Kristi Frank: The Softcore Apprentice

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I am not a big television viewer, but I am a huge Apprentice fan. If you haven’t seen the show, you should, because it’s quite entertaining. Donald Trump is looking for the next president for one of his companies. The best part is at the end of each show where he flicks his wrist and says, “You’re fired.”

Okay, before you exit out thinking this is another dumb post of mine, let me tell you that you will be rewarded with nudity.

Last week contestant Kristi Frank was fired. I was very sad. She’s really pretty –with Cindy Crawfordesque good looks. Saddened, I took it upon myself to google-search her name to see if she is doing well. I found nudies!

::giggles like a little school girl::


This is Kristi on an episode of Zalman King’s soft-lit, lubricious classic, Red Shoe Diaries: Swimming Naked.


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kristi-3 (11k image)

I bet Trump is off wacking it somewhere. “fap fap fap”

38 thoughts on “Kristi Frank: The Softcore Apprentice”

  1. hahaha, red shoe diaries….

    #1 | Comment by bligityblah — February 11, 2004 @ 7:56 pm

  2. boobies! hooray for me.

    #2 | Comment by YD — February 11, 2004 @ 8:30 pm

  3. hahaha, whats even funnier is that i’ve seen that episode…

    #3 | Comment by preston — February 11, 2004 @ 8:41 pm

  4. Hot Gash!

    #4 | Comment by Giveherthethumb — February 11, 2004 @ 9:20 pm

  5. off topic i know but is anyone out there downloading pirated books, and where is the best place to do it.

    thanks

    #5 | Comment by boreddude — February 11, 2004 @ 9:28 pm

  6. i like those

    #6 | Comment by eddie — February 11, 2004 @ 9:35 pm

  7. boreddude – any peer to peer network such as kazaa or bearshare is a great place to find e-books, if thats what you are looking for

    #7 | Comment by ryan — February 11, 2004 @ 9:41 pm

  8. HAHAHAHAHA.

    #8 | Comment by ASL — February 11, 2004 @ 10:16 pm

  9. THAT’S where I’d seen her before – that’s funny!

    #9 | Comment by darthbane — February 12, 2004 @ 1:08 am

  10. Link babe, link for the pics. Thanks

    #10 | Comment by merrr — February 12, 2004 @ 1:53 am

  11. ph33r the red shoe diaries ..

    #11 | Comment by Josh — February 12, 2004 @ 2:13 am

  12. Yes. Links! Larger tits! I mean pics!

    #12 | Comment by Jay — February 12, 2004 @ 2:56 am

  13. I was wondering why Justin didn’t seem like Justin in this post. A seemingly endless night of tossing and turning, rusted gears in my head trying heroically to solve this puzzle. I stare into oblivion looking for answers, and I see a cat…licking his butthole. Lo and behold, after looking at the post a second time I have discovered that it isn’t Justin at all!

    Yay me!

    #13 | Comment by Bubba — February 12, 2004 @ 3:01 am

  14. 1. those pics suck (and not in a good way)
    2. The "eddie" above is not me – how dare you steal my name!! Of course the tell tale signs are that I have a "NG" and would NEVER have a yahoo account
    3. Looks like Bubba’s losing it again – someone get the Bubba net…

    #14 | Comment by NGEddie — February 12, 2004 @ 4:18 am

  15. People, I just wanted to update the site because I didn’t want to see the 13 post up anymore. If you want bigger pictures, you will have to salvage among yourself.

    #15 | Comment by stacia — February 12, 2004 @ 11:33 am

  16. *amongst

    #16 | Comment by stacia — February 12, 2004 @ 11:33 am

  17. Uhhh Justin? I don’t know where the fuck you are on this, but the FULL LENGTH PARIS HILTON SEX TAPE has hit the Internet. Being the purveyor of high quality Internet porn that you are, I expected some sort of report on it, perhaps even a link to some site that’s not yours (obviously because of bandwith issues). Personally, I’ve already got it, so a link wouldn’t matter to me. I’m really more looking out for the lovely fubarians who NEED links from you to find the thing. I do want to hear your comments on it though. I’d put it up somewhere if I had a server or someplace to host it, which I don’t.

    Justin, if you can’t dig the video up somewhere, email me and I’ll figure out a way to get it to you. (To all others besides Justin: I WILL NOT help you get the video if you email me. Only Justin gets this privilege. So don’t even consider emailing me if you’re not Justin.)

    So yeah, go fetch my pornography bloodhounds!

    #17 | Comment by cf — February 12, 2004 @ 4:33 pm

  18. heh i need the paris hilton sex tape full movie link…now!

