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Saturday, September 30, 2000

Curious - 7:30pm@ September 30 2000
Okay, as most of you know, i'm a hit whore. Hence i check my stats everyday (I'm sure every e/n site owning person does too). Anyway, i notice that i've been getting hits from Malaysia too (Not me. Someone else). Weird thing is, since i got here, i've never told any of my new friends the URL of this site of mine. So i'm certain that none of my friends here go to my site. But someone else from outside my circle of friends here go to this site. I'm just wondering who. If you think you're that person, e-mail me. I'm curious as to who you are.

Right - 7:15pm@ September 30 2000
Okay, as a general rule, i don't post much on Saturdays and Sundays because i don't have access to the library and i can't be fucked to pay $3 an hour at a cyber cafe. But i will post. But not as much. But it depends though. I guess i'm having my downtime right now. Can't think of ANYTHING remotely interesting to post about. Maybe tomorrow eh? I dunno. Just come back to check and see.

I didn't get any (fan?) mail today. Tsk tsk tsk. And this after i told you all to MAIL ME yesterday? Sheesh.

But no matter. I have enough mail as it to reply to. But any e-mail which i do receive i'm very greatful for. It's nice to get mail. Always.

........

Man, you have NO idea how *blank* my mind is right now. I'm just spewing out random bullshit right now. Uninteresting bullshit at that.

END POST.

Well... - 7:00pm@ September 30 2000
My hit count is very very pleasing to me at the moment. I'm happy.

........

Man. Can this post get more boring?

Not unless i stop now.

Saturday! - 6:37pm@ September 30 2000
Sorry for the lack of updates today. I've been busy going about my social life (what little of it there is). Just got back from the mall. Bought another Dreamcast game. I swear i buy at least one game each day. Anyway, i also helped out this couple, who were at the game store, pick out 10 games for their newly bought Dreamcast. Heh. Good samaritan i am. Um....Got a haircut just before this (I'm at a cybercafe. The library closes at 3:00 pm on Saturdays. Sucks). Hair looks horrible. As always. Um.....i'm outta ideas. I'll post again soon enough.

Friday, September 29, 2000

Klatu Verata N..*cough* - 10:41pm@ September 29 2000
I'm actually in a cybercafe right now. They're playing really weird music. Actually it's not that weird. Just some M2M stuff. It's only weird in the sense that they're playing a Chinese version of 'Pretty Boy' right now. I'm not sure if M2M are really singing it in Chinese or if it's someone else but it's weird nonetheless. On a related note, that Marion (the brunette one) is hot.

And on a side note, i've been getting huge (neech) amounts of mail this week. About 20 e-mails or so at last count. In just this week alone. And you know what? I want more. Haha.

Well hello Mr. Fancy Pants - 10:15pm@ September 29 2000
I watched Urban Legends: Final Cut again. It's gooooood. I don't really have anything to say actually. Um. Feelin a bit uninspired tonight. Okay, maybe i do. I'll give you 2 (two) things. A request and some advice:

1) Gimme more hits.
2) Visit this site everyday for the rest of your life.
3) Remember. You are unique. Just like everyone else.

Okay so that was 3 (three) but who's counting.

Who's laughing now?!! - 6:06pm@ September 29 2000
It's actually pretty wierd when your COM 170B lecturer (An Interpersonal Communications class) says the words 'asshole' and 'bullshit' on the first day of class. Hell, in our last class, he said 'motherfucker' 3 times. He also said 'chibai' once too (Chinese derogatory word for vagina). All of this during class time in lessons while he lectures.

I kid you not.

Anyway, if you're wondering what's up with all the post headings today, they're all quotes off of the Evil Dead movies. And if you didn't know that, you should really be taken outside and shot.

I'm bad Ash and you're good Ash - 5:04pm@ September 29 2000
I haven't been updating the girls section of my site since.....the last time i updated the girls section of my site. Why not? Because, for some starge reason, whenever i try to surf ANY page with any semblance of the word 'girls.html' in the URL, the school's server would deny me access. Weird. Like the other day, i was (for some strange strange reason) trying to look for Kik Girl clothes online and i was denied access to this one particular site. Weird. Also, as to WHY i'm even searching for Kik Girl apparel is a mystery to me. I'll try to update my girls page sometime though.

Anyway, I downloaded the trailer for the Evil Dead: Hail To The King game from their site and to see Ash's chainsaw in action (with blood spurting every which way possible) gave me goosebumps. Hell, even my goosebumps had goosebumps. Man, i'm stoked. I'm hyped. I'm all for it. Bring it on. I WANT THIS GAME!

This is my BOOMSTICK!! - 4:22pm@ September 29 2000
Damn, i just realized that i didn't really post much yesterday. No wonder i didn't get 194 hits again. Shit. Anyway, i want this.

Gimme some sugar baby - 4:12pm@ September 29 2000
I've been meaning to go see Professor Pippen (WMU's prinipal/director type person) about whether it would be possible for me to be exempted from ENG 160A as it's just too easy and take ENG 105. I mean, ENG 160A is just so easy. Almost to the point of making me....

*Cry*

I love the lecturer. She's cool. But the class man...it's sooooooooooo eeeeeeeeeeeasy (I can't stress that enough. I mean, about 70.5683959% of the whole class is illiterate. Somewhat anyway. Dammit. It makes me wanna....

