The Deadly Superman

[efilflah]

Tarzan wasn't a ladies' man
He'd just come along and scoop 'em up under his arm
Like that, quick as a cat in the jungle
But Clark Kent now there was a real gent
He would not be caught sittin' around in no
Junglescape, dumb as an ape doing nothing

Supermen never made any money
For saving the world from Solomon Grundy
And sometimes I despair the world will never see
Another man like him

Hey Bob, Supe had a straight job
Even though he could have smashed through any bank
In the United States, he had the strength, but he would not
Folks said his family were all dead
Their planet crumbled but Superman, he forced himself
To carry on, forget Krypton, and keep going

Tarzan was king of the jungle and Lord over all the apes
But he could hardly string together four words: "I Tarzan, You Jane. "

Sometimes when Supe was stopping crimes
I'll bet that he was tempted to just quit and turn his back
On man, join Tarzan in the forest
But he stayed in the city, and kept on changing clothes
In dirty old phonebooths till his work was through
And nothing to do but go on home

[The Deadly Superman]

Do you worry that you're not liked?
How long till you break?
You're happy cause you smile,
But how much can you fake?

An ordinary boy, An ordinary name.
But ordinary's just not good enough today.

Alone alone alone alone alone alone alone alone,
I'm thinking
Why, yeah, Superman's dead.
Is it in my head?
we'll just laugh instead.
Worry about the weather and,
Whether or not you should hate.

And are you worried about your faith?
Kneel down and obey.

You're happy, You're in love.
You need someone to hate.

An ordinary girl, an ordinary waist,
But ordinary's just not good enough today.

Alone alone alone alone alone alone alone alone,
I'm thinking
Why, yeah, Superman's dead.
Is it in my head?
we'll just laugh instead.
Worry about the weather and,
Whether or not you should hate.

Doesn't anybody ever know?
Doesn't anybody ever know?
Doesn't anybody ever know?
That the World's a subway, subway.

Doesn't anybody ever know?
Doesn't anybody ever know?
Doesn't anybody ever know?
That the World's a subway, subway.

That the World's a subway, subway.
Doesn't Any, Any, Any, Any, Any....

That the World's a subway, subway.
Doesn't Any, Any, Any, Any, Any....

That the World's a subway, subway.
Doesn't Any, Any, Any, Any, Any....

....That the World's a subway, subway.

....That the World's a subway, subway.

[gulliver]

The Deadly Superman is Close to his 100th post.

What will occur on this occasion?

Will the lyrics finally stop? Will somebody buy bongoloids raspberrys??

OR, GOD FORBID, A ZOMG JUSTIN POST!!??

Stay tuned.

[The Deadly Superman]

The Deadly Superman is Close to his 100th post.

This is quite an achievement for me, with me averaging 0.20 posts per day.

This thread contains 28.57% of my posts.

Will the lyrics finally stop?

God, I hope so.

OR, GOD FORBID, A ZOMG JUSTIN POST!!??

At this point, it's like "who the fuck is Justin?" amirite?

Stay tuned.

Same Deadly Super-time, Same Deadly Super-channel.

[Seriously]

Anoche no dormí hasta entrada la madrugada
Y tengo por delante diez horas de oficina
¿Entonces qué demonios provoca esta sonrisa
a las 7:35 de la mañana?

¿Será el café? ¿será la tostada?
¿Será la mantequilla o será la mermelada?
¿El periódico quizás? Quizás sea el crucigrama
El susurro de la radio, el chinchín de las cucharas

Serán esos clientes buscando el calor
de alguna taza caliente, de alguna conversación
Mientras la luna y las estrellas
Las farolas, pobres de ellas
Dan paso a regañadientes a la luz del sol

O quizás sea esa chica
que entra y sin demora
Pide un café doble y una ensaimada
y se lo toma en silencio en esa mesa apartada
Siempre con prisa y sola
Siempre a la misma hora

A las 7:35 de la mañana
A las 7:35 de la mañana

La chica es mona, eso está claro
Pero ella y tú nunca habéis cruzado una palabra
No sabes dónde vive, ni cómo se llama
¿Dónde tienes el motivo para estar tan fascinado?

Quizás sean sus ojeras de recién levantada
La forma tan curiosa de sujetar la taza
O ese gesto pensativo al mirar por la ventana
Tantas cosas, yo-que-sé
Es por todo y no es por nada

A las 7:35 de la mañana
A las 7:35 de la mañana

¿Por qué no te acercas y le hablas?
No sabes quién es no pierdes nada
¿Tienes miedo de ofenderla o de enfadarla?
¿O parecer un loco y asustarla?

No es eso lo que pasa, es que no pido más
Diez minutos de ella al día me valen
No hay que olvidar que las mejores cosas de la vida
Hay que dejar que empiecen y dejar que acaben...

Un, dos, un, dos, tres y...

A las 7:35 de la mañana
A las 7:35 de la mañana

Ahora entiendo todo, pero tienes que pensar
Que después de haber montado todo este tinglado
Después de todo esto ya no hay vuelta atrás
Dile algo a la chica, no nos dejes intrigados

Decirle "¿Hola que hay, qué tal estás, cómo te llamas?"...

No, estaría muy bien...

Pero como las mejores cosas de la vida
Esta canción empieza, y esta canción termina.

[The Deadly Superman]

So, the Earth has been quite quaky today.

Much more so than normal, I dare say.


It seems the epicenter, which is to say the point on the surface directly above the focus, was on the Illinois/Indiana border.
(not to be confused with EpicEnter, which is when you make an amazing entrance.)

Now, I'm not good at the Richter, or Victor, or Vector, or Pixel scale, but I would say that here the shakiness was equivalent to a running washing machine. A slightly off-balanced one at the most.



And I know a thing or two about being off-balanced.

[The Deadly Superman]

Ok, fuck all of you, because my last post was awesome.

I'm gonna go drink a lot of PBR and Monster Energy (awesome combo) with my friends because my friend is going back to California tomorrow.

Be back drunk.

[The Deadly Superman]

If, nothing else, The Deadly Superman is a man of his word.

Typing is a hard task. Especially after quite a few PBRs, a couple Bud Lights, and quite a few Jager bombs.

Tomorrow's gonna be a bitch.

[The Deadly Superman]

O Hai.

I bump my thread nao. I do gud job. Lulz.

[UncleMao]

dik kok?

[The Deadly Superman]

dik kok?

Lulz, no.

You know what's awesome besides me?

Jaberbombs.

[AngelBaby]

wtf is a Jaberbomb?

[Seriously]

A shot with made-up ingredients.

[The Deadly Superman]

It's how drunk people spell Jagerbomb. Shut Up.

[The Deadly Superman]

So, I got to go up on stage with one of my favorite bands last night, and sing my favorite song of theirs with them.


Is this awesome? Y/N.


(the band was Patent Pending, the song was "The L-Town Shakedown.)