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Friday, June 30, 2000

10:00pm@ June 30 2000 - Okay so i lied. I actually did do a rant tonight. Don't worry, i won't lie to you ever again.



9:21pm@ June 30 2000 - Okay i'm bored right and i had nothing to do but buy this really shitty game a few months ago called Spec Ops 2: Green Berets. It's an army squad type of game where you're this guy and you have a squad of other guys under your command following you behind your ass. This game is shitty beyond belief. In real life it'd be good to actually have a squad of other guys backing you up but given the quality of the squad in this game, i might as well be alone. I can give em the usual commands and stuff and they routinely run out and get shot or shoot me. In one hilarious example, a squad member fell to his death. I kept looking for deep water to see if i could get one to drown himself. I mentioned having my own squad member shooting me. Well, i actually experienced a breathtaking case of life imitating art gaming. My number two man is named Williamson. When we're walking together he's always a few steps behind me. He absolutely loves to shoot me in the head. He does this well and often, killing me everytime an enemy is on a hill and i'm in front of him. In what i think is supreme irony, i was actually bored enough to check out the games credits and guess what, the games designer's name is, of course, Williamson. Not only did i feel like i was being shot in the head everytime i played this crap game, but i actually was! You gotta love that.

This game truly sucks ass and you should never ever play it. Play Soldier Of Fortune or Rogue Spear instead. This has been another semi-intersting rant and i have no idea why i'm even ranting bout this. Let my ass kicking session begin.



8:18pm@ June 30 2000 - Fashion Craze Deprives Planes of Seatbelts

A new fashion craze is threatening air safety in Norway -- teenagers are stealing seatbelts to keep up theirbaggy trousers.

Haha. Baggy pants. And to think, i'm one of those people who actually do wear baggy pants. Belts.



7:45pm@ June 30 2000 - Went to KFC today with John and had a piece of chicken that looked nothing like the pictures of chicken that they had plastered on the walls. It was crunchy and wet, not crispy and juicy like it said on the wall poster. Assholes. Anyway, the only good thing to come out of that KFC experience was this one slice who worked there. I couldn't help but stare at her everytime she walked past. She was a trainee and i didn't catch her name on her name tag but she was definitely yummy. Nice figure. I like. You know that rant that i was gonna do tonight? Well, i think i'll do it some other day. Promise.



9:30pm@ June 30 2000 - My counter is fucked up again. So is my main guestbook. Fuck. No, this still isn't the rant.



2:20pm@ June 30 2000 - Dammit, it's been about a week since i had that fever attack and i'm still having this sore throat that really really annoying. It's one of those 'it hurts when you swallow' sore throats. And every morning (well...afternoon for me) when i wake up i have this fucking massive gunk of slime lodged in my throat and i can't speak till i get rid of it. Every morning. *Sigh* No, this is the the rant i was talking about. That will come on later in the day.

Thursday, June 29, 2000

8:08pm@ June 29 2000 - Boring. Things will be better tomorrow. I'm gonna post another rant. So watch out for that. Hey sign my guestbook. Or write something in my forum.



7:57pm@ June 29 2000 - I know, i know...not that many interesting updates today. Mainly because nothing really interesting happened. Oh well, for lack of a better topic i'm gonna tell you what i did last night. I watched this little gem of a movie called Dog Park starring Luke Wilson and Natasha Henstridge. (Mmmm...Species chick). Anyway, it's a really good movie and i really do recommend it. I actually laughed out loud quite a number of times. (I don't usually LOL during movies. Only if they're really really funny will i ever do so). Right. So go watch the movie. Have a good time and i'm off for now.

Oh look. I didn't swear.



2:18pm@ June 29 2000 - Bought a whole shitload of games today. Well, only if you count 5 (five) games a shitload. Anyway, for those of you who are interested in what i bought, well, i got: Messiah, Deus Ex, Midtown Madness, Tachyon-The Fringe, and Vagrant Story. Coolness. Now i must go and play them all till my eyes bleed.

7:45am@ June 29 2000 - Good morning. Yes, that's it. Good morning.

Wednesday, June 28, 2000



9:27pm@ June 28 2000 - Boy, that was a pretty useless shitty for no good reason whatsever other than to provide my side of the story of the breakup rant. I won't be doing that for a while. Unless you liked it. Which i doubt. Anyway, if i ever write anymore bollocks like that, i'm just gonna have to kick my own ass.

7:07pm@ June 28 2000 - Well, this has pretty much been a boring day. Didn't do anything. Had no big news to report. Nothing major has been happening in the past few days. No big deals of the sort at all.