*Cry*

Hail to the king baby - 4:00pm@ September 29 2000
Late update at only 4:00 pm today. Why? Lemme tell you why while giving you some advice:

Having a Dreamcast with 4 (four) controllers and staying up till 6 am in the morning playing 4 player battle mode in San Francisco Rush 2049 for 8 hours straight will wreak havoc on your senses/sanity/voice. Makes you wake up late in the afternoon too.

Anyway, as i predicted, only 158 hits yesterday.

*Cry*

Thess signed my guestbook. Yay! =] It's nice to know that she visits my site. Groovy. Speaking of grooviness, it's gonna be October soon. Halloween is comin up. Meaning that the most eagerly awaited game ever (to me anyway) is gonna be released soon enough. Yes, that's right. Evil Dead: Hail To The King. If you're not familiar with the Evil Dead trilogy of movies, you really should be taken outside and shot.

Thursday, September 28, 2000

Oh well - 5:43pm@ September 28 2000
On a down note, i doubt i'll be able to top yesterday's hit count today.

*Cry*

But anyway, that Tara Reid lookalike in school wore a G-string today. Mmmmmmm. Apparently, after a little bit of investigating, i found out that she used to be a stewardess/flight attendant (whatever you wanna call it) and she's potentially filthy rich. She owns a house too. Shit.

Details details details... - 5:10pm@ September 28 2000
I haven't been posting much today if you haven't noticed. Baiscally i didn't sleep at all last night, stayed up till morning, had breakfast at 6 am (even though it looked like it was 3 am...the sun wasn't up yet), went to my 8:30 am class (Didn't miss it this time. Haha), went to the library, updated my site (Happy Birthday Thess), went back to my dorm room thing, played a bit of San Francisco Rush 2049 on my Dreamcast, went to sleep, woke up, went to my 3:30 pm class (Didn't miss it this time too. Haha), went up to the library and here i am now. Is that detailed enough for you? Perhaps not but then again, i can't please everyone can i?

Hmmm...why oh why am i telling you the mundane details of my so called life? Anyway, did i mention i had 194 hits yesterday? I did? Oh well, in case you didn't catch it, i got 194 hits yesterday. Didn't i say i was gonna get over 100 hits yesterday? Well, i got 194. Not just over 100 but 194. Yeah. 194.

The magic number - 4:59pm@ September 28 2000
AhahHAHahHAhHAhAHHAa! Has anyone seen my hit stats for yesterday yet? Shit. My all time high was 196. And just yesterday, i got 194. How's that for a major improvement? (Keep in mind this is just a tiny small site)

Yeah baby (As said in an uber-cool Evil Dead Ash voice)

THESS! - 9:46am@ September 28 2000

Happy Birthday Thess :)

Click here for your b'day song!

You should hear a 360k long .wav file start playing after it loads up! I haven't tested out how it sounds like and i'm not even sure if it'll load up at all cos i don't have any speakers/headphones with me! So bear with me if nothing plays or if it sounds sucky as hell or if it's not N'SYNC...erm...i mean...in sync with the lyrics =P

Lutes.

Wednesday, September 27, 2000

Damn - 10:08pm@ September 27 2000
On a different note, you know that class i missed yesterday by oversleeping? Well, i didn't miss one class. In fact, I MISSED TWO (2). I actually had an extra period of BIS 102 in the fucking lab which i didn't attend because i thought it was gonna be on Thursday.

*Cry*

Haha - 9:49pm@ September 27 2000
Lookie what i found! Here's a quote off from The Fat Website (A site run by a bunch of friends from my previous school):

Justin is back online at nathanism.com/fubar and the cheap bastard is using pictures like this to win back some hits.

Strategy boys. Strategy. Being a hit whore helps too. Oh, the girl on the left is Jia Shin and the girl on the right is Chloe. Alright. You can drool now. By the way, have a look at my hit stats. It's rising faster than one of John McInnes's boners.

Posting for the sake of it - 7:13pm@ September 27 2000
I'm feeling quite uninspired right now. I'll post some other time. Oh, on a side note, if you're new to the site. Go read the archives or read some of the posts below (there's a good one about BAD words down there) to get a feel for this site. Then come back everyday for more!

*Cue Dr. Evil laugh*

*Sigh* - 5:12pm@ September 27 2000
Nothing like an ego boost right after you've been late for your fucking COM 170B class. Did my daily/hourly rounds of my favoritisms and visited the lovely Thess's site and saw that she mentioned me. Profound "Yay!" for me. =) Gotta love that girl. And the fact that both our sites share relatively the same color scheme is oh so groovy.

Pity me - 4:40pm@ September 27 2000
Okay, so i leave the library at 3:10pm thinking that i'll be 20 minutes late to my COM 170B class. Turns out that class starts at 3:00pm on Wednesdays and i finally came in at 3:20pm 20 fucking minutes late.

*Cry*

Hit me baby one more time - 3:10pm@ September 27 2000
I mean, a high of 85 hits so far this week since i started updating again? Come ON! I once got a high of 196 hits for freaks sakes! Okay. 196 may mean shit all to you but it's not for a 'small' site like mine.

I think. Hit whore hit whore hit whore hit whore hit whore. I am. Hey, you know what they say: "I think therefore i am".

