This day in Amanda Bynes history

– Mar 2 1993 –

Amanda refuses to use any words with the letter “J” in them. Ignores her friends Jason and Janet to avoid explanation.

Oh Amanda. Why aren’t you in more movies. Actually that probably wouldn’t make a difference because even though i have Big Fat Liar and What A Girl Wants on DVD, i still haven’t actually seen them yet. But i still love you. Despite not having seen any of your work. With the lone exception of that one episode of What I Like About You that i downloaded a coupla weeks ago. I’d try watching your show on TV every week but isn’t it on the WB? Only girls watch the WB.

I see you have a new movie that’s currently in post production right now. There used to be a trailer for it online but apparently it’s been taken down. Regardless, it’ll probably be the first movie of yours i’ll actually make an effort to watch. Because it’s a beach movie. And beach movies mean bikinis. And that means Amanda Bynes in a bikini. Mmmm. Hopefully it’s fat Amanda in a bikini and not skinny Amanda. But either way, i still love you. I think i have a thing for chicks with puffy faces.

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  • 8 thoughts on “This day in Amanda Bynes history

    1. pore-tastic! Thanks Justin.

      #1 | Comment by Dex — March 2, 2005 @ 1:17 am

    2. mmm… pores….

      #2 | Comment by PacManJesus — March 2, 2005 @ 1:22 am

    3. She’s cute. Cute girls>hot girls…I don’t know why.

      #3 | Comment by Titleist — March 2, 2005 @ 1:24 am

    4. I’d still rather do her TV sister Jennie Garth.

      #4 | Comment by nerima — March 2, 2005 @ 2:18 am

    5. I have never seen any of her movies, because they are made for little girls, homofagays and Asian quitters named Justin.

      :O

      #5 | Comment by JustSumDude — March 2, 2005 @ 4:47 am

    6. My sister watches that show, so I watch it sometimes. Last one I saw had Dylan on it…it was hot like lava.

      #6 | Comment by Bubba — March 2, 2005 @ 7:48 am

    7. damn it! i watch WB because of gilmore girls and what i like about you 🙁
      how gay is that?

      #7 | Comment by vhw — March 2, 2005 @ 12:51 pm

    8. I just don’t see it.

      Especially when you take it Hi-Res. To me, she somewhat less attractive than a dead cambodian crack whore.

      But that’s just my opinion…

      Beauty is, of course, in the eye of the beholder.

      #8 | Comment by embus — March 2, 2005 @ 6:48 pm

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