On the subject of breakups, i'd like to rant a bit bout my last breakup. I went out with this girl for 2 (two) weeks. Then she effectively dumped me. Said that i was suffocating her. Please. Suffocating. I did the math and out of the 2 weeks i was with her, that would be 24 hours times 14 days equaling to... i dont know what but it sure is alot of hours. Well, out of those alot of hours, i only spent 9 hours or so actually with her. 9 hours out of 14 days. Think about it. How the HELL can that be suffocating? I'd only known her for 3 days and then we got together. In the end she wanted to break up. She said she couldn't trust me. Please. How can you judge me by those measly 9 hours of being together and 14 days of just going out? Most normal people try to avoid having arguments and fights with their significant other. But not her. She was actually COMPLAINING about why we hadn't got into any fights yet. Ooh, i guess i was just 'too nice'. Please.

Oh...and she actually thought i loved her and wanted to marry her or something like that. What the fuck? All you normal people out there, is it even possible to truly fall in love with someone you BARELY even know and have only spent 9 hours (out of 14 days) getting to know each other? And she thinks i love her. Please. I'm not like that. Again, another case of judging a book by it's cover. Sure i've done pretty stupid things in the past that'll live with me forever but it doesn't mean i'm a bad person. And the fucking weird thing is....she was the one who formally approached ME. Okay, so she was only 14, not my fault.

During the breakup, she was like...telling me bout how things were and how things work and shit. I'm 19! I know infinitely more than you! Don't tell me how things work! I already know! Of course, being the gentleman that i was, i didn't argue or say anything. I just listened. Oh and another thing, i always told her that if something was wrong, just come to me and tell me. No matter how bad it was going to be. But did she tell me anything? Noooo...she goes on and has a fucking round table discussion with ALL MY FRIENDS (not me...but my fucking friends). She turns the tables on me, states what she THINKS (not the FACTS but what she THINKS) and makes me look like the bad guy. Why are girls like that? Why can't i meet someone who's normal for once? Okay so maybe the age thing was a bit too much. But she came to me! Not the other way round!

Just for your information, my first 4 girlfriends were all older than me. Heck when i was 17 i went out with a 21 year old! So sue me for trying to have a relationship with a forbidden pie (A lemon meringue one at that too).

Anyway, i'm done ranting. Phew, i feel refreshed now. I think i'm gonna play Quake 3 now and just kill everyone online. In Deathmatch of course. Go post something in my Forum please.



1:01pm@ June 28 2000 - Wait. I'm not funny at all. BBC. Lame.



11:30am@ June 28 2000 - 'Eat Bananas, Save Farmers,' Lawmakers Say

Taiwan's top legislators crowded around parliament on Tuesday to show the nation they were eating morebananas to help save the farmers.

Errr....okay. Bananas.



11:19am@ June 28 2000 - Ah, it seems that Jeff was lying bout the breakup. What a fuck face. He told me to take off yesterdays post. What a pussy. Anyway, the best i can do is censor it. I don't take off posts. Not for anyone. What a whiner. Anyway, in honor of my new found pussy ass censoring tactics, whenever there's some stuff to censor, i'm gonna unleash the 'BBC Machine' a.k.a the BIG BLACK CENSORING MACHINE.Woo boy i'm funny. BBC. Who woulda thunk?

Tuesday, June 27, 2000

4:40pm@ June 27 2000 - Yesssss....! Fat Jeff finally broke up with his girlfriend yesterday! Wooo hooo! About time too. "You were right, i should've never gone out with her in the first place" That's what he said. Would've made my day but then he added: "..But i still like her."Please.....

Anyway...YES, they broke up! Woo hoo hoooo..! Now my best advice for fat Jeff is to watch High Fidelity. Now that Jeff's single again, he can go after that girl in school whose names means 'Heart' in Spanish...or whatever. Oh and Jeff didn't come over today. He was too distraught over breaking up. Woo hoo!

Oh and next time when you're gonna go out with someone, make sure she's not a slut. (Now Jeff's gonna kill me for calling his ex-girlfriend a slut)



1:00pm@ June 27 2000 - Oh look. My ex-girlfriend signed in my backup guestbook. I have no idea why i'm posting this.



12:55pm@ June 27 2000 - Watched House On Haunted Hill last night. That was a genuinely freaky movie. Freaky like Marilyn Manson freaky. Like...Marilyn Manson video imagery freaky. It was good. Waaaayyy better than The Haunting. Boy was that ever a miserable movie. The only good thing about it was Catherine Zeta Jones. Mmmmmmm.....

Monday, June 26, 2000

4:56pm@ June 26 2000 - Made a 'backup guestbook' just for those 'special' moments when my main guestbook is fucked. So if the main one is fucked. Sign in the backup one. Simple. Here it is.



