I’ve got mail!

And a fairly amusing e-mail to boot. Not sure if he got my address off of fubar or the Pepsi Girl blog (probably the latter) but here it is, unedited:

From: xxxxxxxxxxxx@yahoo.com
To: psykotik@gmail.com
Date: Wed, 16 Mar 2005 21:20:33 -0800 (PST)
Subject: ..heard u on kROQ…

..yo wAt up DUde..just checed out yur site and thought id Hit ya up and give ya props for being on the radio…dude u were on freakin KROQ…like thats huge man..i mean i listen to that show like everyday and KEVIN< BEAN>RALPH>MONEY>LIGHTING>>ALL the morNIng show are like freakin gods to me man…i would of given anything to be oN da show…its the coolest show..i dont know if ya could ever listen to it cuz i know u dont live in cali..but if u ever can listen..its worth it!! but ya ..i mean u sounded all nervous and shit..lol..dont triP..i would of i think anyone ,would have..its radio and live..and u dont know what to xpect or what they’d say to u…..but on the topic of  PEPSi gurl>manDY!!!!!…….damn shes way uber,uber hot!! and hearing her on the radio…….OH ME OH MY!…she sounds even hotter ..if thats possible…she has the cutest voice and laugh!….im in love…i cant wait till i see her in MAXIM!! i goin to put her pics all over my wall…..i wish she get some luck ..like in doin a tv show or movie..so that way i .”WE” all ,can see her more often….

……….its funny how u made up a page dedicated to her…i mean when i first saw the commercial i was too like…”dAMN! that chic is awesomely hot!!..then she did the lil “dance” -“twirl”….ahhh..sweeeet…cant do any better….she has a awesome body from what can be seen in the commercial…!………ah well anyways she HOT..and yur kool..maybe you’ll get 2 meet her one day or sumting..cuz of yur site and all……but well if ya do…well LUCKY U….yur site is koo….but ya….cant wait till her site goes up…..is their a way to email her..like a fan email site..just to comment to her….well ya id want to say hi and tell her hot awesome she is….anyways…laterz bRo..im another cyber “stalker” juz KevIn BEan called u…but not so committed………….lol…anyways..peace out……….this be LoLoe.>L.A…californIA…..

Haha. Anyway, AdRants did a nice little write up about the Mandy interview. I have to thank AdRants for initially helping get the word out about the Pepsi Girl blog. If they hadn’t had linked to it in the first place, the blog probably wouldn’t have gotten all the media attention that it’s had since its inception.

And yes, if you’re wondering, AdRants was in on the whole joke from the very beginning (you know, that it wasn’t really a real stalkerblog). Oh and for the sake of those of you who are too lazy to search for that link to the post where i reveal all the ‘secrets’ of the Pepsi Girl blog, here it is.

Keep in mind that it was written for noobs. Not fubar regulars. It’s interesting, maybe a little boring but definitely not as funny as the thought of the Pepsi Girl being some stalker’s blog. Plus it’s too long a story to tell on radio. Hence my decision to just play along with the funnier stalker crap. Not like i had much of a choice anyway! They already built up that angle before i even got on air! Haha.

Oh and by the way, i think the magnitude has finally sunk in. A snippet from a different e-mail:

The show is pretty dang huge – has been for quite some time, and definitely isn’t some crappy mom and pop show.  Those guys are morning drive at KROQ in one of the biggest markets – LA — and even though their site sucks major ass, that station is huge.

Carson Daily, Jimmy Kimmel, Adam Corolla all started at that station, and I’m pretty sure that Carson and Jimmy started with Kevin and Bean, and Adam was doing lovelines late at night.

So it’s definitely a coup you landed! 🙂

40 thoughts on “I’ve got mail!

  1. Glad to hear you are going to whack off all over your extra copy of Maxim. STALKER! You did good though. I hate Kroq…never won those tix, bastards.

    #1 | Comment by Titleist — March 17, 2005 @ 1:32 am

  2. KROQ is definitely up there in the LA market I believe Kevin and Bean passed up Howard Stern in LA. Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Corrola both used to be on the morning show before sliding into the Man show and for Jimmy on to bigger and better things. Corrola does loveline and Crankyankers. As for the interview with Mandy I didn’t tune in to actually here her but with her personality and her looks damn shes going to go places.

    #2 | Comment by xbox4dd — March 17, 2005 @ 1:54 am

  3. go justin, it’s your birthday!
    go justin, it’s your birthday!


    #3 | Comment by radish01001 — March 17, 2005 @ 2:31 am

  4. Haha, I used to listen to Keven & Bean all the time. I still listen whenever I’m up, but not as much as before. I e-mailed Ralph before about something about whores and homeless people. Then he replied back calling me an idiot or something. It hurt…but the truth always does. :'(

    #4 | Comment by Bubba — March 17, 2005 @ 2:35 am

  5. The lisp will limit her career, but man, is it ever adorable.

    #5 | Comment by eggre — March 17, 2005 @ 3:43 am

  6. Justin = the bravest and most famousest cowardly nobody that I know but don’t really know!

    #6 | Comment by JustSumDude — March 17, 2005 @ 5:30 am

  7. I ouwld have read that Email, but it is written in nettard.

    Keep up doing whatever you are doing.

