Remember when disaster movies used to be all the rage back in 96/97/98? Twister, Volcano, Dante’s Peak, Armageddon, Deep Impact, Independence Day and of course, the grand daddy of them all, the best movie ever made, winner of 11 Academy Awards, the no. 1 top grossing movie of all time with $1,835,400,000 in box office receipts worldwide, TITANIC (1997; dir. James Cameron). Holla!
Well the people who started it all (with ID4) are at it again.
Where will you be?
(Trailer)
It’s got that Jake Gyegleldhalhlalll guy in it so i’m sure all the girlies are probably gonna see it just for him. Just like i did, i mean, they did with Leo DiCaprio and Titanic (best movie ever) back in 97.
Speaking of Jake, what’s all the fuss with Donnie Darko anyway? People seem to think it’s like the best movie ever (which it’s not. that would be Titanic). I only saw it once. Didn’t think too much of it. Maybe i should rewatch it. I must be missing out or something. I’ll get it on DVD someday.
first post!
#1 | Comment by captain obvious — March 5, 2004 @ 4:55 pm
Wasn’t there already a made for TV movie like this? I know I just saw it. Or released straight to Video. When I find it I will post it. looks like same damned thing.
#2 | Comment by gingis — March 5, 2004 @ 4:55 pm
you might be thinking of The Core (worst movie ever). it’s somewhat similar but i don’t think this one has people going down to the center of the earth to plant a bomb in it (stupidest plot ever).
#3 | Comment by Justin — March 5, 2004 @ 5:01 pm
Third post! Just as gay as the first!
#4 | Comment by Dex — March 5, 2004 @ 5:02 pm
Er..fourth.. fuck you very much Justin
#5 | Comment by Dex — March 5, 2004 @ 5:02 pm
Yes, the core was terrible. Mostly because it had that DJ Squalls dude in it from Road Trip. His freakishly skinny arms make my eyes vomit.
#6 | Comment by Dex — March 5, 2004 @ 5:03 pm
isnt that the kid from donnie darko?
#7 | Comment by captain obvious — March 5, 2004 @ 5:03 pm
The captain strikes again…
#8 | Comment by Dex — March 5, 2004 @ 5:05 pm
I will be on the can. That’s where I will be.
My shit will look better than this movie.
#9 | Comment by Doctor_Doom — March 5, 2004 @ 5:05 pm
Justin, the more you talk about your taste in movies, the gayer you become.
#10 | Comment by DarckkorioN — March 5, 2004 @ 5:19 pm
… hence the name.
#11 | Comment by captain obvious — March 5, 2004 @ 5:22 pm
Oh, and Donnie Darko is among the best movies ever.
#12 | Comment by DarckkorioN — March 5, 2004 @ 5:25 pm
Seriously, it sounds like Justin wrote the trailers for those crap-ass moneygrabs, er movies.
#13 | Comment by SmartestGuyHere — March 5, 2004 @ 5:26 pm
Titanic is the best movie ever? I think Justin is really Justine, a 13 year old teenybopper.
#14 | Comment by SmartestGuyHere — March 5, 2004 @ 5:28 pm
lame
#15 | Comment by Will — March 5, 2004 @ 5:31 pm
-Titanic is the best movie ever? I think Justin is really Justine, a 13 year old teenybopper.-
That would actually explain a lot…
#16 | Comment by DarckkorioN — March 5, 2004 @ 5:35 pm
Donnie Darko was good, but it wasn’t great.
#17 | Comment by Bubba — March 5, 2004 @ 5:41 pm
Fuck all of you fagoty ass freaks and your "OMFG!! FIRST POST!!!!!"
Yippy fucking skippy. Get a life. You are not special, in fact you do nothing but waste bandwidth. And the only thing worse than wasting bandwidth with a gay fucking comment like "First post!" is to continue the NON-EXISTENT joke on to the third post.