4:37pm@ June 26 2000 - I'm funny. Check this out. An ICQ excerpt of me and Pat chatting:

Me: nope..i think fat jeff is coming here tomorrow
he said he might bring you and marcus along coz his slut
wants to see Marcus off and you want Zuraidah.
Haha

Pat: oh yeah Zuraidah
fat jeff is going tommorrow
what a poo
he never told me
his 'slut' thats funny

Me: haha...i should put that on my site.
i'm funny ass
hey go to my site poo. http://fedup.cjb.net

The End. And it goes on to other stuff from there on. Now Jeff is gonna kill me for calling his girlfriend a slut.



4:14pm@ June 26 2000 - Man....Marion from M2M sure is one hot slice of Forbidden Pie. She's the one with black hair. Mmmmmmm. Here's another pic of Marion and her 'not-as-hot-as-Marion' sister.



1:43pm@ June 26 2000 - Seems like my guestbook is fucked....again. Just sign in the Forum if the Guestbook doesn't work. Stupid Guestbook. In other news:

Terminator 3: London's famous newspaper The Times, which has a much better reputation than most of the other press, reports that Steve Buscemi has been approached for a part in the third "Terminator". Buscemi, most famous for his supporting roles in such flicks as "Fargo" and "Con Air" has been offered a leading role alongside Schwarzenegger. Will he join? The article says: "Buscemi is said to have agreed only if Scwarzenegger is starring in the movie".

Cool beans.



1:35pm@ June 26 2000 - It's a brand new day after watching 6 (six) movies in a row. (Heh..i kinda added two (2) more movies at the end. ..Shaft (again) and High Fidelity). I must say that i was right Final Destination was a really bad bad movie. It's so silly it hurts. I was just like..."Oh please..." Predictable beyond belief. Even Stifler couldn't save the movie because he wasn't being Stifler enough. And Ali Larter looked shitty in there. Titan A.E. was good. But it had plot holes so big you could drive a double decker bus through them. Got to see Matt Damon's cartoon ass. That's a first. Was kinda wishing it was rated R so i could get to see Drew Barrymore's naked ass too. Cartoon boobs would be nice too. Yet again, Shaft still is the man. "What's my name?!" High Fidelity was really a nice movie. Very nice...i liked it. I need more movies to watch. Probably gonna try watching House On The Haunted Hill. I'm wondering if it's better than The Haunting. Ooh..hey, Catherine Zeta Jones had a cameo in High Fidelity. That was cool.

Yes, i am a movie fanatic.

Sunday, June 25, 2000

10:10pm@ June 25 2000 - Time for a little break. Watched Me, Myself and Irene and Dobermann just now. Two more movies to go. M,M&I was pretty good. I did laugh out loud a coupla times. I like the lines that Hank spewed out. Like "pussytart" (or was it pussyfart..?). Not as good as past Farrelly Brothers movies though. Dobermann was really good. And it's really French too. Think of it as a mixture of The Matrix and Reservoir Dogs....but in French. The whole movie was quite Matrix-y in style. And that final scene. Wow. Getting your head scraped on the road at high speed must rrrreeeaally hurt.

This update sucks..i need to add some gratitious swearing: Fuck. There..that's better.



5:52pm@ June 25 2000 - Tonight i'm going on a movie marathon of sorts. It's summer, the time of summer flicks are upon us and i've got noting better to do than on a butt-numb-athon and watch 4 (four) movies back to back. Here's tonights agenda.

1) Me, myself and Irene - Jim Carrey/Renee Zellweger flick from the people who made There's Something About Mary. I *WILL* laugh watching this movie.
2) Final Destination - I know this will be crap but at least it's got Stifler in it. Ali Larter too. Grrrrrr.
3) Dobermann - A low budget movie that promises to be a "HECTIC, HIP, HEADFUCK OF A MOVIE" and "THE MOST FRENETIC SLICE OF COPS AND ROBBERS ACTION SINCE RESERVOIR DOGS"
4) Titan A.E - I like how they used Creed's music in the trailer.


Okay so out of the 4 (four) movies, only 2 (two) of em are actually summer flicks. BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THEY'RE NOT ALL SUMMER FLICKS..! Dig it.



2:42pm@ June 25 2000 - Yep, Boys And Girls pretty much sucked. The jokes fell flat. Didn't even laugh out loud once. The only things that i liked bout the movie were:

1) The moral of the story
2) Claire Forlani
2) The lesbo scene

I wish i had a girlfriend who was just like Claire Forlani's character. Except not a slut though. I hate sluts.

Saturday, June 24, 2000

7:01pm@ June 24 2000 - Went to RottenTomatoes.com and looked up Boys And Girls. Looks like it's gonna be a sucky ass movie. But no matter. Claire Forlani's gonna be in it. Anyway, word has it that in Sam Raimi's new movie, 'The Gift', which Billy Bob Thornton and Katie Holmes are starring in...well....here's the good news. She's probably gonna be baring those wonderful boobies of hers in that movie.

Oh yes. Please let it be. Pleeeeeeeaaaase.



