Hey guys. Check out what i found. I’m not sure if anybody’s seen this yet (probably not) but i found pictures of Lindsay Lohan’s nipple peeking out of her top! Hehehehe. Oh and i also found these pics too. You can ALMOST see her nipples in those ones. But not quite!
Also, omg guess what, HER DAD GOT ARRESTED!!!! That Lohan family. Such sillies.
Ooh ooh, check this out guys. It’s a top ten list of the best nipple slips! Guess who’s number one?? I’m SHOCKED that they made this cartoon SO FAST because those nipple slip pics i just posted up there just came out!
You know what i think? Lindsay Lohan’s boobs CANNOT be real. It’s impossible! I mean, EVERYBODY knows that if a girl suddenly has big boobs, she MUST have gotten plastic surgery. Also, i found this page that TOTALLY proves it! You can see the scar tissue under her boobs!! And i’m definitely sure that those pics are real because i’m an expert in digital photography manipulation and i see absolutely NO signs of photoshoppery.
Speaking of tits, has anybody seen this picture of Michelle Traatctenebreg? You can TOTALLY see her breasts! Hahaha. What was she thinking?? I think it’s from the unrated DVD thats coming out. I can’t wait for it to hit stores!
Anyhow, back to Lindsay Lohan. Guess what? I found a new NEVER BEFORE SEEN angle of her nipple slip! It’s right here. I think this is a fubar exclusive scoop.
Also, look at this picture of her. She’s hideous! Man, she’s really fucking ugly! But i’d still hit it.
Oh and i don’t know if it’s been posted before but have you see this???? It’s Avril during her highschool years! Hahahaha. What a poser! But i’d still hit it.
Lastly, i heard that Lindsay Lohan’s phone number got leaked onto the internet. Is this true??? Can somebody please e-mail me the number please. Thanks.
hey guys, have you heard? lindsay lohans father got arrested!!!
http://entertainment.msn.com/celebs/article.aspx?news=160153
#1 | Comment by Justin — June 9, 2004 @ 6:58 pm
listennn… that pic is a fake, michelle said in a interview that she didnt show any nudity because it was un nessesary. here is proof.
The Real Picture
#2 | Comment by MichellTrachtenbergStalker — June 9, 2004 @ 7:03 pm
if the people you are making fun of didn’t get it the first time. i doubt they will this time.
#3 | Comment by elcapitanintendo — June 9, 2004 @ 7:04 pm
justin-
okie i must of missed something within the past 2 days, . . . did you have an onslaught of newbies to the sight or are you trying to be sarcastically funny?
#4 | Comment by nousentre — June 9, 2004 @ 7:05 pm
I think justin has a major case of deja vu… all this stuff he has posted be fore… FIND SOMETHING NEW U OLD HAG
#5 | Comment by Michelltrachtenbergstalker — June 9, 2004 @ 7:05 pm
et tu justin?
#6 | Comment by ak — June 9, 2004 @ 7:05 pm
wow u people are dumbasses…especially the trachtenbergstalker guy…what i wannaknow is where are the Lohan Pussycat Dolls pics? Jus heard about her doing those shows today!
#7 | Comment by heineken — June 9, 2004 @ 7:06 pm
Bah, I’m sick of that puffy little nipple… Mmm, nevermind.
#8 | Comment by H.E. — June 9, 2004 @ 7:08 pm
who cares about the pussycat dolls pics! have you seen this? it’s a top ten list of the best nipple slips! not sure if it’s been posted here yet but here is it anyway. enjoy!
http://poststuff.entensity.net/060404/flash.php?flash=top10.swf
#9 | Comment by Justin — June 9, 2004 @ 7:09 pm
I don’t think we needed another one of these so soon, but it was funny none-the-less.
#10 | Comment by DarckkorioN — June 9, 2004 @ 7:10 pm
So… Much… Sarcasm…
Arg overload >.<
#11 | Comment by Pulse — June 9, 2004 @ 7:11 pm
Cool, more sarcasm……..or hes gone insane ;(
#12 | Comment by mab — June 9, 2004 @ 7:11 pm
Does anyone have any suggestions about what I should get my 2 friends for their 18th B-day? They are twin girls and worth about 100 billion dollars each. Do you think lingerie is too tacky?
#13 | Comment by fungi — June 9, 2004 @ 7:13 pm
LMAO brilliance 🙂
#14 | Comment by Alias — June 9, 2004 @ 7:13 pm
I have a theory as to Justin’s motives for the continued lohan postings.
On the surface it looks like sarcasm directed to all the newbies coming to the site.
But maybe our benevolent leader(aka Justin) is deeper than that. Could it possibly be to attract even more bandwidth from the "google searching riders of lohan" in order to bring the site down until next month. The reason being to chase off those who aren’t hardcore pervs/intellectuals.
