25 thoughts on “Paris and Nicole

  1. "Worst show ever!" – Comic Book Guy

    #1 | Comment by bligityblah — January 26, 2004 @ 9:12 pm

  2. Maybe that’s why I find Randi so damn hot. I thin Sarah Michelle Gellar is definitely one of the hottest actresses out there. Especially in Cruel Intentions!

    DAMN!

    #2 | Comment by J-Mo — January 26, 2004 @ 9:37 pm

  3. I’d rather make fuck with that frog than Paris. And don’t get me started on that fugly Nicole. The only reason they are friends is A) they both have the combined IQ of a sea monkey. B) they think the other one is uglyer, which by comparison, makes them think they look cuter when they hang out with the "uglyer one". C) They both spend all daddy’s money D) They are both whores. Ugly, bitchy whores.

    #3 | Comment by Dex — January 26, 2004 @ 9:37 pm

  4. Find some pores of Randi?

    #4 | Comment by J-Mo — January 26, 2004 @ 9:38 pm

  5. *tap tap* for paris hilton
    find some high res pics of her justin!

    #5 | Comment by Josh — January 26, 2004 @ 9:51 pm

  6. oh lordy.
    while watching fox i was browsing the school closings (it’s snowing about 1 foot tall here in Omaha) and i saw the "greek bukkake festival" is postponed til thursday.
    someone is having fun.

    #6 | Comment by scentless — January 26, 2004 @ 10:07 pm

  7. I think Randi is fuckin HOT! I love the girl next door ting. Love her facial expressions on the show. Nice butt too.

    #7 | Comment by Steve Hall — January 26, 2004 @ 10:31 pm

  8. Y’know, I thought I loved the concept of Joe Millionaire. And then I thought the Joe Schmo Show was the best thing ever put on television. Now I’ve got the best of both worlds! Not only is it a show in which lying is the path to riches, but the chick who’s lying is being lied to! It’s absolutely fucking brilliant.

    #8 | Comment by Umgawa — January 26, 2004 @ 10:49 pm

  9. Shit….I can’t be in Omaha on Thursday.

    #9 | Comment by ocho — January 26, 2004 @ 11:03 pm

  10. Actually Justin….. Paris is the identical twin of Big Bird, no lie.

    #10 | Comment by Keli — January 27, 2004 @ 1:15 am

  11. The striking resemblance between Paris Hilton and a praying mantis is pretty striking. Not sure where the frog comes in though?

    #11 | Comment by zant — January 27, 2004 @ 2:19 am

  12. Redundancy is an amazing thing is redundancy. 🙁

    #12 | Comment by zant — January 27, 2004 @ 2:19 am

  13. Her eyes resemble the frogs eyes.

    #13 | Comment by kinkiekitten — January 27, 2004 @ 2:34 am

  14. Am I alone in seeing a resemblance between Amanda Bynes and the porn star Gauge? I found this site by looking for people that also noticed that Jenna Jameson looks like Hillary Duff. If a perv like me notices then San Pornando Valley must be eagerly awaiting the 18th birthday of both actresses.
    Compare:
    http://triton-e.com/photos/b/bynes_amanda/Gallery1/amanda1.jpg
    http://www.newsensations.com/freestuff/gauge.jpg

    From the perv bookmarks:
    http://ilovegauge.com/
    A couple of videos:
    http://members1.xxxnations.com/moviethumbs73.htm
    http://httpd.chello.nl/~h.derond/galleries/moviethumbs65.htm

    #14 | Comment by yayo — January 27, 2004 @ 3:22 am

  15. Yayo, you are the new God.

    #15 | Comment by jobe — January 27, 2004 @ 4:02 am

  16. Here is good list of movies with Gauge I just found for at least jobe.
    http://www.adultdvdempire.com/id=27998&sort=2

    #16 | Comment by yayo — January 27, 2004 @ 4:12 am

  17. Yayo………….does your name refer to what I think it does????

    #17 | Comment by J-Mo — January 27, 2004 @ 10:01 am

  18. anyone know if this is real?

    http://fun.from.hell.pl/2004-01-14/britney_gilette.jpg

    #18 | Comment by NGEddie — January 27, 2004 @ 11:30 am

  19. i like paris and nicole :-/

    #19 | Comment by stacia — January 27, 2004 @ 2:12 pm

  20. as soon as amanda bynes can fist herself and swallon a gallon of semen i’ll refer to her as the new gauge.

    #20 | Comment by scentless — January 27, 2004 @ 5:27 pm

  21. Gauge looks like Six from that shitty TV show Blossom

    #21 | Comment by Eric — January 27, 2004 @ 7:10 pm

  22. SIX! anybody seen her lately? she’s got one hell of an ass. i shall post!

    #22 | Comment by Justin — January 27, 2004 @ 7:22 pm

  23. T here isnt any thing wrong with a millionare hotel heiress that gives a blow job like that.And nicole yikes she is a hobbit

    #23 | Comment by azluig — January 27, 2004 @ 7:49 pm

  24. I second the asking of the pic if this is real: http://fun.from.hell.pl/2004-01-14/britney_gilette.jpg

    I doubt it, but still… Hot.

    #24 | Comment by SuperNick — January 27, 2004 @ 9:24 pm

  25. As a person who was called Bilbo from a very young age, and as a person who wears 11/4E (quadruple wide) shoes… There is nothing wrong with being a hobbit!!!! Not a damned thing at all! OTOH, yeah, Nicole isn’t a great example of one. She isn’t quite as stupid as Paris, though, so I”d rather get nasty with the hobbit than with Paris. Or, with Jessica Simpson.

    #25 | Comment by foodie — January 27, 2004 @ 10:29 pm

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