5:07pm@ June 24 2000 - Watched Shaft today. Samuel L. Jackson is da man. Yeah mother fucker...! Gonna watch Boy And Girls tonight. Claire Forlani. Mmmmmmm.....i like.



3:40pm@ June 24 2000 - My guestbook seems to be down...if you wanna sign..come back when it's working again. Sorry for the inconvenience.



1:58pm@ June 24 2000 - Yes, it's official. I'm sick and i have a fever. I probably won't be updating as much today. Ooooh....headache..headache...

Friday, June 23, 2000

6:31pm@ June 23 2000 - I'm hungry. I'm having steak tonight. You're not.



4:03pm@ June 23 2000 - Hahaha...just for kicks i typed in justin.com and there actually was a justin.com site. How cool would that be for me to have a website with my name and a .com behind it?

Not very.



3:37pm@ June 23 2000 - Katie, i want you.



3:20pm@ June 23 2000 - My hands are hurting still. Had to tweak my car to near optimum level. Anyway, here's a really stupid site that really defeats its purpose. They wanna get rid of banners yet they ask you to put their banner on your page. Stupid.



11:02am@ June 23 2000 - Yay, she signed. Anyway, i had a reoccuring dream last night. Dreamt i was.....oh shit. I forgot. Don't you just hate it when you forget about what it was that you were dreaming about? Shit. It was a cool dream too. Now i can't tell you what it was. This fucking sucks. Oh well, like you'd give a damn anyway about what i dreamt about.

Thursday, June 22, 2000

11:23pm@ June 22 2000 - Emily Miller, i think you're really nice even though i don't really know you. =)



11:05pm@ June 22 2000 - In other news, it's 6 minutes since my last update and i'm still hungry. You know Alyssa Milano? I think if Mariah Carey got naked, her boobs would look like Alyssa's.



10:59pm@ June 22 2000 - I have a splitting headache, my hands are hurting from intense screwing (of screws for the car) and i'm hungry.



12:14pm@ June 22 2000 - Click on the link for a really funny spoof of The Matrix. You need RealPlayer to watch it.



12:07pm@ June 22 2000 - Terminator 3:

It's the news you've all been waiting for, but there's currently a bit of confusion about who has actually committed and who hasn't. Arnold Schwarzenegger has definitely signed on the dotted line to star in T3 according to a variety of sources. All the reports flow back to an interview with Access Hollywood in which Schwarzeneger said "We'll make an announcement soon. It's all a matter of the script, the director and all of those kinds of thingsßMy big wish is Jim Cameron and I [will] work together again". Whether Cameron is involved in the next "Terminator" film or not remains unsure.

Oh yes. Oh yes.....



11:57am@ June 22 2000 - Told ya i felt lazy yesterday. Anyway, the reason for the lack of updates yesterday was because i was just too preoccupied with building my brand new Tamiya Subaru Impreza WRX Rally Edition R/C Car Kit. Yes, oh yes...my dream has come true. I own a veritable 'This Is Not A Toy' R/C car. Granted, it's not exactly the model that i want (i wanted a Kyosho Nitro powered one) but i had to settle for an electric Tamiya one cos some nutlicker already bought the one i was eyeing for. Asshole.

Wednesday, June 21, 2000

12:57pm@ June 21 2000 - Boy do i feel lazy today. Yes i do. Watched that 'classic' Wes Craven movie 'Shocker' last night on Cinemax. Heh. 80's rock music truly is sad. All in all, it was pretty entertaining. Quite a big contrast from 'Scream' Wes Craven and 80's Wes Craven then. This is a shitty update.

Tuesday, June 20, 2000

7:22pm@ June 20 2000 - I just realized...my pics page still isn't up yet. Frankly i can't be bothered working on it because i don't really know what to put there. But i'll let you know if i ever do something with it.



6:50pm@ June 20 2000 - Boy, today sure is a slow news day. Even slower than Brunet some might say. Look at what i did today. Die you donkey raping shit eater DIE! (Yes, i was *that* bored) Anyway, take a look at this. If you haven't seen the trailer, you're missing out. I really really hope it ain't a shitty movie. Looks promising though. Shannon 'American Pie' Elizabeth's in it. Mmmmmm....tasty slice.

"I see dead people"



1:44pm@ June 20 2000 - Iranian Transsexual Unhappy With Experience As Woman

An Iranian man who recently had a sex change to become a woman wants to reverse the operation because she finds life as a woman insufferable in Iran, a newspaper said Monday.

In Iran? No shit sherlock. Here's the full FUBAR story.



1:34pm@ June 20 2000 - My mouth is still hurting. You know what's weird? I do absolutely no advertising so far for my other site yet i get an average of about 100 hits a week. I do lots of advertising for this site but the hits ain't coming like it is for the other site. Why is that? Can anyone tell me?

