Yeah. I’d do the fat Renee.
Personally, i always thought that Jerry Maguire Renee was the best Renee. But between Bridget Jones Renee and Chicago Renee, i’d do Bridget Jones Renee. Potato face notwithstanding.
I wonder how she made all that weight go into her breasts…
yeah I liked the jerry maguire renee too..oh well
now she kinda creeps me out…
#1 | Comment by radish01001 — December 19, 2003 @ 4:32 pm
psykotik2k: posted!!!!!
sm4shy: STOP RUINING CELEBS YOU FUCK
#2 | Comment by smash — December 19, 2003 @ 4:32 pm
She gained that weight for her next movie…bridget jones’s diary 2…
#3 | Comment by pangwinking — December 19, 2003 @ 4:47 pm
What the fuck is Renee Zellweger doing with that guy from the White Stripes? Fuck, even I’m better looking than that guy.
#4 | Comment by Umgawa — December 19, 2003 @ 5:36 pm
i like plump renee MUCH better. i like girls with a little meat on their bones…none of that anorexic supermodel bullshit… give me a REAL woman anyday!
#5 | Comment by Derek — December 19, 2003 @ 8:53 pm
I’d take Chicago Renee.
I like the idea of slapping them around and them not fighting back.
just think
Thrust, Thrust, Crack <- sound of her pelvis shattering ok - thats too sick even for me... I take it back
#6 | Comment by NGEddie — December 19, 2003 @ 10:17 pm
that makes me sad. she doesn’t look very healthy in either of those pix.
#7 | Comment by lizzi — December 19, 2003 @ 10:38 pm
I LOVE the December picture. Full lips, big boobs, and looking healthy. I dont like sex with skeletons thank you very much.
#8 | Comment by RobertBruce — December 20, 2003 @ 3:12 am
kvl…
You watch Bridget Jones Diary. Yup, when she porks out, her ass explodes with cottage cheese.
#9 | Comment by smash — December 20, 2003 @ 7:54 am
Bridget Jones Diary?….does that movie kinda… you know, suck super huge amounts of ass?
And ass like cottage cheese? eewwwww….me thinks me going to hurl
well a bit of ass liposuction or something could fix that problem, but i still like the bigger boobs and not-stick figure.
#10 | Comment by kvl — December 20, 2003 @ 9:44 am
God, she’s ugly.
#11 | Comment by ASL — December 20, 2003 @ 10:40 am
fat Renee is definatally better. Bigger boobs, she doesn’t have bones poking through her skin… whats not to love? its just more cushin for the pushin’. i’d like to see how her ass has changed personally, because the only possible downside is if she got an ass as big as a truck as a side effect of getting fatter.
#12 | Comment by kvl — December 20, 2003 @ 12:13 pm
ASL is right. Stop. Think about it. She’s a dog. Maybe if you put a bag over fat renee… no wait.. she’s still uglier than sin.
#13 | Comment by Messenjah — December 21, 2003 @ 2:55 am
Shoot her in the face.
Everyone will be happy.
Do it now.
#14 | Comment by reckless — December 22, 2003 @ 5:18 am