Hmmmmmm...... *thinking of insidious ways, Nathan-style, to get more hits for my site* Mark my words. I WILL get more than 100 hits by tomorrow! Muahahhahhaa.

If not, then you can just laugh. At my hit stats. Not me though. Hey go read the fuck essay down there. I gotta make like a banana and split. I got class in 20 minutes. Wouldn't wanna miss another class again would we?

Yoo hoo - 2:49pm@ September 27 2000
Where the hell have all my hits gone?? Hits? Oh hiiiiiiitsssss? Where the hell arrrre youuuu?

Oops! I did it again - 2:37pm@ September 27 2000
Fuck me. I missed not one, not two....but THREE fucking classes in a row the past 3 days due to oversleeping! Man, them lecturers are gonna be pissed. I think. Or maybe not. I'm beginning to be somewhat of a slack ass. Not getting up to go to class. Oh well. It's not my fault. I sleep at 6 am every morning. When i have an 8:30 am class every morning. Okay so maybe it is my fault. Fuck you.

A lotta guestbook signings. Comments? I love bisexual chicks, free plug, yes i wrote it all (neech), interest in me? Pshaw. Don't we all know interest is the last thing she'd want in me? I'm just flogging a dead horse (read: tongue in cheek). Milking a cow for all it's worth. =P Anyway, i haven't been getting my normal 120+ hits a day.

*Cry*

Tuesday, September 26, 2000

Tara Reid - 9:56am@ September 26 2000
I just had my BIS 102 class (Basically really piss easy computing). That Tara Reid lookalike walked into class today with her shades on and daaaaaaaaamn did she look fine or did she look fine? (She looked fine. Finer than a very fine thing).

Okay okay, i realize that i've been pretty much going on and on and on about the (fine) girls/women here over at my school. I should really stop. Wouldn't want another Jeanne incident to happen again would we?

More fuckology - 3:07am@ September 26 2000
Human beings love to be miserable. They won't admit it, but it's true. For all their talk of "the pursuit of happiness", they really wouldn't know what to do with it if they found it. People crave vexation so much that even when they don't have anything legitimate to get upset about, they will actually make shit up just so they have an excuse to throw a hissy fit. The concept of the swear word is a prime example of this manufactured aggravation.

A bad word. A curse word. A swear word. A malediction, malison, imprecation, denunciation, execration, anathema, proscription, commination, expletive, disparagement, vilification, or vituperation. Bad language, strong language, foul language, colorful language, blue language, unparliamentary language, profane language, or harsh language. There's almost as many terms to describe these words as there are words themselves. But are these terms accurate? Is there really something bad about certain words? Fuck no!

As children, we are usually introduced to the concept of a bad word because an adult hits us or yells at us when we say one. "Don't say that! That's a bad word!", *SMACK*! There's nothing like an open handed slap to the mouth to convince a small child to adopt your point of view. Even when it's a view based on ignorance, prejudice, and complete stupidity. Of course, the only thing this really teaches the child is that you'll treat it like shit if it says any of these bad words. It doesn't explain exactly WHY the word is bad, or exactly WHAT is bad about it. There's a simple reason for this, and that is the fact that there is NO SUCH FUCKING THING AS A BAD WORD!!!!!

First of all, a word is nothing more than a sound or a combination of sounds, or it's representation in writing or printing, that symbolizes and communicates a meaning. It's a fucking tool. Tools are a good thing. Is a hammer bad? How about a screwdriver? Sure, these tools could be used in a bad way. But even that is subjective territory. While you might consider it bad for me to jam a screwdriver into your eye socket, or smash your toes with a hammer, I might just as well find these activities to be a very good thing. But just because a tool may be used in a bad way doesn't make the screwdriver intrinsically bad. So why should a word be treated any different?

What is it about this concept that everyone seems to buy into? I still want to know why the word is bad. Why, damn it, why!?!? Is the entire word bad, or just a small part? You can say luck. You can say duck. You can say truck, suck, puck, or muck. But you can't say fuck. Oh no, that's a bad word! You can say mitt. You can say bit. You can say hit, wit, knit, or pit. But you can't say shit. Oh no, that's a bad word! You can say punt. You can say runt. You can say aunt, bunt or hunt. But you can't say cunt. Oh no, that's a bad word!

But where's the bad? It would seem that "uck", "it", and "unt" cannot be bad, because all those other words that contain them aren't considered bad. And the letters F, SH, and C cannot be bad either, since they are all used in numerous other words that aren't considered bad. Maybe it's something similar to an unfavorable chemical reaction. Perhaps mixing F with UCK is the literary equivalent of mixing ammonia and bleach. But it's not just the letters themselves, it's also the order they fall in. Putting the F after the UCK would not be considered a bad word. Of course, you might offend a few latin pigs if you added an AY after that...

If a word is truly bad, wouldn't it be really obvious? If you punch someone who doesn't speak English, there is no doubt in their mind that something bad has just happened. There's no room for debate, and nothing needs proving. Yet, if you say fuck, shit, cunt, or asshole to someone who doesn't speak English, they won't have any clue as to what just happened. If the word really was bad, shouldn't it be just as obvious as the punch? Again, where's the bad?

Why are certain words bad? There's really only one answer to that question. Certain words are bad because a few people decided to set aside a select group of words and say, "These words are bad!". There is no logic. There is no reason. There is no point. It was a completely arbitrary decision. Had they chosen the word ice instead of the word fuck, we'd all be putting fuck cubes in our summer drinks, and people would scream "Ice You!" when pissed at someone.