Monday, June 19, 2000

9:42pm@ June 19 2000 - For those of you who actually live in Brunei and are forced to used sucky Brunet as an ISP well here's some good news. DSL cable modems are gonna be introduced. It isn't as good as T1 or T3 connections. But it sure is a sight better then crappy 56k modems. Beggars can't be choosers. Anyway:

"so u hate Brunet huh?..... ...dont we all.......dont fret tho..... ....JTB is offering DSL soon at a very low price..... .its comin in august with 128k for home users and 512k for corporates.........installation's gonna cost around $400/$500.........then theres n unlimited chat monthly fee for less than $100 maybe around $70/$80"

That was quoted from a pretty reliable source. DSL. It's about fucking time i say.



9:11pm@ June 19 2000 - Apparently this site is my way of trying to pick up chicks. Please. That must be the understatement of the pre-millennium. Interpret that anyway you want. I hate sluts. Yeah, i'm making no sense. Hey guess what? i'm multiply injured in my mouth. I stabbed my gum with my toothbrush while i was brushing my teeth (emitting a really painful sounding "Aaaooorrwwggwhhhh!"), i bit my lip today while eating a banana, and somehow i bit the fleshy bottom part of my tongue (where it kinda looks all...ewwwy). So my mouth is like a total pain zone. Whatever a pain zone is i don't know. I just made that up. The pain zone thing i mean. Everything else is real.



1:27pm@ June 19 2000 - Hubba hubba hubba. Wet slice. I want wet Denise Richards.



1:12pm@ June 19 2000 - You know, the hit count for this site is coming along pretty well. At first i didn't think anyone would come here on a regular basis. But after some intense threatening and extortion, i managed to get a few to actually visited everyday! =) <--- (Ugh, look...i used an emoticon). Anyway, like i said, i'm now reminded about the post i made last night. That one truly sucked. As will this one too i suppose. This 'sucky post syndrome' will probably go on for as long as there's no interesting news in my so called life. (Hey wasn't that a tv show with that slice Claire Danes in it?) You know what? I'm gonna go surf the net after this and look for any decent slices of pie. I'll post some pics up later.

Sunday, June 18, 2000

10:41pm@ June 18 2000 - Took me awhile but i'm logged in after 10 pm again. Stupid Brunet. Anyway, watched the Tonight Show with Jay Leno on tv tonight...Alicia Silverstone was on. Wow..that dress she was wearing...maximum cleavage mannnn. Shiiiiiit. Watched Payback again with my parental units. Pretty gruesome movie...with all the torture scenes and all. But my mom laughed a lot during the movie. And my dad thought it was a pretty good movie. What was really cool was when my mom was watching Road Trip a few days back. Boy this is a shitty update. I'm gonna call me up a slice after this to erase any memory of this crap update....until tomorrow that is, when i have to look back at this boring ass 'update'. This sure is a boring summer. Maybe i'll talk about blowjobs and post more nudie pics in my next update tomorrow. Heh. Any other suggestions should be directed to the forum.



5:22pm@ June 18 2000 - Check it out. Soldier Of Fortune shots. Literally. There's one here, another one here, one more here and the last one here. Cool huh?



2:43pm@ June 18 2000 - Phony Spears sighting ends in tragedy

A local pop music radio station promotion billed as an appearance by teen diva Britney Spears turned tragic Wednesday for an Endwell woman. Susan E. Santodonato, 37, the mother of three, died about 16 hours after collapsing Tuesday night as she and her family waited for a glimpse of Spears. An autopsy is scheduled today at Lourdes Hospital. As it turned out, radio station WMRV-FM STAR 105.7's promotion was a hoax. Instead of the blonde, 18-year-old mega-star, authorities said the radio station brought in a Britney Spears impersonator, a look-alike, complete with limousine and three bodyguards.

HAHAHHAHHAHAHA...that's FUBAR i tell you. Full story here.



11:14am@ June 18 2000 - It a dawn of a brand new day and i'm bored. What is should be doing is replying to all the messages in the forum but i can't be arsed to do so. But i will....later. Heheh. Promise. I also got a new counter. Because the other one sucked ass and didn't work.

Saturday, June 17, 2000

10:54pm@ June 17 2000 - Don't you just hate it when you get disconnected while you're doing an update? Well, i fuckin' loathe it. And lookie here! For the first time in two (2) nights i'm updating after 10 pm! Shock Horror! But i still say Brunet sucks ass. Anyway, i've implemented my archives page where i've already put some of my older postings in the 'archives'. So if any of you all who actually give a damn about what my now stale postings were about....just go there. Oh..and my counter is still fucked up.



8:14pm@ June 17 2000 - I swear too much and i'm a naughty boy for putting naughty pics on my naughty site. Anyway, it's 8:14pm and i'm able to log in. Dunno about later on tonight though. Just wanna say that Soldier Of Fortune kicks so much bootie. And so does Motocross Madness 2.

