The Deadly Superman

[smash]

So, I got to go up on stage with one of my favorite bands last night, and sing my favorite song of theirs with them.


Is this awesome? Y/N.


(the band was Patent Pending, the song was "The L-Town Shakedown.)

The answer is 42.

[The Deadly Superman]

So, I have probably what I would consider the perfect girl in every aspect sleeping in my bed right now, but she has a girlfriend who's in Texas, and she's moving back to Texas next week.

And I was too nice a guy/ too big a pussy to actually go for it, even though we've been flirting with each other since we met, especially tonight.


Is this awesome, y/...fuck it, no it's not awesome.

[smash]

So, I have probably what I would consider the perfect girl in every aspect sleeping in my bed right now, but she has a girlfriend who's in Texas, and she's moving back to Texas next week.

And I was too nice a guy/ too big a pussy to actually go for it, even though we've been flirting with each other since we met, especially tonight.


Is this awesome, y/...fuck it, no it's not awesome.

pics or it didn't happen. and I'm sure AB would prefer pics of the girls together.

[The Deadly Superman]

So, I have probably what I would consider the perfect girl in every aspect sleeping in my bed right now, but she has a girlfriend who's in Texas, and she's moving back to Texas next week.

And I was too nice a guy/ too big a pussy to actually go for it, even though we've been flirting with each other since we met, especially tonight.


Is this awesome, y/...fuck it, no it's not awesome.

pics or it didn't happen. and I'm sure AB would prefer pics of the girls together.

Lol, she does modeling so her pics are somewhere out there.

[smash]

So, I have probably what I would consider the perfect girl in every aspect sleeping in my bed right now, but she has a girlfriend who's in Texas, and she's moving back to Texas next week.

And I was too nice a guy/ too big a pussy to actually go for it, even though we've been flirting with each other since we met, especially tonight.


Is this awesome, y/...fuck it, no it's not awesome.

pics or it didn't happen. and I'm sure AB would prefer pics of the girls together.

Lol, she does modeling so her pics are somewhere out there.

I thought you'd appreciate my sympathetic comments.

[gulliver]

The Deadly Superman is so awesome, he has perfect women sleeping in his bed and he does'nt need to fuck them.

[The Deadly Superman]

The Deadly Superman is so awesome, he has perfect women sleeping in his bed and he does'nt need to fuck them.

Lol, I like how that's worded. It makes me sound like a megapimp, and not a pussy.

[The Deadly Superman]

I think Captain Morgan kicked me hard in my head. I think I'm going back to bed.


I didn't mean that to rhyme.


So, that perfect woman is leaving to go back to Texas. I wouldn't say forever, but at least a while. She knows that I at least like her, but should the Deadly Superman tell her that he's in love with her? y/n?


This has basically become The Deadly Superman's emo blog, is this awesome, y/n?


I don't know why I started talking in third-person.

[psyper]

I think Captain Morgan kicked me hard in my head. I think I'm going back to bed.

Sounds like the starts of a doctor susses book.

So, that perfect woman is leaving to go back to Texas. I wouldn't say forever, but at least a while. She knows that I at least like her, but should the Deadly Superman tell her that he's in love with her? y/n?

I take it from past posts that shes gay as she has a girlfriend that she is going back to in Texas and there is no doubt in your mind that she knows that you at the very least have feelings for her. IMHO nothing good will come out of you opening up your feelings to her. That said, a friend of mine was in a similar situation as you - he used to spend all his time with this girl who wasnt in to guys at all. She never had a serious relationship with a girl and all her friends including her sister told her she should just throw caution to the wind and go out with my friend. They go to conventions and share a room and a double bed together they are like perfect for each other but she was having none of it as she was a lesbian and that was meant to be like the end of any argument for her. Then one day she emailed my friend to say that shes got some wonderful news for him. She met this guy at a convention and are now dating him. The bottom fell out of my friends life. When her sister and friends kicked up a fuss about this she said that she didnt even realise that my friend had serious feelings for her. Guess there are some really blind people out there. Anyway my friend, as far as i know, have severed all contact with this girl and shes still with this guy that she met.

This has basically become The Deadly Superman's emo blog, is this awesome, y/n?

Awesome?, maybe. Not a problem?, not for me. A post is a post at the end of the day and I always feel that if you havent got any input for the topic then just mark the post as read and move on. Theres posts on this forum about new computer console games - I'm not a big fan of them but I don't feel that people should not post them just because I and I alone are not interested in them. This forum is pretty diverse and strays quite away from the 'dont link this'-'fubar' subject which is pretty good for this forum. I hate websites where you post something on them about something that happened to you and 20 people post a reply saying that its got nothing to do with the subject of the site - or they delegate all such posts to one single forum called misc or spam which itself ends up with more posts than all the other topics put together.

I don't know why I started talking in third-person.

Nor does Psyper

[The Deadly Superman]

She's one of those rare bisexuals who can actually be in actual relationships with both.

She basically told me yesterday or so that if she was staying, and didn't have someone already, she could definitely see herself with me.

And she told me a couple weeks ago when she thought she was staying here for a while that she would probably end up breaking up with her gf, because she couldn't handle the distance.

And several other people have told me they could see me and her together, including her two brothers, who are two of my best friends.


Unless anyone has anymore questions/comments for me to respond to, I think this concludes The Deadly Superman's Emo-Hour.

Don't miss next episode: "My Ex-Girlfriend Is A Lying, Cheating, Manipulative, Hypocritical, Hypochondriac, Stupid Bitch-Whore Who I Hope Falls Down A Very Long Flight Of Stairs Made Of Knives. (Not That I'm Still Bitter Or Anything.)"



I might abbreviate the title a little.

[The Deadly Superman]

I thought that would at least peak someone's interest. I guess not. I personally love hearing fucked-up relationship stories.

But everyone knows The Deadly Superman is a sucker for good stories.

I think I'm a more captivating story-teller in person. I get worked up, use arm motions and acting thinks out, I use weird analogies that work wonderfully, and I go off-subject and weave back on-topic. I'm like an angry, rambling Dane Cook.

In other news, spray can whipped cream is delicious.

[AngelBaby]

In other news, spray can whipped cream is delicious.

That's news?

I thought humans were born with an innate knowledge of that fact. Yumb.

[The Deadly Superman]

In other news, spray can whipped cream is delicious.

That's news?

I thought humans were born with an innate knowledge of that fact. Yumb.

I think you have a point there.

But The Deadly Superman was running low on ramble material, and no one seemed interested in MEGIALCMHHSBWWIHFDAVLFOSMOK(NTIBOA). Of course, public disinterest has never stopped The Deadly Superman's rambling before. Probably just more like I was too tired to type a lot.

And he's talking in third-person again, apparently.

[The Deadly Superman]

So, next week, on the 26th, I am flying to California.

All expense paid, airfare and hotel, for the movie premiere of Pirates II.


So basically, The Deadly Superman is going to get to party in Hollywood with pornstars, including but not limited to, the one and only Sasha Grey.

Yeah, be jealous, I would be.

[smash]

So, next week, on the 26th, I am flying to California.

All expense paid, airfare and hotel, for the movie premiere of Pirates II.


So basically, The Deadly Superman is going to get to party in Hollywood with pornstars, including but not limited to, the one and only Sasha Grey.

Yeah, be jealous, I would be.

That chick does some fucked up shit on film sometimes. Too nasty for my tastes I say....

...but if you meet one Roxy Jezel, can you pledge my undying devotion to her? Hands down that girl always gets to me...