Then you'll encounter people who say they aren't bothered by a little swearing, but they hate it when people swear many times through out a conversation. "There's really no need to use that much swearing, can't you use another word?". Strange, but I've never heard these people call for a cut-back in the use of the words and, the, a, is, an, I, it, & to. You'd think that if redundancy was really at the heart of what was bugging them, they'd go after those words first, which are surely used more often than any swear word.

But the stupidest prejudice held by people who believe in this nonsense is when they tell you not to swear in front of children. Why not? Does hearing a swear word stunt their growth? Does it cause cancer? Does it lower their I.Q.? What the fuck does it matter if some fucking kid hears a fucking swear word? He didn't even know what a swear word was until you told him about it. But like any good parent, you won't be happy until every one of your fears and prejudices are instilled into your kid before he starts pre-school. Little kids think swearing is funny because dumb adults make such a big fucking deal about it. Stop it! The time has come to put this silly custom to rest once and for all. With so many real things to worry about, so much legitimate shit to get pissed at, there is no need for this concept to continue for even one more day. Let us stop this unjust discrimination against innocent words, and embrace them for the diversity they offer our language. Let the myth die here.

Yay.

The word fuck - 12:05am@ September 26 2000
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate. In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an active verb (John really gives a fuck) or a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck); or an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), and as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful). As you can see, there are very few words with the versatility of "fuck". Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

Greetings "How the fuck are you?"
Fraud: "I got fucked by the car dealer."
Dismay: "Oh, fuck it!"
Trouble: "Well, I guess I'm fucked now."
Aggression: "Fuck you!"
Disgust: "Fuck me."
Confusion:"What the fuck...?"
Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking game."
Despair: "Fucked again."
Incompetence: "He fucks up everything."
Displeasure: "What the fuck is going on here?"
Lost: "Where the fuck are we?"
Disbelief: "Unfuckingbelievable."
Retaliation: "Up your fucking ass."
Telling time: "I have to work till 5 o-fucking-clock."

It can be used in an anatomical description: "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time: "It's five fucking thirty."
It can be used in business: "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
It can be maternal as in: "Motherfucker".
It can be political: "Fuck Bill Clinton."

And, never forget General Custer's last words: "Where did all them fucking Indians come from?" Or the Mayor of Hiroshima: "What the fuck was that?" And, last but not least, the immortal words of the Captain of the Titanic: "Where is all this fucking water coming from?" (just kidding but you can imagine them saying it all can't you?). The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word. How can anyone be offended when you say fuck? Use it frequently in your daily speech; it adds to your prestige. Today, say to someone: "Fuck You!"

Monday, September 25, 2000

Noooooooo! - 7:36pm@ September 25 2000
Note to self. Going to sleep at 1:30 pm when you know you have a 3:30 pm COM 170 class later in the day is a BAD IDEA. It tends to make you oversleep and miss your class. Like i did just now.

*Cry*

Free writing - 1:09pm@ September 25 2000
Boy oh boy, there are times when my English grammar can be so crap that i don't even bother to correct myself. The posts you see today fall into those times. It's not that i don't know how to write, it's just that sometimes i can't be bothered to write good. Oh and guess what i learnt in my (piss easy) ENG 160A class this morning? I learnt that there's actually a name for my style of writing on this site. It's called Free Writing. Basically you just write whatever's on your mind without stopping. I guess that's why my English can be so nonsensical sometimes. I don't stop....to think about what i'm writing. Or in this case, typing. Ha.

Whoa.

Shit this school has some hot chicks. I swear that there's not 5 (five) minutes that goes by without at least 1 (one) hot girl walking past (I'm in the school library now). But then again there are quite a few chickenheads around too. But hey, that's the way things are. Anyway, there's this cute Korean girl in my ENG 160A class. She has quite a rack. She bent down ealier today in class to get her fallen pen and whoops! Instant cleavage. Yay. Highlight of the morning that was. Then there was this other girl that i met sometime after orientation here at WMU. She was quite nice lookin in a Claire Forlani sorta way. But then she started talking. Ugh. What a ditz. Fucking turn off man. Just goes to show that looks aren't always number one.

Still. Noone compares to Jeanne. As of yet.

Glasses - 12:37pm@ September 25 2000
Why is it whenever you see someone who wears glasses take off their glasses, they look worse than they did when they were wearing em? Especially on girls. Today, i saw for the first time this hot girl who i've always seen with her glasses on, take em off (Her glasses. Not her clothes) and she looked really....un-hot. So please all you glass wearing girls out there, if you naturally wear glasses (prescription or otherwise), never ever take em off. Because if you do, you look like crap without em. Honestly. Unless of course you're a natural beauty with or without glasses. Then i stand corrected.

My other guestbook - 11:23am@ September 25 2000
Here's a particularly funny/gross guestbook signing that i got from my other (sucky) personal homepage. Note the last comment in the random thoughts question:

From: john, Saturday September 9, 2000 at 4:12pm
Email: drazdataruc@handbag.com
URL: http://
Where are you from?
worcester uk
What are you wearing at this moment?
usual stuff
Musical tastes? Who do you like?
duke ellington, luis russel, red nichols, fats waller
bix beiderbecke, al jolson,
Which came first? The chicken or the egg?
chickhen
Fave phrase? Sayings?
morir es descansar
Comments!
hello
Random thoughts? Anything you wanna say?
i want to make love to Jia Ying and Jia Shin

(This is the part where you start to laugh if you get it. This is also the part where you start to cringe in disgust if you're either Jia Shin or Jia Ying.)