Perhaps Justin can shed some light on this conspiracy theory? until then….
Riders of Lohan Away!!!
#15 | Comment by ak — June 9, 2004 @ 7:15 pm
Rarely do sequels ever capture the magic of the original.
#16 | Comment by phaugh — June 9, 2004 @ 7:15 pm
Almost forgot. It’s about that time!
http://www.chasebrown.com/olson.htm
#17 | Comment by ak — June 9, 2004 @ 7:17 pm
There are pictures of Lindsay Lohan’s nipple? When did this happen? Does anyone know where I can find the pictures? If so, link them here!
:þ
People are stupid.
#18 | Comment by JustSumDude — June 9, 2004 @ 7:19 pm
Justin are you insane?
#19 | Comment by Charlie — June 9, 2004 @ 7:19 pm
It was funnier the first time round….
#20 | Comment by UncleMao — June 9, 2004 @ 7:20 pm
justin is a liar and a fake.
that picture of michelle trachtenberg is not real.
#21 | Comment by brent — June 9, 2004 @ 7:20 pm
blah this site is turning gay
#22 | Comment by Me — June 9, 2004 @ 7:25 pm
NO SHIT its a fake its called sarcasm u stupid motherfuckers. oh and the olsens are too thin and losing their appeal. unless the pose naked.
#23 | Comment by heineken — June 9, 2004 @ 7:25 pm
you have the dumbest fucking site fans ever.
#24 | Comment by scentless — June 9, 2004 @ 7:27 pm
And in 3 days they’ll be too old! :O
#25 | Comment by Pulse — June 9, 2004 @ 7:33 pm
out with the old, in with the new… the site is becoming a broken record
#26 | Comment by ok — June 9, 2004 @ 7:42 pm
i can understand why he did it again…just check out the comments for the post right below this one….*sigh*
#27 | Comment by Booyah — June 9, 2004 @ 7:43 pm
Now you’re wasting your own bandwidth. Just ban the little fuckers and this type of post won’t be needed anymore. I’ve been lurking for over a year and only recently started speaking out. And its mainly because the focus has shifted to whining about stupid shit instead of posting babes and movies.
#28 | Comment by deedas — June 9, 2004 @ 7:46 pm
Hey, have you guys heard? There’s this awesome site that has a ton of guys talking about how they want to do teenage stars.
#29 | Comment by Baal — June 9, 2004 @ 7:49 pm
I agree with deedas, more babes and movies! I hear you can see a nice upskirt shot in the scary movie 3 dvd (at the point when she hits her hea don the mike). But that movie was so bad the first time I’m afraid to watch it again. Or is that chick too old? ;).
#30 | Comment by maskdmirag — June 9, 2004 @ 7:51 pm
I’m going to fuck you in the butt!
#31 | Comment by pangwinking — June 9, 2004 @ 7:53 pm
And I hate to double psot but..
I heard on the radio this morning there will be an ebay auction for a dinner with Avril Lavigne to raise money for prostate cancer.
I say we start a donation to win the auction for Justin. Then he can tell us about the brazilian wax first hand. Unlike Fred Durst
#32 | Comment by maskdmirag — June 9, 2004 @ 7:57 pm
I thought the post was hillarious – that or he really has gone insane – either way it’s funny to watch.
#33 | Comment by Purge — June 9, 2004 @ 8:01 pm
Well if ya cant post about Lindsay Lohan, you might as well post about LL’s momma…
http://webusers.warwick.net/~u1021851/51.jpg
http://webusers.warwick.net/~u1021851/101.jpg
http://webusers.warwick.net/~u1021851/08.jpg
#34 | Comment by MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE — June 9, 2004 @ 8:04 pm
btw…her tits are fake because heres a pic of her a few months ago at the freaky friday premiere. as you can see she’s lacking in the tit department. you dont grow em that fast, I dont care who you are, unless a surgeon "assists" that growth.
#35 | Comment by MEEEEEEEEE — June 9, 2004 @ 8:09 pm
http://webusers.warwick.net/~u1021851/99.jpg
#36 | Comment by MEEEEEEEE — June 9, 2004 @ 8:10 pm
ya this repost shit is definitely not funny at alll………… fuck u justin, go fuck ur dad
#37 | Comment by willy — June 9, 2004 @ 8:21 pm
*shakes head* you know there are some people who prolly still dont get the joke. its sad really, i thought it was funny anyway. keep it up justin!
#38 | Comment by idiot — June 9, 2004 @ 8:39 pm
*shakes head* you know there are some people who prolly still dont get the joke. its sad really, i thought it was funny anyway. keep it up justin!