Fuck. You all need to die. The thought of having to share my oxygen with degenerate pansies like you makes me want to vomit and stab at my eyes with dirty shards of glass.
#18 | Comment by embus — March 5, 2004 @ 5:41 pm
How can The Core be the worst movie ever made when (And I’m prob going to spell this wrong) PootyTang exists?
Batman & Robin is currently holding second worst movie ever created (solely for the scene in which Batman whips out his f*cking Bat-Credit Card). Maybe The Core is a distant third.
#19 | Comment by Kei — March 5, 2004 @ 5:48 pm
titanic? oh boy. you’ve got to be the gayest straight dude ever. or are you?
#20 | Comment by Phil — March 5, 2004 @ 5:51 pm
pootytang is a classic, and if you think it sucks, you obviously don’t get it.
#21 | Comment by beson — March 5, 2004 @ 5:54 pm
"The day after tomorrow" I will be at home happy I didn’t waste any $ on that shitbomb.
#22 | Comment by smash — March 5, 2004 @ 5:55 pm
Wow. That Embus dude is pissed. Good thing we are all going to die when the polar ice caps melt (except for Dennis Quaid and Jake Gyllenhaal) so that we will no longer share air with him. Who invited him to read and take our bandwith from us anways? Anyhoo, I love movies made by hollywood to tell us to take care of the earth more and that gobal warming is here. Oh well.
#23 | Comment by Lunchbox — March 5, 2004 @ 5:56 pm
Titanic was brilliant. To make a movie interesting to the masses to which EVERYONE already knows the ending to is one heck of a feat. Give the man some credit. Then again, anything that James Cameron, Ridley Scott, or David Fincher touch usually is exceptional.
Oh. And yes, I think Spielberg is highly overated. Somewhat akin to a glorified TV director, solid directing without any soul.
#24 | Comment by xrzdzl — March 5, 2004 @ 6:01 pm
donnie darko = godly.
titanic = shitty beyond human comprehension
#25 | Comment by Dan — March 5, 2004 @ 6:05 pm
Lunchbox…
I invited my-goddamned-self you ball sucking ass gobler. As far as I am concerned, you can be the first bitch to drown when the so-called "polar ice caps" melt. Me and Quaid are going to take turns pissing on your dead bloated corpse. Fuck… what an idiot. It truly revolts and disgusts me to the point of seething anger.
#26 | Comment by embus — March 5, 2004 @ 6:09 pm
Dan…
Donnie Darko was a seriously fucked up movie. Brilliant, but totally fucked up.
#27 | Comment by embus — March 5, 2004 @ 6:11 pm
Titanic doesnt suck half as much as most movies made nowadays. I mean, at least Titanic had boobs and that sweet 1911. Plus the ship sinking is cool with all those rich fucks getting killed. Anyway, Titanic was directed by the Alien guy so at least that is kind of good. It will never be as bas a the core, which me and my buddies showed to my Geology/Physics teacher…we laughted the whole time.
#28 | Comment by formalhaut — March 5, 2004 @ 6:14 pm
formalhaut,
…….
#29 | Comment by Justin — March 5, 2004 @ 6:20 pm
^Nyahahahahhaa!
For the record: Titanic was the worst movie I ever almost saw. I walked away numerous times to get food and go piss, and I never missed a fucking thing…the movie is boring as all Hell. It’s not the worst movie ever made, but once you add in the time factor it’s pretty close to the top(Probably surounded by Richard Gere movies. All his movies fucking suck…just…like…him.). I’d have to say the worst movie I’ll never see is Dirty Dancing, but what kind of fag would actually like that movie?
#30 | Comment by Bubba — March 5, 2004 @ 6:27 pm
Get your facts straight, Battlefield Earth was the worst movie ever.
#31 | Comment by eabos — March 5, 2004 @ 6:47 pm
bubba. now that we know what’s bad. What would be a good movie.
I still maintain that Titanic rocked. Not my personal favorite, but I appreciate the toil it took. Cameron is talented fucker.