I don't really have much to say so my mind is still lingering somewhere in Soldier Of Fortune land. Gonna gib me some terrorists now.



5:47pm@ June 17 2000 - The Natalie Portman pics are up. Another one here and one more here.

Yes, i'm a bad bad boy.



4:10pm@ June 17 2000 - Alright, i know i'm supposed to be like..updating and relpying to forum postings and posting up those Natalie Portman nudes but I'M TOO BUSY PLAYING THAT MAJESTIC GAME CALLED SOLDIER OF FORTUNE! I'll do everything else later on tonight. Really.

Oh and it seems to me like my fucking counter doesn't work today. That sucks. Hope it clears up by tonight.



12:09pm@ June 17 2000 - Okay, if it seems like i haven't been updating that reuglarly at night, blame it on my ISP for not letting me get connected. Stupid ISP cunts. AND WHY IS BRUNET SOOOOOO FUCKING SLOW????? Anyway, i'm posting up those Natalie Portman nudes later in the day. And to the girl who posted in my forum, i'll reply later in the day too cos i gotta go to town now to meet this slice.



11:55am@ June 17 2000 - Soccer Tournament Bad for Sex Business

The Netherlands may be gripped by Euro 2000 fever but the country's prostitutes can't wait for the tournament to end, Dutch news agency ANP reported Thursday.

So um....anyone watching the EURO 2000 matches? WELL GET OFF YOUR ASS AND GO TO THE NETHERLANDS! Them prostitutes are waiting for ya!



11:41am@ June 17 2000 - Yet again my ISP wouldn't log me onto the net last night so i couldn't update. That really really sucks. Anyway, i just woke up (again) and yes if you're beginning to see a pattern..i wake up really late...well... kinda actually. But that's besides the point. Turned on the TV and watched the Red Hot Chili Peppers new Califonication video. Man...i was like.. mouth wide open thoughout the whole thing. I was just wondering how they did the graphics on that video. PS2? Dreamcast? PC? SGI? I don't really know but it really looked next gen.

Friday, June 16, 2000

8:14pm@ June 16 2000 - I was thinking. I've got some topless pics of Natalie Portman. Should i post em here on this site? Send me your feedback here. And yes, this is a really lame way to make my forum get used.



7:50pm@ June 16 2000 - It's been a pretty slow day for news...EXCEPT FOR THE TIME WHEN A FUCKING WORM LANDED ON MY SHOULDER WHILE I WAS EATING LUNCH WITH JOHN AND OLIVER. Yes, you heard me right...a WORM was like...inching it's way to my fucking EAR. When Oliver oh so kindly pointed out that there was this despicable WORM on my shoulder. We all pissed outrselves laughing at the damn thing clawling up my shoulder. Oliver then took a pair of chopsticks and flicked it away onto the table. It was still alive though. Inching it's way all around the top of the table. Do you watch WWF? You know Scottie Too Hottie? And his 'worm' move? Well, that's exactly how it moved. Sick. Anyway, we moved to the next table and we were like...all paranoid about worms falling out of the sky and landing on our shoulders and shit. It was an outdoor eatery place. With fucking worms falling from nowhere. It's funny though. Oliver was talking bout how 'wormy' the place was and then this fucking WORM appeared from outta nowhere on my fucking shoulder. Other than that, no new news.



1:03pm@ June 16 2000 - I want Natalie Portman.



12:22pm@ June 16 2000 - I would've updated last night but my fucking ISP would'nt let me connect. Stupid Brunet. They have a sucky homepage and they provide sucky service. Anyway, i'm kinda short for time now. I'll update later on in the day. Actually i just woke up and i've got this splitting headache. Shit.

Thursday, June 15, 2000

9:40pm@ June 15 2000 - Updated the girls page with a few more random favourite pics of mine. Nothing much else. More slices soon to come as soon as i find em.



7:02pm@ June 15 2000 - Can somebody PLEASE use the forum? Anyway, after watching Gone In 60 Seconds, i was like..mother fucking INSPIRED to drive really fast. Alas...i'm not that stupid enough to take out my mom's Camry and re-enact a flying Shelby scene. So i popped in Test Drive 6, Need For Speed Hot Pursuit, Need For Speed Porsche Unleashed and some other racing games i had and 'drove' like Nic Cage. But only Test Drive 6 had a Shelby so i had to make do with that game. Oh well. Heh...i even managed to make that Shelby fly..Dominic Sena style. =)

I DARE you not to start driving fast after watching that movie. Anyway, take a look at the 1999 Shelby Series 1.



