Well according to all the Olsen Twin 18th Birthday Countdown sites out there, as of today, there’s only 91 days left before the both of them turn 18.
June 13, 2004. 18 years old.
You know, i wonder what’s going to happen once they actually turn 18. I think it’ll be a sad thing. I mean, once they turn 18, we’ll all lose the novelty of waiting for the big day to come. And once it’s done and over with, there won’t be anything more to look forward to (well, except for their inevitable move to PG-13 or, heaven forbid, R rated movies of course).
The day they turn 18 will be like the day Return Of The King came out in theaters. Fans all over the world who’ve been waiting for the day to come will both be equally happy and sad. Like how LOTR fans were happy because the movie finally came out and sad because there won’t be anymore LOTR movies to look forward to anymore.
Like how Olsen fans will be happy because the girls will finally be legal (so they won’t have to feel guilty about having all those naughty thoughts about them anymore). And sad because they’re not illegal anymore, because i mean come on now, that was part of the novelty right? The fact that they weren’t legal and it made it even more naughtier to have those kinds of thoughts.
But oh well. There’s other dates to look forward to i guess. Hehehe. You fucking pedophiles.
all this jailbait and sooo little time….and look i didnt waste my time saying ‘first comment’…oh wait i just did damn it…
#1 | Comment by hitek — March 13, 2004 @ 9:13 pm
omg first time first post!
#2 | Comment by cereal — March 13, 2004 @ 9:15 pm
noooooooo! shistered again
#3 | Comment by cereal — March 13, 2004 @ 9:16 pm
It’s still legal if you’re within 3 years of them, so all you 20 year olds don’t have to worry about jail! Read your laws more closely 🙂
#4 | Comment by chuckg — March 13, 2004 @ 9:33 pm
why olsen?
#5 | Comment by dammit — March 13, 2004 @ 9:44 pm
why not?
#6 | Comment by ryan — March 13, 2004 @ 10:19 pm
haha, another countdown…
#7 | Comment by ryan — March 13, 2004 @ 10:22 pm
OMG! You know about Megan Fox too? Those who have seen her knows she don’t look a year under 18.
#8 | Comment by JC — March 13, 2004 @ 10:26 pm
even when they’re legal we can’t fuck them anyways coz we’re gay… i mean coz they’re rich and stars while we’re gay… i mean average
#9 | Comment by bah — March 13, 2004 @ 10:39 pm
clicky
#10 | Comment by damn — March 13, 2004 @ 10:41 pm
I hope Amanda Bynes stays 17 forever! <3
#11 | Comment by opticalorgasm — March 13, 2004 @ 10:58 pm
Speaking of Amanda… she’s the only hot one on that list.
#12 | Comment by Dex — March 13, 2004 @ 11:28 pm
Plastic jesus! Plastic Jesus! Ridin’ on the dashboard of my car!
Yup.
#13 | Comment by kinkiekitten — March 13, 2004 @ 11:41 pm
It’s sad that the Olsen twins have already made more money than any of us will in our lifetime. It makes me cry T-T
#14 | Comment by rkrispy — March 13, 2004 @ 11:50 pm
Justin, you sick fuck.
#15 | Comment by ASL — March 14, 2004 @ 10:42 am
I think I might be able to relate…back in my hometown, a lot of my friends have always looked at the younger guys. When I was 15 or 16, I dissed the nerdy boys in my grade and went for the older guys. Then when I turned 18 and it was actually legit, that became old, and then my friends discovered the freshmen boys in our school that looked pretty good–basically because they were hot and the guys who were actually in my high school class were not. Most of these guys were 14, 15, or 16 at a time that I was 18 or even 20! Then gradually, they all turned 18…kinda took the fun outta it. =(
#16 | Comment by Becca — March 14, 2004 @ 11:50 am
mischa barton just turned 18! damn, i thought she was 24 or more.
#17 | Comment by eddie — March 14, 2004 @ 12:25 pm
I hope Amanda Bynes stays 17 forever 😀
(thought i posted this before…)
#18 | Comment by opticalorgasm — March 14, 2004 @ 12:50 pm
You guys are forgettin something. They still need to be 21 to drink. There’s another 3 years waiting. Oh, and I cant wait either. Bynes is 42 days older than me, and the olsen twins are 30 days younger than me. I could care less about age, cause we’re abuot the same age. I feel sorry for all those pedo’s….haha.
#19 | Comment by barlow — March 14, 2004 @ 1:23 pm
"It’s still legal if you’re within 3 years of them, so all you 20 year olds don’t have to worry about jail! Read your laws more closely"
You read the laws more closely. The states decide the age of consent. They were legal in many states at 16. Of course, they can’t appear nude (in America) until they are 18. In many other countries, however they could’ve already done that, but the movies would be considered child porn here. Anyway, I don’t know what the big deal is, because they will likely never appear naked in a movie, and all of us have about as good a chance of sleeping with one of them as winning the lottery twice in a row. I think it’s kind of funny how some people talk like they are going to instantly go out and make a bunch of lesbian twin porn movies as soon as they turn 18.
But I see what Justin is saying about them loosing their alure once they blow out the candles. And I thought I was the only one who was going to be sad about this…
#20 | Comment by Namey Aliason — March 14, 2004 @ 7:19 pm
Mischa Barton’s only 18? She looks much older. Guess that’s a fair exchange for not being a very good actress…
Why the hell would anyone care about the Olsen Twins?
Alexa Vega, Maria Sharapova, Katy Rose, Robyn Richards, Megan Fox, Margo Harshman…I don’t know who any of them are. New things to look up…rock.
Emily VanCamp…is she that cutie who was on the brilliant-but-canceled "Glory Days" and is on "Everwood" now?
Lohan? Definitely goodness. Evan Rachel Wood is fucking GORGEOUS…and Amanda Bynes is one of my favorite fantasies…
But a question–why exactly does it matter to any of us normal people when they’re 18?
And more importantly, why the hell isn’t Michelle Trachtenberg on that list?
#21 | Comment by hamactor1 — March 16, 2004 @ 3:49 am
16 is legal in Michigan, as long as you aren’t their high school teacher or something. So they can both come take turns sitting on my lap.
#22 | Comment by Michigan — March 17, 2004 @ 3:59 am
Megan Fox: http://www.megansafox.com
🙂
#23 | Comment by RedMosquito — March 17, 2004 @ 4:21 pm
lwt me remind you all how hot lindsay lohan is and how much she doesnt look 17. im just saying the olsens look young while she is just as hot as any college girl
#24 | Comment by tojo — April 23, 2004 @ 9:44 pm
I HATE MISHCA BARTON SHE STOLE MY MAN
#25 | Comment by ihateher — June 27, 2004 @ 3:47 pm
Margo Harshman is that cutie who played as Tawny Dean on “Even Stevens.” But if you want to start another countdown, try Bredna Song.
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/hh/0814259/HH/0814259/iid_933015.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Song,%20Brenda
#26 | Comment by Temporarily Anonymous — January 29, 2006 @ 12:05 pm