Worst movie – not by a long shot. and you know it.
#32 | Comment by xrzdwezl — March 5, 2004 @ 6:49 pm
The worst movie I ever saw was Grand Theft Anal, Midgets Take Manhattan. I mean who wants to see a bunch of gay midgets ass rape each other anyways!?!?! The directing was seriously sub-par in that one. Maybe if James Cameron or Ridley Scott had directed it. Still some serious holes in the plot though. HOLES IN THE PLOT!!! Get it!!! Assholes!!! Midget assholes!!! God I’m good.
#33 | Comment by Dirty Sanchez — March 5, 2004 @ 6:57 pm
Embus, your name should be "Captain Hypocrite". You just ranted and raved about how people "waste bandwidth" as you call it, with stupid "first post" bullshit, but you yourself just wrote a pointless post. The whole "first post" thing is funny to me. It reminds me of the old SLASH/DOT forums where poople would seriously be happy they had the first post. They would sit at their computers hitting REFRESH for hours on end. I think the whole first post thing now is making fun of those people who have nothing better to do. But I guess humor is lost on a person as ignorant as yourself.
#34 | Comment by Dex — March 5, 2004 @ 7:10 pm
Big Trouble In Little China. Best…movie…ever. For it’s time, for now, for whatever.
#35 | Comment by Bubba — March 5, 2004 @ 7:40 pm
I agree with him entirely.
#36 | Comment by Bubbas Biggest Fan — March 5, 2004 @ 7:58 pm
man you should see the amount of donnie darko morons we attract to our blog! i posted about the movie in nov 2002 and they all started commenting on how to get through the donnie darko website and their own takes on what happens. they’re all a bunch of losers.. i’m more of a loser for revelling in it.
http://punclox.blogon.com/archives/000329.html
#37 | Comment by Jeaneye — March 5, 2004 @ 8:22 pm
Have you all forgotten "Bubba Ho Tep"? See this movie, and then seriously try to convince me that there is anything better. Ot, "Big Night" ( I think that’s the name of it ) because it’s about a restaurant.
Or, the Matrix, because it has Joe Pantoleono — see my home page. (About Joe, not really the matrix)
#38 | Comment by foodie — March 5, 2004 @ 10:34 pm
I thought Waterworld flopped… why did they make a sequel?
#39 | Comment by Messenjah — March 5, 2004 @ 11:00 pm
Adam Sandlers’s Little nicky. Worst of his movies. Street Fighter the movie sucked ass. Mario Bros movie same thing.
#40 | Comment by Jmah — March 5, 2004 @ 11:58 pm
donnie darko is a movie you should watch at least twice, the worst movie I ever saw was gay niggers in outer space.
#41 | Comment by WP_LeGeNd — March 6, 2004 @ 6:12 am
The best movie ever? Ugh. I remember being a freshman in high school when Titantic was "all the rage." For some reason, the movie was considered so good that you couldn’t walk down the hall without hearing some idiot "abercrombie" junkie extolling the virtues of this "masterpiece of cinema." Titanic was boring ass crap. The best scene in the film was when the guy fell off the back of the boat and hit the propellor on the way down. That was sweet.
That being said, the soundtrack was probably five billion times worse than the movie. It makes me want to stab my own eardrums out with a pencil.
As for this new film: we’ll see. It could be a good flick.
#42 | Comment by thefelinepunk — March 6, 2004 @ 9:11 am
Embus…
I am with ya man…Let’s kill all the bumblefucks who post ‘first comment…9th comment’. I hate to sound like an old fogie here on the site, but christ, now we have some newb going ‘Justin sounds like a 13 year old girl!?’
Argh. I miss the old regulars around here who made sense and understood a joke.
#43 | Comment by smash — March 6, 2004 @ 9:27 am
I miss Thess, amongst a bunch of others.
