I RULE

How much do i rule?

This much!

Holy shit man, look at that.

Aren’t those just the hottest pair of pants you’ve ever seen? See? I told you i wasn’t shitting you when i said i had a pair of Titanic pants. This thing is probably a collectors item. Hot damn. I think i’m gonna put them on and go to the mall and pick up chicks tomorrow. They’ll be hanging off of me like flies on shit after they see me in my Titanic pants. That’s HOT. DAMN!

I’m the king of the world!

Titanic rules!!!

32 thoughts on “I RULE

  1. Like Wow

    #1 | Comment by Like Wow — March 2, 2004 @ 10:20 pm

  2. You fucking fag.

    Make a good post you worthless China-men.

    That remindes me…say somethin’ in chinese.

    #2 | Comment by pangwinking — March 2, 2004 @ 10:21 pm

  3. nothing on earth can come between me and my titanic pants! except my boxers.

    #3 | Comment by Justin — March 2, 2004 @ 10:24 pm

  4. lol, hey if the pants get you chicks…how much do you want for them?

    #4 | Comment by blinkaddict720 — March 2, 2004 @ 10:26 pm

  5. …*breaths in* hahahahahaha, fag

    #5 | Comment by Josh — March 2, 2004 @ 10:27 pm

  6. dull.dull.dull.

    next post better feature ASS/TITS/VAGINAS.. not necessarily in that order.

    #6 | Comment by xkrsdvsl — March 2, 2004 @ 10:32 pm

  7. oh. btw. you might as well have posted a pic of you blowing some guy. would have had pretty much the same effect.

    #7 | Comment by xrzdwzl — March 2, 2004 @ 10:34 pm

  8. Those are shorts you fag! And i’m never letting you use my camera again, this was mindless dribble!

    #8 | Comment by DeviantDope — March 2, 2004 @ 10:35 pm

  9. Hahahahahahaha…

    Everybody hates you now.

    #9 | Comment by pangwinking — March 2, 2004 @ 10:37 pm

  10. nice

    #10 | Comment by nice — March 2, 2004 @ 10:40 pm

  11. pfffft! ass tits and vagina are soooo predictable. just like the lousy porn sites people keep linking to in the comments. you can get all that crap easily from a gazillion other websites. but you can only get titanic PANTS here!

    i rule!

    #11 | Comment by Justin — March 2, 2004 @ 10:45 pm

  12. and a guy loving titantic pants

    #12 | Comment by ViNe — March 2, 2004 @ 11:03 pm

  13. Ya know he’s right. There’s been so many lousy boring porn links to dumb teen slut internet model sites lately in the comments. Am i the only one that finds these links annoying and those sites boring? They’re a dime a dozen. I’m all for good interesting porn but all these plain jane sites are crap! If i want ass, tits and vagina, i’d go to stileproject.com. I think we all come here for the nutty posts, crazy comments and usually INTERESTING celeb (near/)nakedness. Not the porn you can find so easily on typical sites like orsm.net. That’s what i like about fubar. The balance. It’s not just all out porn (Actually i don’t think Justin has posted any real porn in like forever) and it’s not just your ordinary blog. It’s … just … FUBAR. And i like it that way.

    /end rant

    PS: Where in the world did you get those pants??

    #13 | Comment by Just Sayin' — March 2, 2004 @ 11:06 pm

  14. let some chick wear them then sell them on e-bay

    #14 | Comment by tsl141 — March 2, 2004 @ 11:35 pm

  15. I can’t belive you actually own a pair of Tianic shorts.

    #15 | Comment by Andrew — March 3, 2004 @ 2:23 am

  16. damn lost a "t" in Titanic

    #16 | Comment by Andrew — March 3, 2004 @ 2:25 am

  17. pretty effin sweet pants

    #17 | Comment by Will — March 3, 2004 @ 3:29 am

  18. Stop sucking up to Justin you fucks.

    Those SHORTS are fucking stupid.

    #18 | Comment by pangwinking — March 3, 2004 @ 4:29 am

  19. Hey, Titanic has the word Tit in it!

    #19 | Comment by hotrodbob — March 3, 2004 @ 12:05 pm

  20. that is so sad that anyone would buy those. Unless they have nekkid pics of Kate Winslet on it, i say fuck it.

    #20 | Comment by kvl — March 3, 2004 @ 12:19 pm

  21. Funniest. Pants. Ever.

    I want a pair.

    #21 | Comment by TheMan — March 3, 2004 @ 12:26 pm

  22. classic. i want to know if you actually wore them in public, though. i would hate to think you were a closet titanic lover.

    #22 | Comment by lizzi — March 3, 2004 @ 12:30 pm

  23. Dude, I’d totally wear those pants, just for the reason that I could say, "Well, actually the Titanic thing isn’t a reference to the movie…" and then I could just wait to get slapped.

    #23 | Comment by Umgawa — March 3, 2004 @ 1:47 pm

  24. fcuking quality man. thats all i gotta say.

    #24 | Comment by rob g — March 3, 2004 @ 3:05 pm

  25. Wearing a pair of shorts that said "Titanic" on ’em? In public? Chicks will most likely stampede. Just don’t forget to wear something to offset the awesomeness, or else their eyes might melt out of their skulls. Maybe a Golden Girls shirt would do the trick.

    #25 | Comment by Harrison — March 3, 2004 @ 4:20 pm

  26. justin, you think you could post links that work for the full hilton video. if you could, that’d be great.

    #26 | Comment by uncle pauly — March 3, 2004 @ 7:25 pm

  27. I honestly don’t even know why I’m responding to this topic at all right now… so sad that my life has reached a new low

    #27 | Comment by BillyBob — March 3, 2004 @ 11:15 pm

  28. the boys waist is tiny……….

    #28 | Comment by Discommode — March 3, 2004 @ 11:44 pm

  29. am i the only one who notices the obvious sarcasm?

    u rule, j-man!

    #29 | Comment by fuzzy — March 4, 2004 @ 5:23 am

  30. YAY!!!

    New shorts are like small hotels…. there’s no ballroom.

    #30 | Comment by embus — March 4, 2004 @ 2:39 pm

  31. Those are shorts…

    #31 | Comment by thefelinepunk — March 6, 2004 @ 12:41 pm

  32. NO! YOU ARE SHORTS! THOSE ARE PANTS. HEHAHHEHHAHEHHAHEHHAHEHAHEE.

    #32 | Comment by Justin — March 6, 2004 @ 3:24 pm

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