My new ‘J.Lo’ name for Scarlett Johansson. Will it catch on? Probably not.
I got some less than perfect scans of Scarlett from the March issue of L’Officiel. Some French magazine. It’s not a bad spread. I like this pic. If only for the hint of the fleshy mounds of joy that lie just beyond the bottom frame of the picture.
Mmmm. Milky.
might as well…besides being hot
first post
#1 | Comment by marsgwar — March 12, 2005 @ 12:20 am
“Scar Jo” is too derogatory. You would think she has some physical disformality.
#2 | Comment by subtleconfused — March 12, 2005 @ 12:51 am
I think people are scared of posting just the word “First” After I chewed DMB’s ass for it.
And sure, I will use it.
#3 | Comment by Registeredpedophile — March 12, 2005 @ 1:06 am
If your loan shark wants to send you a message, he sends Scar Jo. Scar Jo will FUCK YOU UP.
#4 | Comment by nerima — March 12, 2005 @ 3:48 am
I think that was supposed to be funny, what Nerima said just then.
It wasn’t. Oh well.
P.S. Scarlett Johansson is unreasonably beautiful. She must be from some other planet or something. It’s true.
#5 | Comment by JustSumDude — March 12, 2005 @ 6:24 am
I met someone once with the approximate look and shape of Ms. Johansson.
Except she’s older, so Ms. Johansson looks like her, really.
Either way, she’s hard to ignore.
#6 | Comment by Seriously — March 12, 2005 @ 11:37 am
Susan is from another planet too.
I caught on.
#7 | Comment by Seriously — March 12, 2005 @ 11:37 am
i always thought she came off as being dumb in most interviews. then again, she’s hot. so, you have that argument.
#8 | Comment by lost in wc — March 14, 2005 @ 12:28 am
I rode the ride that is Teh Scarlett…
It’s NOT true.
…
I only got hand.
#9 | Comment by rick — March 14, 2005 @ 8:21 am
yummylicous
#10 | Comment by mancide — March 15, 2005 @ 3:48 pm
It’s the whole package. Everything about this woman exudes sex.
I actually want to hump her raspy voice.
#11 | Comment by embus — March 15, 2005 @ 4:11 pm
i wish voices were fuckable. if they were, i’d hump jennifer tilly’s and joey lauren adams’ voices.
#12 | Comment by Justin — March 15, 2005 @ 6:22 pm
Actually, her voice doesn’t want to hump you, embitch…
to bad yep to bad
#13 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 20, 2005 @ 8:23 pm