If you're wondering who Jia Shin and Jia Ying are, they're twins, they're from my previous school, they're both apparently hot, they're both apparently hot (did i just say that twice?) and um.....this is Jia Shin (With Chloe on the right. An old pic but she still looks hot. Both of them) and this is Jia Ying (A really crap pic but let me assure she looks 10 (ten) times better in real life).

Fish? - 2:08am@ September 25 2000
I checked out my forum earlier on and i saw 2 (two) new entries from Jamie and Jia Ying. It's good to see that at least 2 (two) people care that i'm back. Yay me. Anyway, i'd like share my thoughts on how i'll probably be remembered by my friends that're still in JIS (My previous school. I'm in WMU now). For some reason, i think that i'll probably be most remembered for not knowing anything. You see, whenever any of my friends asked me a question about anything, my usual response would be "I dunno man...i dunno...". In fact i think if you go over to my friend Sam's site, you'll see that i'm listed on his 'hates' page. Basically he hates how i 'never know'. Heh. That's how i think all my guy friends would remember me by...among other things. As for the girls, if you take a look at Jia Ying's post in the forum, it seems that i'll probably be most remembered by how i am 'the pick up guy'. Apparently i have a talent for picking up girls. At the top of my head, i can name 3 (three) people who can attest to my 'mad lady killing pick up skillz'. John, 'Shaft' and Jia Ying. Among others. Heck, that fucking Shaft used to pester me asking about how to act and what to say to girls and shit. As if i knew (I do actually. Heh). Of course, my response would always be "I dunno man...". But the thing is, even though i (apparently) had the skills, i could never actually get any girls. Well not all the time. But apparently, when i do score, i score big time. My friend Michelle used to call me 'the fisherman'. It's a little in joke thing. You see, all the girls were fish and i was the fisherman. And this one time, i apparently 'caught' a rather impressive 'fish' and she called her 'the big fish'. I'll let your imagination figure what was so 'big' about that 'fish' (Okay, so they were her breasts. I just couldn't resist pointing them out. But i bet you already knew that. Pervert).

Yep. That's me. A fisherman. Alright i have no idea how to end this post so i'll just stop now.

Sunday, September 24, 2000

Dreamcast game count - 9:13pm@ September 24 2000
Oh and for your (totally useless) information, my Dreamcast game collection has gone up by 40+ games already. Yes, that's right. I have over 40 games.

Unrelated plug.

My writings = Crap - 9:04pm@ September 24 2000
Um...yeah. Expect me to write about bullshit that no one really cares about reading for the next few days. But then again, don't you come to this site for 'your daily dose of bullshit' anyway?

Damn that Shaft! - 8:34pm@ September 24 2000
Well shag me with a rusty nail. I just checked my mail and i got an e-mail from a friend of mine from back in my JIS days. He goes by the name of Shaft. Anyway, he e-mailed me telling me that he called up one of my bestest girl friends (not GIRLFRIEND, GIRL FRIEND. There's a difference) and they've been talking for about a week already (i damn the day i gave out her phone number to him). Looks like they've hit it off. These are his words: "hehe not bad". Anyway, i've known that girl since junior high and i used to have this fucking major crush on her. She never knew about it though and we've become kinda best friends over the years. She's fucking hot too. I swear she has the body of Neve Campbell. I haven't seen her since her last birthday (May 5th) so i dunno what she looks like now. Hopefully she's still hot as ever. And hopefully she doesn't read this but i know she won't cos she doesn't know the URL of my site. Ha. But anyway, Shaft was askin me if i had any pics of her anywhere. Unfortunately i don't. In fact, i've been begging her for a photo of herself for the past 5 years or so....and i still haven't got one! In a related story i've also been begging Jeanne for a decent pic of herself and she still hasn't come through! Dammit. What is it with girls and their pics?? And what is it with having to beg for one for an extended amount of time??

Dumb story - 8:22pm@ September 24 2000
I'm at a cybercafe right now (It's called HARDDRIVE cafe. Hehehehe) but anyways, i just came from the Pyramid Mall before this and you wanna know what i saw? I saw a man with an honest to god rifle in his hands sitting on a bench near the food court area. No he wasn't a security guard and no there wasn't any kind of gun convention going on. Just a man sitting on a bench with a rifle in his hand. Actually you know, he kinda did look like a hunter. He had this hunting kinda jacket on. But anyway, A MAN WITH A LONG GUN IN A MALL IN PLAIN SIGHT. I was half expecting him to go postal and shoot everyone. But alas...it's didn't happen. After that i just went to McDonalds.

Cheap hits - 6:25pm@ September 24 2000
If you're the owner or a poster on an e/n site and you're reading this. Please plug me. I need hits. Desperately. Ha.

Who wants to be a millionaire? - 6:21pm@ September 24 2000
I played and i got up to $32000..... on the Playstation of course. What? You didn't think i actually went on the show did you?