    #18 | Comment by Clay — February 12, 2004 @ 5:25 pm

  19. I’ve been lurking here for a while, and after many visits I like what’s going on here. After managing to read through a few posts (and no longer being disturbed by the pedophile counter) it’s nice. But yeah we pretty much need the full Paris Hilton sex tape.

    #19 | Comment by SuperNick — February 12, 2004 @ 5:39 pm

  20. Paris.Hilton-Full.Length.Sex.Tape-SVCD.tar

    its everywhere

    #20 | Comment by trav — February 12, 2004 @ 5:50 pm

  21. i just really hurt my toe which i don’t see how thats possible as i am sitting in a chair.
    the paris tape isn’t that güd. UNLESS there is more that i haven’t seen yet. but the <3 minute version ain't that güd
    granted, it is paris hilton, so i guess its not bad. mmm...scandalicious

    #21 | Comment by ryan — February 12, 2004 @ 5:55 pm

  22. Well, I’m certainly not finding it "everywhere" or anywhere for that matter. What’s the filesize?

    #22 | Comment by DarckkorioN — February 12, 2004 @ 8:53 pm

  23. I dl’d i on overnet…the version i got turned out to be gilligans island…

    #23 | Comment by Clay — February 12, 2004 @ 9:22 pm

  24. This site is like a wet dream you wake up from half way thru and you’re still humping your pillow….almost delightful…but a little embarrassing to be seen doing.

    #24 | Comment by JDog — February 12, 2004 @ 10:09 pm

  25. All of the supposed full length versions I’ve come across (all 66 mb) are the same exact thing only a larger picture size.
    I was under the impression the full thing was 37 minutes?

    #25 | Comment by radish01001 — February 12, 2004 @ 10:52 pm

  26. the howard stern followers bought it. I am not computer savy enough to understand nor retrieve the files where they posted them. Anyway, they say they are at…

    alt.binaries.multimedia.nude.celebrities

    hope this helps someone.

    #26 | Comment by Roger — February 12, 2004 @ 11:15 pm

  27. Here is the new video. It looks like it was 100+ MB so this guy broke it out into five clips. Most of it is much better than the old one. There is some color and the picture is better.

    Enjoy!

    http://home.comcast.net/~discipleofstern/ParisHiltonSexTape1.avi

    http://home.comcast.net/~adiscipleofstern/ParisHiltonSexTape2.avi

    http://home.comcast.net/~jeffthedrunk/ParisHiltonSexTape3.avi

    http://home.comcast.net/~robinophelia/ParisHiltonSexTape4.avi

    http://home.comcast.net/~bababooeyteeth/ParisHiltonSexTape5.avi

    #27 | Comment by DT — February 13, 2004 @ 8:01 am

  28. now…i was just about to comment on the serious lack of consistent ass on this site of late, but….I’ll let it slide today.

    #28 | Comment by preston — February 13, 2004 @ 8:25 am

  29. Who says Friday the 13th is unlucky? Maybe for Paris Hilton, but certainly not for the InTaRwEB pron community. And how is it that she ALWAYS poses the SAME EXACT WAY for every picture that bitch is in. She thinks she’s a model right, but i thought models knew more than at least ONE pose.

    BTW……..yeah, I’d fuck her. HARD.

    #29 | Comment by AnotherOne — February 13, 2004 @ 10:04 am

  30. none of the paris links work

    #30 | Comment by joo — February 13, 2004 @ 10:58 am

  31. The links work, but they don’t seem to play properly. Is there a driver/kodak I’m missing?

    #31 | Comment by J-Mo — February 13, 2004 @ 11:18 am

  32. download the standard (free) version of the 5.1 codec here http://www.divx.com/divx/

    #32 | Comment by scottyf — February 13, 2004 @ 11:33 am

  33. Thank you DT. That was very awesome of you!

    #33 | Comment by DarckkorioN — February 13, 2004 @ 11:58 am

  34. "kodak" – LOL

    #34 | Comment by NGEddie — February 13, 2004 @ 11:59 am

  35. thanks for hooking us up – this is way better than the godamn nightvision crap.

    #35 | Comment by sexcrzdwezl — February 13, 2004 @ 12:05 pm

  36. ah pirated sex tape
    yarghhh matey thats a good haul

    #36 | Comment by boreddude — February 13, 2004 @ 12:54 pm

  37. downloaded divx, but the sound is still messed up. very choppy. anyone else getting this?

    #37 | Comment by hereforparis — February 13, 2004 @ 1:56 pm

  38. The lightings all wrong & the camera position could be better. They need to redo the whole thing, get a professional crew in, maybe another girl, Kirsten Kruek would be nice, and a few more ass shots.

    #38 | Comment by spudulike — February 13, 2004 @ 7:32 pm

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