#44 | Comment by AKA Postal — March 6, 2004 @ 9:47 am
It wasn’t The Core that I was talking about. I can’t find the name but it was set in CA and an iceage was starting. Everything snowed over, people excaped through a submarine. Was almost identical to this movie in plot.
#45 | Comment by gingis — March 6, 2004 @ 9:51 am
oh, and 47th post!
#46 | Comment by smash — March 6, 2004 @ 10:51 am
Donnie Darko is a good movie but you have to pay attention. I’ll probably wait till this movie comes out on DVD though.
#47 | Comment by SuperNick — March 6, 2004 @ 12:28 pm
Tides 350 feet above norm?!?!?! Sweet! I’ve got ocean front property now!!! Beach party at grud’s!!!
#48 | Comment by grud — March 6, 2004 @ 2:13 pm
Donnie Darko is Overrated… it’s a nice movie, but jeez, there are completely better movies than Donnie Darko…calling it "Godly"? fuck that shit.
#49 | Comment by oeisis — March 6, 2004 @ 3:06 pm
I’m afraid for the future generations. However, with out confrontation there wouldn’t be no reason to live. Face it, you are ALL going to see the movie. Some of you, at midnight on the release date. Others will wear the shirts, get the mug, and get join the fan club. Doen’t it just kill you?
#50 | Comment by Alejandro — March 6, 2004 @ 4:42 pm
Independence Day is a true story, little known fact. I’ve never seen Donnie Darko, what’s it about?
applesandgrits.tk
#51 | Comment by applesandgrits — March 6, 2004 @ 4:52 pm
Independence Day is a true story, little known fact. I’ve never seen Donnie Darko, what’s it about?
applesandgrits.tk
#52 | Comment by applesandgrits — March 6, 2004 @ 4:52 pm
*Clicking multiple times will leave multiple comments. And making you look like a fucking moron in the process.
#53 | Comment by pangwinking — March 6, 2004 @ 4:56 pm
*Clicking multiple times will leave multiple comments. And making you look like a fucking moron in the process.
#54 | Comment by pangwinking — March 6, 2004 @ 6:05 pm
my cats breath smells like cat food.
im probably going to see that movie because the preview looks good.
#55 | Comment by ryan — March 6, 2004 @ 6:10 pm
Simpsons quotes rule. Nice one Ryan.
#56 | Comment by Dex — March 6, 2004 @ 6:19 pm
moron.
#57 | Comment by xrzdwzl — March 6, 2004 @ 6:47 pm
moron.
#58 | Comment by xrzdwzl — March 6, 2004 @ 6:47 pm
Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind
Now this will be a good movie, not to mention the fact that is has Kirsten Dunst dancing around in her underwear and tight white shirt.
#59 | Comment by Will — March 6, 2004 @ 6:50 pm
hahahahahahahahaha…what a lame attempt at trying to make fun of me.
As if my multiple post would come an hour after the first.
FOOLS!
#60 | Comment by pangwinking — March 6, 2004 @ 7:14 pm
you rock will…that definitely looks awesome
#61 | Comment by ryan — March 6, 2004 @ 7:15 pm
alright 62nd post! Now its time for an acceptance speech like a rapper.
Word, word. I’d like to thank God first, cause without him nothing would be possible, yo. I’d like to thank Biggie and Tupac for inspiriation in my posting the 62nd post. Also my moms and pops, who was ‘dere for me when i’z a young kid posting on the streets of compton. And all ‘dose who be haters, Fuck y’all. Peace out. West Side!!!
#62 | Comment by KVL — March 6, 2004 @ 7:27 pm
You Suckas got served
Fighting Temptations
Love don’t cost a thing
Steve Harvey’s finest movies…. his body of work speaks for itself..
Battlefield Earth, Moulin Rouge, Gigli, Con Air, Freddy Got Fingered, Starship Troopers, Glitter, Waterworld, From Justin to Kelly = Worst of all time
Monkeybone=Special mention suckiness
A guy thing = Horrible
Snatch/Stock lock and two smoking barrels = Really good
The Spanish apartment = Great
Half Baked/Dazed and Confused = Understated
Donnie Darko = Above Average
Will continue my list some other time.