Sleep - 5:00pm@ September 24 2000
Today i'm gonna tell you the fucked up-ness of sleeping at 6 am everyday for the whole weekend. By sleeping at 6 am everyday, you fuck up your biological clock and it's bound to make you miss your 8:30 am class on Mondays. It also makes you wake up at 5 pm in the evening with breath so stinky, it makes you yourself gag. Blech. Sleeping at 6 am and waking up at 5 pm makes your hair stand on end making you look like a reject out of a Dragon Ball Z cartoon. It also makes you piss like a NASCAR driver. Holding it all in is NOT a good idea. You're almost always bound to let it go while you sleep (not that i did but it could happen...). Sleeping for almost 12 hours straight gives you lots of time to dream and in my case you start dreaming weird dreams one of which that involved Jeanne and my old school JIS (Remember Jeanne? I used to mention her in every single one of my posts a coupla months ago. Go take a look at the archives). Anyway this post is batched. I'll upload this tonight when i'm at a cybercafe. I feel like shit, i need to take a shit, i'm sorely in need of a bath and......ooh...a pretty girl just walked past the window....mmmmm.

As i was saying. I gotta go. My breath is killing me.

Saturday, September 23, 2000

Fucking great ending - 3:51pm@ September 23 2000
Urban Legends: Final Cut. Go watch it NOW! It even has Joey 'Woah' Lawrence in it. Not that that's a good thing (depending on the viewer) but go watch the movie for the ending dammit!

Hit whore i am - 3:26pm@ September 23 2000
I was just checking my hit stats and i see that i'm STILL not getting the hits that i used to get before i went on hiatus. Goddamnit. Gimme more hits people! Spread the fuckin word! I AM BACK.

Late - 2:42pm@ September 23 2000
Well shit me again. It's almost 3 pm. Just about the time the library closes on Saturday's. And i just woke up 15 minutes ago. Looks like i won't be able to watch the video anytime this weekend i suppose. Library's closed on Sunday's. Shit. I slept at around 6 am this morning i think. I can't remember. Brain was too frazzled. Played too much Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2. One of the most infuriatingly difficult yet addictive game i've ever encountered yet. The fucking level goals are just soooo hard to accomplish. Well, some of em are. Why am i even complaining about this here? Like you even care. Blah.

MGS2!!!! - 2:21am@ September 23 2000
Oh shit mannnnnn. Am i ever stoked. I went to the Sunway Pyramid Mall today to check out what's new on the newsstands. I almost wanted to pick up a copy of EGM (Electronic Gaming Monthly) but then i saw a copy of this new magazine, PSM2, (Basically a Playstation 2 mag) and it had a free gift. A video cassette containing footage of the Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty trailer that's been hyped up ever since it first was released on DVD in Japan earlier this year! Yeah sure it may only have a running time of 10 minutes (plus six minutes of other PS2 Konami games) but shit man....to actually see the trailer with my own eyes (i've only seen and heard about it from magazines and clips of it on the internet), shit man...it's a dream fucking come true! Hah. There was this guy who was a few steps behind me while i was holding the mag (with video enclosed in nice sweet smelling shrink wrap) at the cashier and i heard him mutter to someone else "..Metal Gear..". Well fuck you pal! I got the video! Not you! Hahaha.

But...*ehem*...up till now, i still haven't seen the trailer yet. Due to a lack of a VCR in our dorm room, i'll have to go to the school's library and use their AV facilities to watch it there maybe tomorrow. So yeah....a collective "...fuuuuuck..." for now till i get to watch the (limited edition) MGS2 video that i have. Now imagine if it were either on DVD or VCD...i'd probably die of instant gratification. A bit of trivia....the Japanese MGS2 DVD can be found auctioned off on ebay with prices of up to US$70 when you can get the exact same DVD at a convenience store in Japan for and equivalent of US$15. Shows you how coveted the damn trailer is.

Friday, September 22, 2000

Work - 6:30pm@ September 22 2000
Work is for people who don't know how to surf the net.

Tainted slice - 6:15pm@ September 22 2000
It's been a while since i last posted any new slices. Today i'd like to post something controversial. Well, it was over here anyway. Let me set the story up. A coupla months ago, i got this forwarded e-mail. It was an e-mail from some girl with the (cruel?) intention of exposing this other girl's 'dirty deeds' (her name's Lyana and she's from Malaysia...the girl that did the 'dirty deeds' i mean). Basically its an e-mail that was seemingly forwarded to the whole world (i kid you not...check out all the email addresses that it was forwarded to) and it's has pictures or that said girl Lyana. Anyway, here's the e-mail and all the pics all zipped up. You'll need Winzip (but i bet everyone has it) to open it up. Well, here it is. Download it if you want.

Oh boy! Real time! - 4:42pm@ September 22 2000
Well, i'm in the library now. The last few posts were all batched and this is the only real time one. But i doubt i get hits by the hour anyway. So it'll all look like it's batched even thought it's real time (sometimes). That is, unless you keep visiting this site every hour or so to see if they're any new posts (which i suggest that you do). Anyway, i don't think a lot of people know that i'm back online. And i've probably lost all of my past readers so if you're reading this, please spread the word. I'm BACK everyone. Back i say! Tell your friends. Tell your mom. Tell your dad. Tell your girlfriend. Tell your goldfish. Tell your principal. Tell your boss. Tell your............

I think you get the point.

