I loves me some Hayden

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I’m thinking about replacing the header of the site with a new pic. But it’s hard to find a picture that’s good enough to take it’s place. I mean, come on, that pic up there, that’s like the bestest pic in teh universe! It’s masturbatory heaven! Plus it has Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff! IN THE SAME ROOM! I wonder what that shoot must’ve been like.

There was this other pic that i wanted to use as a replacement, but i couldn’t get it to work out. Mostly because of all the text on it. I’d have to be like a photoshop master to be able to get rid of it all and make it look like it was untouched.

The other pic vs. the current layout pic.

Oh well. I’ll probably just stick to using this one for a while longer. Besides, i won’t be able to make anymore pedo jokes if i have a bunch of oldies adorning the site.

Speaking of oldies, what about that Susan Sarandon eh? What a hottie. Maybe i should have Susan Sarandon up there. That’d be hot. I wish i was Tim Robbins.

42 thoughts on “I loves me some Hayden”

  1. fisrt!

    #1 | Comment by DMB — March 6, 2005 @ 11:10 am

  2. Why the hell post only the word “First”? And spell it wrong to boot.
    Does that mean you are the first on the list of the most gay people on the internet?
    No offence or anything, but that is just dumb.

    “Sorry, I felt like riding someones ass this morning”

    #2 | Comment by RegisteredPedophile — March 6, 2005 @ 11:19 am

  3. Tell ’em, Steve-Dave!

    #3 | Comment by Justin — March 6, 2005 @ 11:21 am

  4. There was actually another line after it… didn’t get posted. it said “

    #4 | Comment by DMB — March 6, 2005 @ 11:23 am

  5. stupid not working wordpress

    #5 | Comment by DMB — March 6, 2005 @ 11:27 am

  6. you lose at typing regular comments

    #6 | Comment by Justin — March 6, 2005 @ 11:30 am

  7. you will never be able to top the header you have now. don’t even try it.

    #7 | Comment by ryan — March 6, 2005 @ 1:31 pm

  8. because it is the bestest pic in teh universe!

    #8 | Comment by Justin — March 6, 2005 @ 2:02 pm

  9. Me amo Hayden, tambien.

    #9 | Comment by subtleconfused — March 6, 2005 @ 3:16 pm

  10. DMB- stop gaying up this site.

    #10 | Comment by Smash — March 6, 2005 @ 5:24 pm

  11. “I’d have to be like a photoshop master to be able to get rid of it all and make it look like it was untouched. ”

    Is that a challenge? If no one else wants to do it, I will take a crack at it.

    #11 | Comment by bob — March 6, 2005 @ 7:12 pm

  12. you should use this pic as the new header. not that I’m into 15 year old girls…but goddamn.

    #12 | Comment by kromekoran — March 6, 2005 @ 7:21 pm

  13. hmm, my link didn’t work, I was talking about this one

    #13 | Comment by kromekoran — March 6, 2005 @ 7:22 pm

  14. I think you should stick with the current pic, but that’s just because I love me some Amanda Bynes (old Amanda, not new super skinny Amanda). However, I still think you should look for a picture of Hayden to keep the pedo joke running. Maybe you could use one from the episode of Law and Order SVU she was in.

    #14 | Comment by Elder Young — March 6, 2005 @ 8:49 pm

  15. I was dicking with photochopping that pic for you, but I’ve ran into a problem with the upper left corner. Lots of text and not enough background to reproduce in some spots. This might take a couple of extra days, but I might be able to get it for you.

    #15 | Comment by mancide — March 6, 2005 @ 8:50 pm

  16. Current pic > new pic.
    Hayden > Lindsay nowadays.
    Pwned.

    #16 | Comment by eyeslastglance — March 6, 2005 @ 10:01 pm

  17. that new pic is mad hot. makes me feel like we are all grown up.

    #17 | Comment by lizzi — March 6, 2005 @ 10:21 pm

  18. You know, I wonder if Hayden has Dutch roots.

    #18 | Comment by subtleconfused — March 6, 2005 @ 11:42 pm

  19. what the…
    i thought jennifer aniston was kelly clarkson in that VF pic 😮

    #19 | Comment by zecchino — March 7, 2005 @ 2:28 am

  20. I can Photoshop the new photo to make it the same sise as the old one. Then I can remove the letters, and make it the same color as the old one. It’s not like I have anything better to do.