#39 | Comment by idiot — June 9, 2004 @ 8:39 pm
*shakes head* you know there are some people who prolly still dont get the joke. its sad really, i thought it was funny anyway. keep it up justin!
#40 | Comment by idiot — June 9, 2004 @ 8:39 pm
*shakes head* you know there are some people who prolly still dont get the joke. its sad really, i thought it was funny anyway. keep it up justin!
#41 | Comment by idiot — June 9, 2004 @ 8:39 pm
ooo a quadriple (sp?) post, im sure i’ll catch hell for that sorry guys..wait im not sorry..fuck yuo all! yeah thats it! 🙂
#42 | Comment by idiot — June 9, 2004 @ 8:41 pm
LL’s mom looks like Jay Leno! Damn LL’s gonna be ugly when she gets older. 🙁
#43 | Comment by vcuplanet.com — June 9, 2004 @ 8:41 pm
in the darkness where the angels cry
"give us water, give us back our eyes
our beds this concrete floor
and it’s all we have left to live for
a day we’ll never face we’re only
second handed sick and lonely
fighting back the tears
and every urge to van gogh both our ears
….that said WE’VE HAD ENOUGH!!!" -Alkaline Trio
OK, so the song’s about the radio and the bullshit on it, but I couldn’t help but apply it to this site. It’s sad how braindead and in dire need of a shitkicking so many people are……
#44 | Comment by Clayboy — June 9, 2004 @ 8:50 pm
Yes…… We need a sarcasm machine over here but it will SURELY overLOAD. This one is more saner than the last one. Ya need to smoke more weed Justin, it makes the world go round, slowly.
"Wassa matta, you no like lamb and tuna fish!"
Id
#45 | Comment by qchad — June 9, 2004 @ 8:53 pm
I smell a new FUBAR hiatus.. i estimate 3 months of downtime
#46 | Comment by Jihader — June 9, 2004 @ 8:57 pm
@ idiot
[sarcasm]You might want to hit "Post Comment" 1 more time. I don’t think it got posted yet.[/sarcasm]
#47 | Comment by vcuplanet.com — June 9, 2004 @ 9:01 pm
I have to thing some people are doing it on purpose now. I just can’t believe somebody would say "that michelle trachtenberg pic is fake justin u idiot" at this point.
#48 | Comment by matt — June 9, 2004 @ 9:06 pm
for vcuplanet.com:
yeah, thanks alot, maybe i’ll hit it a few more times next post. asshole.
#49 | Comment by idiot — June 9, 2004 @ 9:09 pm
HAEY U GUYS I SMOEK TEH POTZORZ~!!!!!1 AIN’T THAT JUST LEIK A FLOWARRR CRAZY?!
#50 | Comment by Andrew W.K. — June 9, 2004 @ 9:33 pm
that hermione site is fucking rank.
#51 | Comment by uhhhhhh — June 11, 2004 @ 8:24 am
[quote]EVERYBODY knows that if a girl suddenly has big boobs, she MUST have gotten plastic surgery.[/quote]
Wrong. Justin incase u didnt know, if a girl goes on ‘The Pill’ cause shes gettin plowed by a 24yr old ‘that 70’s show star’ then a side effect of the pill is her tits grow signicantly.
#52 | Comment by FootLong — June 11, 2004 @ 1:36 pm
"Wrong. Justin incase u didnt know, if a girl goes on ‘The Pill’ cause shes gettin plowed by a 24yr old ‘that 70’s show star’ then a side effect of the pill is her tits grow signicantly."
Posted by FootLong – 1:36pm June 11, 2004
Oh, I thought the pill was supposed to suppress a woman’s Estrogen levels to reduce her egg making abilities or whatever things happen in those areas, ovum and whatnot… My mistake.
#53 | Comment by qchad — June 11, 2004 @ 1:41 pm
im with FootLong on this whole lohan boob job thing. the picture that meeeeeeee posted of lohan at the freaky friday premiere, she’s wearing a bra, naturally that’s going to push them down. all the nip slip photos she’s not wareing a bra.
#54 | Comment by kabob — June 11, 2004 @ 2:04 pm
one more thing about the boob job. the supposed scar tissue under her tit at the Mean Girls premiere, we all know (or at least i think we all know) that she uses tan in can. if you’ve seen the pictures where the crease in her arm pit looks funny, or creases in her hand looks wierd, than don’t you think the crease under her breasts would look the same.
#55 | Comment by kabob — June 11, 2004 @ 2:12 pm
dude, i dont give a fuck what happened to her fuckin dad. All i want is for Lindsay Lohan to pose for playboy, make a sex tape, and come to my house so that i can fuck the living shit out of her!!!
#56 | Comment by horny bastard — July 3, 2004 @ 1:54 am