I like to post random crap - 3:16pm@ September 22 2000
You know, sometimes i wonder what is it that makes you (yes YOU) visit my site everyday or so. I'm not particularly interesting. I'm not famous, i'm not Nathan and i'm certainly Not Bence Jon. But you people still keep coming back for more. More of what? I dont know. Not that i'm not greatful for it. I am. Very. It just makes me wonder. Anyway, i got an e-mail from Brand X over at That Thin Line the other day. It's nice that i'm actually acknowledged by another 'big' site.

Um. I want more hits. Gimme gimme gimme.

Notice - 2:54pm@ September 22 2000
A little notice for all you loyal (i think) visitors out there. Because i don't have immediate internet access (i either have to go to the school's library or 1 (one) of the 6 (six) or so cybercafes nearby campus) i'm mostly writing all my posts offline on my roommates PC in our dorm room apartment type thing. There's a PC here but there's no net access. So basically i'm batching up all my posts onto disk and uploading them whenever i'm in the library or a cybercafe. So expect my posts to come in 'batches'. But i'll try posting in 'real time'.

Heh. It helps if you know how batch processing and real time processing works in order to understand this post. =)

Doing manual laundry sucks - 2:46pm@ September 22 2000
Ah...i love my Fridays. No classes, homework all done, wake up at 2 pm, do my laundry by hand because i'm too cheap to go to the laundromat. Actually i love everything and more except for that last part. Anyway, me and my roommates slept at around 5 am in the morning last night (or should that be...this morning?). We were all up playing 4 player Sydney Olympics 2000 on Dreamcast and then moving on to hours and hours of Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 on Playstation. My thumbs hurt. Our thumbs hurt. Ouch ouch ouch.

Thursday, September 21, 2000

Hey hey hey - 7:00pm@ September 21 2000
Well, as you can see...I'M BACK! It's been such a long time (to me anyway) since i've last posted (September 2nd at last count) and boy do i feel 'out of shape' posting-wise. Expect my posting 'skills' (if you call em that) to be slightly...how do you say...crap for a coupla days. Anyway to bring you up to speed (if you too lazy to go read the archives to find out what's been happening in my sad (?) sad (!) life so far) i'm no longer in Brunei anymore and i'm currently in Malaysia studying at Western Michigan University (?? WTF? WMU in Malaysia? It's a twinning thing. I'll be doing a WMU course in Malaysia for 2 (two) years and then i'll be shipped (well not exactly shipped per say) to Michigan for another 2 (two) years after that).

The reason i haven't been updating for the past 3 weeks or so is because i haven't been able to find a PC with FTP on it. The crusty PC's here at the college/university suck ass and although i'm fortunate enough that they do have free internet access with no restrictions (i don't really know if you can surf porn or anything but i'm not inclined to try it out myself...not at school anyway). Anyway, i finally found a way to update. I just install FTP programs on all the PC's that i like to use. Haha. Not only in schools but also in the numerous cybercafes nearby the campus. Heh. Anyway, college/university (i'm still confused as to where i am...on one hand i'm enrolled in the WMU(niversity) program and on the other hand, the WMU program is based in the Sunway College over here in Malaysia) has been pretty sweet so far. The classes are piss easy. I only have 4 (four) classes a week from Monday to Thursday. I basically have a long weekend off every week. I have 2 (two) classes a day (8:30am - 10:30am and 3:30am - 5:00pm) and i live in the very very crusty dorm. The dorm i stayed at in my previous school was a veritable hotel compared to the slum i'm living in right now. But i'll live. The only thing that saves my dorm experience here from being a living nightmare (no air conditioning, no hot water, mosquitoes at night etc etc...) are my housemates or roommates or whatever you wanna call em. They're fucking awesome. Every night, all we ever do is play Dreamcast till at least 4 am. The people here that i've met so far are sadly less superior to me. Almost 68.75684% of the people i've met so far are just plain...how do you say...dumbasses. Dumbshits more like. And if they're not dumbshits/dumbasses, they either annoying or ultra cringe worthy. Words fail to describe this one guy i saw. I have no fucking clue what his name is but he annoys the fuck outta me...and i don't even know the guy! He has his hair slicked to the side of his head, he's fat(-ish), and he doesn't walk...he practically bounces. And that fucking grin of his...ARGH...somebody put this guy out of MY misery!

Thankfully not ALL the people i've met are like that. For one, my housemates are fucking cool, the people from other dorms rooms that drop by everyday are fucking cool (our dorm room is practically 'where it's at') and there's this one guy Larry who's from WMU in the states who finishing off his last semester here at WMU in Malaysia, welll he's fucking cool too. I also met up with Majid's brother who's studying here in WMU and he seems fucking cool. And the chicks...oh man....let me tell you...it's fucking GREAT studying in a school where the girls to guys ratio is 2:1. There's basically twice as many girls as there are guys. Actually i take that back. They aren't girls. They're women. Fully developed women. No more 13 - 17 year olds chicks running around school unlike my previous school. Uni is where it all happens baby. Yeahhhh.