    “I am a computer nerd, and proud.”

    #20 | Comment by RegisteredPedophile — March 7, 2005 @ 3:17 am

  21. Bring back Peter Andre

    #21 | Comment by Dex — March 7, 2005 @ 3:27 am

  22. i prefer the new pic (they look incredibly hot!!) but it doesn’t go with your pedophilia theme.

    #22 | Comment by sarah — March 7, 2005 @ 3:33 am

  23. oh and susan sarandon is NOT hot.

    #23 | Comment by sarah — March 7, 2005 @ 3:33 am

  24. I was just starting to work on it, and that picture is not going to work..well that is. There are people all over the map. That would be a massive banner. In the old pic there head were all about the same heigth, and they were all in a row.

    #24 | Comment by RegisteredPedophile — March 7, 2005 @ 3:50 am

  25. Susan Sarandon is a hot dude.

    #25 | Comment by Bubba — March 7, 2005 @ 5:30 am

  26. ps:
    wow
    jennifer connelly!!!

    #26 | Comment by zecchino — March 7, 2005 @ 8:03 am

  27. Bubba is an ugly woman.

    #27 | Comment by Dex — March 7, 2005 @ 9:15 am

  28. I made a quick one last night and e-mailed it to Justin. It is kinda sloppy above Gwyneth’s head

    #28 | Comment by bob — March 7, 2005 @ 10:59 am

  29. I bet Kirsten Dunst looks at that cover and thinks, “Thanks a lot for choosing the shot where my ass is oozing down over the edge of the chair.”

    Kiki does not look good there.

    #29 | Comment by nerima — March 7, 2005 @ 1:37 pm

  30. indeed, she looks like a fucking pug. never understood what people saw in her, well, other than her seemingly nice tits in Spider-Man.

    #30 | Comment by kromekoran — March 8, 2005 @ 2:18 am

  31. I gave the new header pic a try:
    http://img126.exs.cx/img126/4209/vfcoverfubar3sc.jpg
    It’s a bit tall, because I wanted to get them all in the pic. But feel free to use it if you like, Justin.

    #31 | Comment by devnull — March 8, 2005 @ 10:38 am

  32. Trimmed the pic down a bit. Result:
    http://img238.exs.cx/img238/892/vfcoverfubar22uw.jpg

    #32 | Comment by devnull — March 8, 2005 @ 11:06 am

  33. Wow…dev has always rocked at teh photoshop.

    Oh, and Susan Sarandon is still old and ugly.

    And Michelle Trachtenberg owns your soul. 🙂

    #33 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 8, 2005 @ 12:28 pm

  34. I want to nail Michelle Trachtenberg while Buffy watches me plank her little sister.

    #34 | Comment by nerima — March 8, 2005 @ 1:57 pm

  35. Hmm…changing the pic would mean we can now feel less dirty – fantasizing about “older women” instead of jail bait. Not sure which I like more:-)

    #35 | Comment by Steve Hall — March 8, 2005 @ 2:00 pm

  36. Thanks Angel!
    I figured I might give it a little more work tomorrow and make it even tighter. 😉

    #36 | Comment by devnull — March 8, 2005 @ 6:22 pm

  37. Hott

    #37 | Comment by The Guest — March 8, 2005 @ 6:43 pm

  38. Here’s the latest version of the Vanity Fair cover pic:
    http://img163.exs.cx/img163/4345/vfcoverfubar39iy.jpg

    #38 | Comment by devnull — March 9, 2005 @ 5:19 am

  39. wow devnull, just fucking wow. You’re really good at editing

    #39 | Comment by vhw — March 9, 2005 @ 1:35 pm

  40. Devnull, assuming you’re using photoshop, try switching to a flat colour background and change your girls overlay layer to multiply and it should eliminate most of the hard pasted edges.

    Otherwise, very well done!

    #40 | Comment by Brass — March 9, 2005 @ 9:25 pm

  41. Something like this, Brass?
    http://img235.exs.cx/img235/183/vfcoverfubar41st.jpg

    Thanks!

    #41 | Comment by devnull — March 10, 2005 @ 3:53 am

  42. Did some more tweaking:
    http://img223.exs.cx/img223/2611/vfcoverfubar52xb.jpg

    Oh, well. That’ll have to do I think.

    #42 | Comment by devnull — March 10, 2005 @ 4:39 am

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