BioShock demo on Xbox Live!

[Mike]

Sweet!


^ ATLAS? Oh noes!

http://live.xbox.com/member/Mike+Bachman Add me.

Anyone playing Bomberman?

[efilflah]

Man I so want this game, but I've just bought a massive HD screen, and my fridge bust so I have to a get a new one of those, and also I have a PC that will not run this with all the trimmings, so I have a choice.

Buy a 360 (but I have valid joypad hate reasons)

or

Upgrade PC (expensive cos it would have to be a complete overhawl).


or


Don't get it for ages and just buy it later when upgrading is relatively cheap (risk of spoilers and shit)

I don't like either option tbh.

[Dex]

*CLOMP CLOMP*

Big Daddy commands you to buy a 360.

[smash]

Been trying to talk Angelbaby into getting a DeXbox. That is one of the most fantastical and immersive storylines ever.

Storyline is WAY better than Gears of War. And I prefer this game play over GoW lots...I never got into the duck/cover mode of GoW.

The commercial for Bioshock is almost as good as GoW. GoW had Gary Jules version of the Tears for Fears "Mad World". Bioshock is playing "Somewhere beyond the sea" and shows the city and then a Little Sister climbing on a Big Daddy.

[UncleMao]

It is not funny to creep up on a colleague at work and whisper...

"Look Mr Bubbles... It's an ANGEL..."

I spent 5 bucks on that fucking coffee I never got to drink.

[Seriously]

It's the only FPS to make me actually tense.

People jumping out at me from nowhere, that's fucking rude. So I electrocute them and beat them to death with a pipe wrench, even after they've died because they have to learn a lesson. I might set them on fire, maybe whack their body against the wall a few times with my mind.

Being rude is bad. Do not

ever


sneak up on me.


It was so good to kill that plastic surgeon. I did him in with his own failures because fuck you: I'm not ugly.

I feel so bad whenever I have to kill a Big Daddy, because they just want to live and let live.

A little sister was getting mobbed by these jerks, so I rushed them firing lightening everywhere then beating them to silence and firing their burning bodies at their compatriots, and more beating. So after they've all been settled in I look at the Big Daddy, he looks at me, we nod and walk our seperate ways,


And then I duck behind a corner and shoot up on ultra-herion, whirl around and freeze him so I can break him apart with grenades.


Although I never kill the little sisters, because I always straddle the line in games with morality systems.

Although I'm closer to evil in Fable. And I'm incredibly bad in True Crime: New York City.

It's just too easy.



I have also decided that those little helo-turrents are cooler than the turrents in Portal, because even though the Enrichment Center Anti-personnel Devices have personalities the helo-turrents can become your friends.

[UncleMao]

I spent more time hacking security than actually fighting most of the time..

Between that and security bullseye. And stacking every electric plasmid I can and just watching things fry when they hit me with my go-go-super-amoeba-shock powers.

Really. They hurt themselves more than they hurt me...

Super Karma Go-Go-Yubari Zen!

I will now whore out my Bio-Shock movie cast list to you! Director: Ridley Scott/Christopher Nolan


Jack: John Cusack

Atlas: Christopher Eccleston

Frank Fontaine: Ray Liotta

Andrew Ryan: David Strathairn

Sander Cohen: Kevin Spacey

Diane McClintock: Renee Zellweger

McDonagh: Michael Caine

Tenenbaum: Meryl Streep

Jasmine Jolene: Kate Beckinsale

Dr Steinman: Brad Dourif

Langford: Amanda Plummer

Dr Yi Suchong: Hiroyuki Sanada

Peach Wilkins: Bob Hoskins

Sullivan: William Hurt

Little Sisters: Daveigh Chase

[Seriously]

Uh

There seems to be a bit of redundant casting in your movie.



Anyways, I can't wait until I can make bees come out of my arms.

[AngelBaby]

Sadly, Daveigh Chase is too old to play a Little Sister.

Perhaps Jodelle Ferland?

[UncleMao]

^^^
creepy

lol

:o

[AngelBaby]

[Seriously]