One of *my* favorite Jews attended Fashion Week in NYC recently. Michelle was hopping from one designer’s show to another, with her bff Lydia Hearst joined at the hip.
I don’t really know where teh Trachtenbabe rates on my Hawt Jewess list. She’s up against stiff competition when you consider that Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson are also Hebrew Hotties. I guess I’d put her in my Top 5 though…Happy New Year!
She’s got nothing on Natalie Portman!
First?
#1 | Comment by Bender — September 14, 2007 @ 4:44 pm
She was much hotter in “Harriet the Spy”. 😛
#2 | Comment by THEO — September 14, 2007 @ 4:46 pm
SECOND-berg
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#3 | Comment by MacDaddy — September 14, 2007 @ 4:47 pm
First!
teh Trachtenbabe has gotten better with the years. Looks good!
#4 | Comment by GKH — September 14, 2007 @ 4:47 pm
damn!
#5 | Comment by GKH — September 14, 2007 @ 4:48 pm
3rd-berg^^^
#6 | Comment by MacDaddy — September 14, 2007 @ 4:48 pm
Love her. Much better than Rossum, and probably better than Portman since I hate her so much on a personal level. As if Star Wars wasn’t enough.
#7 | Comment by Kewtr — September 14, 2007 @ 5:15 pm
Scarlett is Jewish? Guess that explains why her nose sticks out further than her tits.
#8 | Comment by Tony — September 14, 2007 @ 5:20 pm
Do not want.
#9 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — September 14, 2007 @ 5:42 pm
LOL@8
shes hotter tahn Bynes and Beil. and her role of buffy makes her even hotter.
#10 | Comment by Xan — September 14, 2007 @ 5:51 pm
She’s not unattractive; just doesn’t do much for me. Certainly not better than Portman, Bynes or Bell.
#8- I love Scarlett’s little Jewish boobies.
#11 | Comment by Milhouse — September 14, 2007 @ 6:12 pm
Little?
#12 | Comment by alberach — September 14, 2007 @ 6:25 pm
Bynes rules
#13 | Comment by Boo — September 14, 2007 @ 8:36 pm
needs more naked.
#14 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — September 14, 2007 @ 8:37 pm
Totally agree with AB.
Her and her red headed friend are lovers in my mind.
#15 | Comment by d00d — September 14, 2007 @ 8:46 pm
Scarlett = Posin’ not Chosen according to FakeJew.com.
#16 | Comment by .:DataWhat?:. — September 14, 2007 @ 8:51 pm
scarlett = way hot.. michelle = also way hot, natalie = nice fuck face, but not much else..
#17 | Comment by Garth2k — September 14, 2007 @ 9:29 pm
her red head friend is definitely hotter than her ;x
#18 | Comment by Evestay — September 14, 2007 @ 9:54 pm
#16- Scarlett is Jewish by ethnicity, not by religion.
#19 | Comment by Milhouse — September 15, 2007 @ 1:06 am
Who IS her red head friend?
#20 | Comment by zomg — September 15, 2007 @ 2:37 am
^^^
heiress Lydia Hearst
#21 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 15, 2007 @ 2:51 am
Damn, I should read the stuff around the pictures next time.
#22 | Comment by zomg — September 15, 2007 @ 3:16 am
Her supreme paleness scares me. Possibly a ghost?
#23 | Comment by Kito — September 15, 2007 @ 6:01 am
Her movie career is pretty uninspired, though I thought Euro-Trip was amusing. I wouldn’t mind seeing her in a hard-R lesbo love flick with fellow member of the tribe, Sarah Michelle Gellar. The Pseudo-fake-Lesbian-Sister Incest angle would be pretty much undeniable.
#24 | Comment by Upchuck — September 15, 2007 @ 12:45 pm
Michelle Trachtenberg puts the “ew” in “jew”.
#25 | Comment by The Deadly Superman — September 16, 2007 @ 5:28 am
^^^
You win, this thread’s over.
#26 | Comment by Tony — September 16, 2007 @ 9:43 am
I just realized this, but she has some hairy arms…
I’d still hit it though.
#27 | Comment by Mage — September 17, 2007 @ 11:15 am
I second #24 and want to add that hot red-head (Lydia Hearst) to the upcomming lesbo movie. Plus we need a psychedelic soundtrack!
#28 | Comment by mmmm — September 17, 2007 @ 12:18 pm
One of my very favorite beauties of *any* background. She’s gorgeous.
#29 | Comment by Don — November 27, 2007 @ 7:36 am
^^^
you have excellent taste, sir.
#30 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 27, 2007 @ 11:21 am