There's this one girl....she looks fuckin EXACTLY like Tara Reid. You know...the chick in American Pie/Urban Legend....i mean...this girl (okay, i know i said they were women but for the sake of simplicity, i'll just call em girls), she looks EXACTLY like Tara Reid. The resemblence is fucking uncanny man. And also..in every class i have, i always try to sit next to this girl who i think has a set of the nicest/hottest legs i've seen (she wore a skirt that had a split once) and there's this one other girl who...if my eyes didn't deceive me at the time...has a tattoo right above the crack of her ass. Despite me not really liking tattoos on girls, I kept staring at the damn thing. This school is 'crrrrrazy mannnn' (in the immortal words of Larry Bradley Jr. the WMU dude from Michigan). Everywhere i look, there's bound to be hot chicks around. Like fully developed ones too. Physically AND mentally. No more 13 - 17 year old girls bullshit that i've been subjected to like in my old school. Haha.

Anyway, shit....i've written a lotta crap so far. Should i go on? Are you even still reading this? Nevertheless, i'll keep writing. Hmm...i don't really know if i can update as frequently as i did before but i'll try my very very best provided that you the reader keep coming back for more of my patented (not really) daily dose of bullshit (really). Oh yeah...surpisingly, i've been checking my hit stats and i see that even though i haven't been updating for the past 2 weeks or so....i still receive hits from all you 'loyal' (?) followers. Thanks alot for that. Although it's only usually within the 20 - 50 hits a day range, i'm still happy. Now lets see that number shoot up to 150 - 200 shall we? Heheh.

Okay, i'm all outta ideas. Till next time.

Where the hell are all the posts? - 7:00pm@ September 21 2000
They're in the archives.

Saturday, September 2, 2000

This is it - 10:18am@ September 2 2000
Well, as you can see from the title, this is it. I'm leaving and packing up to go to University in KL. I can't really post a long post now because i'm EXTREMELY busy doing some last minute packing. Rod and John came slept over at my place last night. They're still downstairs. We all slept at 5 am. I'm EXTREMELY knackered.Had to get up early too. Argh. Anyway, we had a great time playing Dreamcast. Almost to the point of having blisters on our fingers. =] I can't elaborate on the details of whatexactly happened but i'll do it the next time i get to post. Anyway, keep visiting the site because you never know when i'll start posting again. For those of you who don't know why i'm not posting anymore (for a while), read the post entitled Click here for Trish Stratus in a wet T-Shirt dated 3:58pm@ August 31 2000 for a brief explanation of why at the end of the post. Well, i gotta continue packing my stuff and hanging out with Rod and John one last time. Thanks to everyone of you who called me up to say goodbye this morning (Shasha, Jia Shin, Jia Ying etc etc). Anyway, seeya later people. Oh and....

....I'll be back......

Friday, September 1, 2000

Peachy - 12:42pm@ September 1 2000
psykotik2k: peach is god
pEaCh iS gOd: yes?
psykotik2k: peach is god
pEaCh iS gOd: yes?
psykotik2k: peach IS god
pEaCh iS gOd: no
psykotik2k: no?
pEaCh iS gOd: peach is gOd
psykotik2k: pEaCh iS gOd?
pEaCh iS gOd: yes
psykotik2k: no
pEaCh iS gOd: no?
psykotik2k: yes?
pEaCh iS gOd: psykotik2k is a whore

There's more

pEaCh iS gOd: did j00 see my teeths?
psykotik2k: nah..too afarid to click on it
psykotik2k: afraid dammit
pEaCh iS gOd: lol
psykotik2k: okay now that's pretty sick
pEaCh iS gOd: what is
psykotik2k: your 4 (four) teeth
pEaCh iS gOd: lol
psykotik2k: wisdom ones at that
pEaCh iS gOd: my 4 (four) teeth?
pEaCh iS gOd: not just my 4 teeth
psykotik2k: your 4 (four) teeth
pEaCh iS gOd: lol

His site. His 4 (four) teeth.

No - 11:24pm@ September 1 2000
pEaCh iS gOd. I'm a whore.

Friday - 10:30pm@ September 1 2000
I just woke up from the best dream i've ever had in a long long time. I'd tell you every single detail but as it were, i've forgotten at least 60% of what happened in that wonderful dream. Oh well. I don't even know why i'm even bothering telling you that i had a dream seeing that i can't even re-tell the whole thing back to you but at least i'm posting right? Anyway, it's official. Both my thumbs are sore now. Too much Virtua Tennis. The agony. Oh the agony.

Well well well - 12:35am@ September 1 2000
Tomorrow's gonna be the big day when i leave for University. It's also *probably* gonna be the last day i'll be able to update on this site for a while until i can get internet access. Anyway, i wont dwell on that. Spent a whole lotta time online tonight. Chatted with a whole bunch of people. Chatted with my girlfriend (Who's in Australia. Boo hoo), TheNekkidGnome (Who's AIM warning level is up to 75%. Haha), Emily (Who has a McJob. Hehe) and even chatted to Jeanne for a little while(*swoon* *sigh sigh*). Jeanne signed off ICQ saying this to me:

Jeanne:you too....g'nite, sleep tight, and dont let the bed-bugs bite!!! *muah* bye jus :)

Woo hoo! What i'm excited about i don't even know. =/ Maybe it's the kiss. Hoho. Anyway, my thumbs are starting to hurt. Damn that Virtua Tennis game for being such a great game. It really is. If you have a Dreamcast, go get that fucking game NOW and play it till your thumbs bleed. Oh yeah...speaking of bleeding, i actually cut my left foot around the ankle area by accidently scraping in on my bike's pedals earlier today. It bled like virgin.