thinks is funny?"...people would leave you alone.

[eamon angelface]

No...you're the one who made the justification argument when you were caught with your pants down, so to speak.

The gospel of Aimon Myface:

Those are called press calls.

Those are actors and those pics are used to drum publicity. You think Paris Hilton couldn't avoid someone with a camera?

Third the paparazzi makes a living taking these "candid" promo shots

Jessica Biel has an under rated ass...they profit from taking their pictures.

All links courtesy of D:ET. Hipocracy courtesy of Aimon Myface. Now, if I'm such a joke how is it you can't form a coherent defense or make a logical argument without getting upset and pissy? Emotion is a sign of weakness dear boy and you've got nothing on the Tacoma Narrows Bridge. Its cute though how you skip French and go right to Latin, ain't wiki grand?

You really want to run over this again?

Celebrities are in the public eye all the time. They're used to professional photographers taking their picture. Jessic Beil has a great ass.

You however are a skinny little loser who hides in the bushes and snaps pictures of little girls in the park and jacks off to them when he gets home.

Hiporcracy? Hardly.

Arguing with you is pointless because you're a fucking nutcase. You're a child predator in the making and you can't deny it. You've likened paparazzi photos of 20 something hot actresses that get published in magazines all over the world to yourself creeping under the high school bleachers and getting a semi.

The only one with his pants down here is you. And chances are you've got your shame between your thumb and finger and are pleasuring youself to some of those pictures you like to take which you previously prided yourself on.

The pros do it for profit and the star system uses those to bulk interest in stars who have projects coming out. You're just a pervert who can't seem to keep his foot out of his mouth.

Do you understand yet? No? Big surprise.

As for Titleist,

If you're such a funny guy then do something other than bitch please. Otherwise I don't respect your expertise on humour and you can just plain fuck off. Or shut up. Or both? Or bitch some more. I could care less, you seem pretty useless anyway so go nuts with your bad self.

[Phife]

King Douche, Troll of the Round Table has struck again.

All hail King Douche....all hail King Douche....all hail King Douche....ad nauseum...

[eamon angelface]

You forgot to trademark that poem. Now anyone can use it. <_<

[Bligityblah]

What you've never understood, like logic and social graces, is that I've never once hidden when I take pictures of people. I stand in the wide open spaces with a loud camera taking the exact same photos you spank to. You just don't see how you are justifying an action that you claim to detest simply because it fits your carnal little needs. Explain to me just how renting a chopper to take photos of someone topless or following someone on their vacation is any different than my 15 pictures of women. Just because someone has a job that places them in the public eye doesn’t mean they “deserve” to be hunted and stalked. You've still not found anyone who supports your claims that taking pictures of random women is wrong and evil. Never once have you had a leg to stand on, probably because you're too busy trying to touch your tonsils with your helmet.

Are you blind? Are you stupid? Does it matter?

[eamon angelface]

You said that the sign of a good "candid" photographer, as you professed to be, was not being seen. As in hiding. Or were you referring to the way you are so amazingly inconsequential that no one bothers noticing you? So you take pictures of the girls who don't notice you without them knowing.
*cough*sexual predator*cough*

Anyone outside of your clique of losers said it straight to you that your little perv practice is not only laughable and lame but that they found it distrubing to have had any interaction with you. But of course you never saw it. Because you're delusional and a sex crime in the making.



I'm not debating this any further. Someone could punch you square in the fucking face and you'd tell them to back off or you'll hit their fist with your face again. It's not that your mind works differently, it just doesn't seem to work at all.

What else is to be expected from a truck driving hick?

[gulliver]

Seeing as how this thread's title involves the word "joke" I thought I'd post a joke!

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert. They've set up
their tent, and they have fallen asleep.

Some hours later, The Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend, saying
"Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Tonto replies, "I see millions of stars Kemo Sabi."

"What does that tell you?" asks The Lone Ranger.

Tonto ponders for a minute "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time-wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Kemo Sabi?"

The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then speaks.

"Tonto you asshat, someone has stolen our tent."

[Bligityblah]

Sorry Capt. Stabbin but once again your ignorance shines like the light on top of the Luxor. I never said a good candid photog isn't "seen", I said a good candid photog isn't caught. I hide in plain sight and you just seem to read what you want to. You've got this thing for sexual predators and enjoy candid shots so I'm wondering what that means? Aimon, is there something you'd like to share with the rest of the class? I'll bet you had to wash up after Sunday school didn't you? I'm still waiting on you to find someone who sides with you but I guess that’s going to be a while. Its not like you can go back and check, fucking loser. Banned from a site where they almost never even warn people. You got skills brother, ok sorry, you don't.

You're such a fucking tool. You lie your ass off about your job and where you live then cry like a little girl to the powers that be when someone challenges you. In my case, dominates you like a diabetic at a buffet. You've never once been on top of anything in your life that wasn't a hole in your mattress, do yourself a favor and drink a bottle of that clear shit they sell in the pool section of Home Depot.

[eamon angelface]

Good Christ you're an idiot.

Look...some of us aren't total failures. I know that's hard to believe but some people don't live in the middle of nowhere and some even have real life girlfriends and real jobs that they can be sincerely proud of.

Quit making me go over this. You're a weirdo who takes pictures of girls without getting "caught". Trying to spin that around in any way is useless. Making up snide little metaphors trying to get a chuckle...also useless.

Give up already kid, you're embarassing yourself. Go have one of your little picture days at the school yard and come home a heo for not getting caught again for taking pictures of little girls. Which you do and no matter how you try to flip this that something you just can't get out of. YOu again decided to give one of your useless little comments and its bit you in the ass. Why dwell on it? Oh gee...I dunno. Cause its sick and you're a fucking nutjob who is probably already registered as a sex offender? Kind of a hot button.

No shut up and fuck off and -insert whatever it will take to get your eyes open to the fact that you've just made a point of outting yourself as a sexual predator yet again here_______________.

[eamon angelface]

Seeing as how this thread's title involves the word "joke" I thought I'd post a joke!

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert. They've set up
their tent, and they have fallen asleep.

Some hours later, The Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend, saying
"Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Tonto replies, "I see millions of stars Kemo Sabi."

"What does that tell you?" asks The Lone Ranger.

Tonto ponders for a minute "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time-wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Kemo Sabi?"

The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then speaks.

"Tonto you asshat, someone has stolen our tent."

My great grandmother was Indian so I'm deeply offended by that and need to be changed.




Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.

The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The Manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Manager, I am ready."

The Manager said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for computer problems. No doubt you have spoken to him.

[Seriously]

So, hooray for trading blows on a forum! This thread started out okay but degenerated.


And I checked around to be sure, and yep:


This is the only forum where people are doing this.




It's because I haven't locked enough threads. It's all my fault




EDIT:

Oh hey, you guys like qwantz?




I figure since I have to do this all the time I might as well post new comics.