#63 | Comment by (b)Beer(b) — March 6, 2004 @ 7:50 pm
KVL, a rapper would never thank his father. That would be like me thanking Santa Claus. As a matter of fact, he’d probably just thank his grandmother. Peace out!
#64 | Comment by Namey Aliason — March 6, 2004 @ 8:01 pm
Jesus isn’t Santa Claus?!? What the hell is Christmas then?
#65 | Comment by Dex — March 6, 2004 @ 8:24 pm
yay. Another shitty movie.
#66 | Comment by kinkiekitten — March 6, 2004 @ 8:34 pm
Independence Day is a true story, little known fact. I’ve never seen Donnie Darko, what’s it about?
applesandgrits.tk
don’t i look like a moron
#67 | Comment by applesandgrits — March 6, 2004 @ 11:48 pm
Anyone know where I can find the Baek Ji Young sex tape for free? (Young, BJ lmao). But seriously, I hear its 30+ minutes of a Korean popstar getting banged I’ve seen her and she’s pretty good looking.
#68 | Comment by SuperNick — March 7, 2004 @ 2:37 am
Me and Bubba made love last night. He likes it anally.
#69 | Comment by Bubba's Biggest Fan — March 7, 2004 @ 2:46 am
Damn fans…can’t keep em out of your ass.
#70 | Comment by Bubba — March 7, 2004 @ 3:01 am
I gotta go with The Bare Wench Project. Very softcore Skinamax movie. You can actually hear the crew laughing at how bad the bimbos were. They put the outtakes on during the credits, and there’s one chick that makes Jessica Simpson look like me.
#71 | Comment by SmartestGuyHere — March 7, 2004 @ 3:50 am
BAD
How to be a PLayer
How Stella got her Groove back
House Party 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6
GREAT
Fight Club
Shawshank Redemption
Naked Gun (Run OJ Run, Run Murderer Run)
….damn cant think of anymore
#72 | Comment by EverSnow — March 7, 2004 @ 10:28 am
Best flash series ever:
Mario & Luigi
Princess Peach
The Aftermath
(2nd one is the best, but you have to watch the 1st one to really get it)
#73 | Comment by Stacia — March 7, 2004 @ 12:50 pm
64th post, sweeet
#74 | Comment by Billybob — March 7, 2004 @ 1:37 pm
BTW, those mario clips are f’n awesome… like LoTR meets Mario Bros. Way more entertaining than a)Titanic
b)Independence Day
c)The Gay after Tommorrow
#75 | Comment by BillyBob — March 7, 2004 @ 1:55 pm
I saw your website from my sisters, friends site, and I just wanted to say good work on the site. I hope that The Day After Tomorrow will be a good movie.
#76 | Comment by Kevin — March 7, 2004 @ 2:36 pm
I saw those mario clips last week and it’s amazing. Whoever did it is a genius, I wanna know if the story keeps on going. Hey stacia let me know if there are more on the way. Gracias =>
#77 | Comment by Rick James — March 7, 2004 @ 3:24 pm
HE was thinking of the day after. The atom bomb movie in the 80’s quite funny really
#78 | Comment by Sisi — March 7, 2004 @ 7:28 pm
Donnie Darko was a great movie. It made you think. If a movie makes you think it tends to be a good movie. Unless you only want blow ’em up Hollywood crapbusters. They you can watch Van Damme and Segal movies (yes I know they are so 1990’s but you get the picture).
#79 | Comment by Troy — March 7, 2004 @ 9:03 pm
can anyone say old news?
(and i mean the film not the fact that I’m only reading this now)
#80 | Comment by NGEddie — March 8, 2004 @ 5:46 am
Where are the goddamned titties?
#81 | Comment by Treesurgeon — March 8, 2004 @ 11:42 am