5:20pm@ June 15 2000 - Just watched Gone In 60 Seconds. Pretty good flick actually...for a summer movie. Brainless fun. Pacing wise, it's much much faster (in more ways than one) than Mission: Impossible 2. No need for an hour and a half to set up the plot followed by 40 miutes of non stop action. 60 minutes' story flows smoother than liquidated shit. If you love cars, you'll love this movie. One scenes kinda bugs me though...the flying Shelby scene almost at the end. Kinda defies the law of physics actually. But then again, if John Woo did it in M:I-2, why can't Dominic Sena do the same? Oh well...who needs physics anyway. 60 is kinda like Armageddon in a way...but with cars. Gladiator is still the best of the summer bunch so far though....



11:05pm@ June 15 2000 - Boy Shot for Using Sign Language

A boy using sign language while walking down a street with his deaf cousin was shot and wounded in Fort Worth by suspected gang members who may have thought his hand motions were rival gang signals, police said on Tuesday.

Shit

Full story here.



10:43@ June 15 2000 - Okay...i just woke up, haven't brushed my stinky teeth or anything.. much less taken a bath...i looked in the mirror before i made this update...and i look like a raccoon. Got a very flattering e-mail from a good net friend of mine. The thing is, i myself keep on thinking that i AM an 'asshole' or a 'bastard' but then i get all these emails and people telling me that i'm so totally NOT. Case in point: right now..i'm on ICQ and a friend asked what i'm gonna do this summer. I say nothing at ALL. She says that sucks. And i say like a vacuum cleaner. Immediate response: "hehheehhehee :o) i see! you DO make people feel better!!"

You know...if i were to compile all the good comments about me there'll probably be....a lot of good comments (Bad sentence..i know). And of course it'll give me a fucking massive ego trip. Heheh. But i'm not that vain. So haha. Um...i have no idea why i'm writing all of this right now. You can't blame me. I JUST FUCKING WOKE UP FROM MY DEEP SLUMBER. Had a coupla cool dreams too involving school and that chick in the skirt. No. Not *that* kinda dream. Sicko.

Wednesday, June 14, 2000

10:00pm@ June 14 2000 - Court Asked To Shut Down Napster

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) - The recording industry has asked a federal court judge for a preliminary injunction to shut down Napster as part of its lawsuit against the popular Internet song-sharing service.

The Recording Industry Association of America filed a brief Monday asking U.S. District Judge Marilyn Hall Patel to grant the injunction preventing Napster from "facilitating or assisting others in, the copying, downloading, uploading, transmission or distribution of copyrighted musical works."

The request was bolstered by declarations filed by Motion Picture Association of America president Jack Valenti and MP3.com CEO Michael Robertson. Robertson supported the recording industry's claim that San Mateo, Calif.-based Napster's music-swapping service was a breeding ground for widespread copyright infringement.

Two words: THIS SUCKSSSSSSS...!!!!!

Full story here.



7:02pm@ June 14 2000 - Stupid counter. It's working again. FUBAR i tell you.



6:57pm@ June 14 2000 - Okay so i'm back at home now...after a long ride (100km +) back home from the dorm and i go and check my FUBAR site and guess what i see? My fucking counter comes up as a broken image. That sucks. Anyway, i had time to reminise about the past semester at school. It'll be soooo totally different with so many people leaving at the end of this term and all. Hopefully there'll be some hot chicks like the one that came a few days ago for her induction thing. Word has it that ALL the guys in our school are gonna make her their 'target'. Nooooooo....! But oh well, such is life. I'm tired, my counter comes up as a broken image and I WANT TO FUCKING SLEEP.



2:53pm@ June 14 2000 - Well, that was that..the last day of school. School's out for the summer now. Cue the music. Anyway, it was pretty sad to see all the teachers and people that i know leave. Some of them i won't be able to see eeeeeever again. So that really sucks. I'm really tight on time now. I'll update when i get back home from the dorm. Insert gratituous swearing...here = fuck.



10:10am@ June 14 2000 - Fat Jeff just told me and a friend a true story bout this guy (who shall remain nameless) and this girl (who shall remain nameless) and this incident in the school learning centre where they were like sitting at this cubicle and he was like...fingering her from under the table. Everyone kinda like...could see what was going on ans shit. And then a teacher kinda saw them get a little too 'intimate' and told them "You shouldn't be so close like that in case Mr. ****** walks by."

Yes, all sorts of freaky shit happens at school.

Saw the Blair Witch 2 trailer last night again. I must say that it pretty much sucks. Then again....it's only the teaser and not the full blown supafly-mutha-fuckin-hope-it's-badass trailer. All it had were like these pictures on rocks and stickman images. So totally not scary unlike the first one. That one was scary shit. even for a trailer. Fat Jeff was the one who showed the first trailer to me. It was on this grainy mpeg file. Sucky.



