The Deadly Superman

[The Deadly Superman]

Hey, look everyone. I'm not dead!

Ok, so, you know that lesbian I told you guys about? Yeah, she moved back not too long, and her girlfriend moved up her with her. (No, don't go, I swear this isn't another hung-over emo blog.)

So, She's is an epileptic. (this story will be weird as it is, so to avoid confusion, we'll call her Alice.)

I was hanging out with her brother tonight, when he got a call. Apparently, Alice was at her house and she was in the middle of eating when she literally dropped her fork and started just staring out the window. Her girlfriend looked out the window to see what Alice was staring at and nothing was there, and noticed something was wrong with Alice. Alice's gf was asking her questions when Alice just said "what are you going to do?" while still staring out the window. Alice was having a hallucination or something of a man standing outside the window, who was supposedly saying things like "watch what I'm going to do", and when her gf looked back towards the window, she saw the same man too. And then the lights flickered on and off.

Alice has said that ever since she was little, she can sometimes see spirits and get weird feelings or slight premonitions. This isn't the first time something like this has happened around her either. Whenever I feel up to it, (I'm getting wisdom teeth pulled tomorrow.) I'll tell you something weird things that happened a few months ago when I was with her.

In the meantime, discuss.

[smash]

So, do you believe she can do this or not? Because in the midst of your tale, you tell us two things: she can see spirits and she has epileptic fits.

I don't know her from a hole in the ground to know whether or not to believe her at all...but you do. So which do you think it is or are you on the fence about that?


My personal belief system is to believe in the possibility of all of that, but believe NONE of it, until I have what passes for 'truth' in my mind, witnessed first hand by me.

I have never once seen a single thing on "Ghost hunters" for example that has made me even remotely think it's not all bullshit.

[gulliver]

Let's face it; your mind can conjure up some pretty imaginative shit in certain circumstances. More often than not it takes a psychedelic drug to unhinge it but who is to say it happens to some people without?

Could be she's just a raving lunatic though but we'll give her the benefit of the doubt because you said she was hot.

[psyper]

epileptic = damaged brain =
wired wrong, crazy and hallucinating stuff that isnt there.
OR
tapping in to a part of conciousness that is able to access a reality that other people cannot see but really exists.


I'm not sure which option I would really go with here but I tend to think that there is more to this universe than what we see and the human 'spirit'/conciousness/entity/whatever is a pretty powerful and special thing that maybe in some respects go beyond what we currently understand.

[gulliver]

Where have you gone Deadly? Did you hook up with that chick or what?

[The Deadly Superman]

Where have you gone Deadly? Did you hook up with that chick or what?

Lol, people still remember me!

No, she broke up with her gf, who moved back to Texas. But unfortunately, she's still a lesbian.

However, she did make out with me one night when I was driving her home from the bar (Don't worry, we were at a red light). That was when her gf was still here. I don't know, lesbians are weird.


However, in other news, I was handcuffed, tazed and arrested over the weekend. In that order.

[gulliver]

Cool! Who did you kill? Did they put you in a cell that was made of kryptonite?

[The Deadly Superman]

Cool! Who did you kill? Did they put you in a cell that was made of kryptonite?

That made me LOL.

I'll tell the story later.

[gulliver]

Fucking tease!

[The Deadly Superman]

Man, I totally been meaning to post the story on here.

But basically, I was partying with some people, and me and a few of them went the White Castle. Some of them were getting shit talked about them while I was ordering, and they called them out on it. I wasn't a part of it cuz I was ordering food, and once I got it, i told them all we should just roll out.

A big argument later, and a wet floor signed was broke, we peaced out, and a cop car pulled us over, along with about 5 other cop cars. (Cops in this town are straight douches)

So, they call me out of the car, and ask me what happened, I told him, and they go do some cop shit. Another cop asks me to tell the story and I do, and he cuts me off and says I'm lying. I tell him exactly what happened again and he calls me a fucking liar and threatens to bust my face in and to tell him exactly what happened. So i try to respond and he yells in my face, so I cut him off this time and tell him to listen to what I'm saying.

Next thing I know, some fatass donut eating mother fucker slams me on the hood from behind and handcuffs me, and I tell them to go fuck themselves. After about 45 seconds of laying handcuffed on the hood of the cop car, being silent and still, they decide they should taze me.

The tazer goes into my lower back, and my hip. So after they taze me, they decide to lift up my coat and shirt and taze me again on my bare back.

After that, they bring me in and try to charge me with assault on a police officer and resisting arrest.

Anyways, I got off on both of those, because I know some people.

But Florissant, Missouri police are absolute pieces of shit. Fuck them, fuck the piece of shit pedophile chief of police, and fuck the fat ass, embezzling mayor who allows them to do this shit. They can all die horribly and burn in hell.

[smash]

Civil suit?

[The Deadly Superman]

Civil suit?

I thought about it. But a friend of a friend got the 2 felonies completely dropped against me, without paying a dime.


In other news, I'm apparently getting one of my favorite pornstar's number. Happy Birthday to me. (My birthday is the 1st)

[smash]

I don't care when your birthday is; but who's the pornstar who's number you are getting?

[The Deadly Superman]

None other than the beautiful Sophie Dee. Dem Eyes!

Yeah. Be jealous.

[AngelBaby]

DEM TEEF!