12:49am@ June 14 2000 - Mad phat ass updates yo. Heheh. Well, not really actually. Just wanted to say that i actually emailed like...100 people and told them bout this site. Well, if you're one of those people..WOO HOO! You came! Thanks! Sign the guestbook. Anyway, that obviously was a good trick to get this site more hits. I mean..it wouldn't look impressive if i only has like..17 on the counter would it? My other site's currently standing at 11483 which is pretty fucking good if i may say so myself. Let's see if i can get as many hits on this site. I doubt it though. I *probably* won't be updating that other site of mine as much though. But don't rule that possibility. Check it out once in a while. It'd be a good idea to bookmark this site and that site too. This site's updated *almost* on an hourly basis whenever possible. So visit every hour..haha. Only if you're interested in reading bout my pitiful life that is. Poo. Oh, look at the crappy banner i made. Slack.

F.U.B.A.R = Crap banner

Tuesday, June 13, 2000

9:55pm@ June 13 2000 - Woooo! This site steals from other sites! Wooo! How original! Anyway, i wanna rant about this girl that i saw yesterday at school. Whoa..she was really something. Loved that skirt she was wearing with that parting thing whatever it's called. Anyway she's gonna be joining my school next term after the summer holidays and i'm sure i'll be seeing more of her. But to all of you that are reading this...you don't give a damn so i should just stop. She probably has a boyfriend already. All the good looking girls ALWAYS have boyfriends. I've never met one (1) good looking girl that doesn't already have a boyfriend (I'm exaggerating of course). It's good for them but it sucks for me. Blah. So if any of you girls out there wanna tell me that you yourself are good looking and single (desperate optional), please do so by saying something here. (Yes, this is a really cheap way of getting myself prospective girlfriends. I suck.) In other news, two (2) of my friends have volunteered to do some work on this site. Which is cool i guess since i do have a staff page where all but one (1) of me is working on this site. (Boy..that was a pretty bad sentence coming an A grade english student like me). I'll give it some thought.



5:43pm@ June 13 2000 - Just checked my other guestbook on my other site. I got a signing from someone i never expected. And that person is my old friend Firdaus. Shit. I consider that guy to be one of my bestest friends even though i don't really get in contact with him that much. Last time i saw him was about a year ago. Nonetheless it was a pleasant surprise. This is my last night for the semester staying at the dorm. Really hope the dinner tonight is good and not just some fucked up shit. Can't wait to get back home and play Soldier of Fortune. Oh yes...them terrorists are gonna get theirs soon enough... SWAT 3 too...ooh i get chills thinking bout that game. *BAM!* Hahahahhahaha..! Shoot em in the face!



1:19pm@ June 13 2000 - Cannabis Royale

LONDON (Reuters) - A plant thought to be cannabis was found in a police raid on staff quarters at Buckingham Palace, home of Britain's Queen Elizabeth, on Saturday, police sources said.

The sources said the raid, in the early hours of Saturday, had turned up "a minute quantity of what appears to be cannabis".

A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said the find was being examined but no arrests had been made and police could not say whether further action would be taken.

Hahaha......that's pretty fucked up. Read the full story here.



12:57pm@ June 13 2000 - Well, 12 hours after the opening of FUBAR and yes, i've already got bout like..10? hits. Pitiful. I ironed out some glitches that would've fucked up the side nav bar on IE. Updated the multimedia page and added a new flash cartoon. Woke up late for school today. It was raining outside too. Had to walk to school from the dorm in the bloody rain. Umbrellas suck. Lunch sucked too. Had a cold beef burger and soggy onion rings. Offered my (soggy) onion rings to Dan but he turned them down. Smelly Mexican...



12:00am @ June 13 2000 - Well, it's exactly 12:00 am now...FUBAR is finally done. All the pages are working and there's only ONE (1) page that's still under construction = the pics page. It'll probably be done soon enough. The site is still very very new and there's not a whole lot of news yet. I've been concentrating on finishing off the layout and design up till now so no that almost everything is done, i can start concentrating on looking for newsworthy news i guess. It's official now. June 13th 2000, FUBAR is born and is ready for public viewing. It'll pretty much look sucky now but give it time. More stuff will be added in as time goes fucking by. Anyway, enjoy what's here and go sign that guestbook. More updates later on.

Monday, June 12, 2000

6:11pm @ June 12 2000 - Alright..finished making the "About Us'. More to come as the day goes by. But for now..i have a special treat for you. Click here to see a GREAT pic of Clitney..um..i mean Britney Spears. Rest assured, it IS a great pic.



3:44pm @ June 12 2000 - Started making the buttons on the nav bar. This site is coming along pretty well. I doubt it'll be as successful as Planet Psykotika but hey, this is just an experimental site. Gonna make the other pages now after this as i've only done the news page and staff page so far.

Sunday, June 11, 2000

June 11 2000 - If you somehow stumbled into this site well i gotta tell ya that you're not supposed to be here. Why? Because it's not done yet. So go surf something else.