    #7 | Comment by shirizaki — March 17, 2005 @ 7:10 am

  8. Great job, Justin! Even if you sounded a bit nervous.. 😉

    I’m gonna get me one for framing and one for you know…. ha, ha!

    #8 | Comment by devnull — March 17, 2005 @ 8:20 am

  9. You’re my hero.

    #9 | Comment by Seriously — March 17, 2005 @ 9:25 am

  10. New most-quoted Justinism:

    “One to… you know”

    Good job all ’round Justin… but now you’ve set yourself a lofty level to one-up 😉

    Always lookin’ forward to what you’re gonna come up with next!!


    #10 | Comment by rick — March 17, 2005 @ 10:12 am

  11. Justin, you’re my hero.

    #11 | Comment by Wonderyak — March 17, 2005 @ 10:38 am

  12. Now we only need you to admit to the world that your continued pontifications about “Titanic” being the ‘best film ever’….. is a big joke as well. Even the fubar regs fell for that one!

    #12 | Comment by Father Ted — March 17, 2005 @ 11:48 am

  13. ………and a Happy St. Patricks Day to you all!

    #13 | Comment by Father Ted — March 17, 2005 @ 11:53 am

  14. Justin, will you sign my Maxim?

    Hold on a second… the pages are all stuck together from… er… reading!

    #14 | Comment by Steampunk — March 17, 2005 @ 12:55 pm

  15. reading…

    is that what the kids are calling it these days??

    #15 | Comment by mer — March 17, 2005 @ 2:08 pm

  16. So exciting.

    I enjoy livining through your experiences, Justin.

    #16 | Comment by embus — March 17, 2005 @ 2:45 pm

  17. Quick fact:

    KROQ has a 4.3% total market share of the estimated 15,218,200 people in LA County.

    That’s and average 654,382 listeners at any given time.

    You were on at drive time, during their most popular show. I would double those numbers and say it’s a safe bet.

    #17 | Comment by embus — March 17, 2005 @ 3:10 pm

  18. Embus-

    So you are saying that at least 650,000 but as many as 1.2 million people now know that Justin is a creepy stalker who will buy a second Maxim magazine too….umm…look thru?

    #18 | Comment by Smash — March 17, 2005 @ 3:49 pm

  19. i like to read. everyday.

    #19 | Comment by Justin — March 17, 2005 @ 3:53 pm

  20. I’d just like to echo these sentiments:


    So true. So. True.

    #20 | Comment by Observant — March 17, 2005 @ 4:39 pm

  21. i read twice a day ^_^

    #21 | Comment by vhw — March 17, 2005 @ 4:40 pm

  22. Excuse me I’ve got some …reading to do…

    #22 | Comment by devnull — March 17, 2005 @ 4:44 pm

  23. reading too much will make you go blind

    #23 | Comment by Justin — March 17, 2005 @ 4:45 pm

  24. I wonder if Carson, Jimmy and Adam were all seen as stalkers too.

    Oh well.

    #24 | Comment by eyeslastglance — March 17, 2005 @ 4:58 pm

  25. I read once every night and sometimes twice. But my personal record of reading is 6 times. :O

    #25 | Comment by J-Mah — March 17, 2005 @ 5:21 pm

  26. That’s a lot of reading!

    #26 | Comment by Observant — March 17, 2005 @ 5:22 pm

  27. i’m a speed reader

    #27 | Comment by Justin — March 17, 2005 @ 5:27 pm

  28. I like reading to five year-old boys when they go to bed.

    #28 | Comment by SFMagic — March 17, 2005 @ 5:28 pm

  29. I heard that Micheal Jackson read to 5 year old boys too.

    #29 | Comment by J-Mah — March 17, 2005 @ 5:35 pm

  30. After his court case I’m organising a parrish for him.

    #30 | Comment by Father Ted — March 17, 2005 @ 7:11 pm

  31. i read with my left hand

    #31 | Comment by grip — March 17, 2005 @ 7:12 pm

  32. left hand? now that’s talent

    #32 | Comment by vhw — March 17, 2005 @ 8:28 pm

  33. Once, I had some one read to me so I didn’t have to do any work. It was amazing.

    #33 | Comment by Observant — March 17, 2005 @ 8:35 pm

  34. I’m a lip reader.

    #34 | Comment by michler — March 17, 2005 @ 10:20 pm

  35. yeah coz reading too much made me blind

    #35 | Comment by grip — March 18, 2005 @ 1:32 am

  36. All you filthy readers!

    #36 | Comment by Titleist — March 18, 2005 @ 2:07 am

  37. Observant-

    Stop gaying up this place. Haven’t you seen the myriad of comments from Justin that he doesn’t want to perpetuate ad naseum the same over and over and over gay/dumb humor?

    #37 | Comment by Smash — March 18, 2005 @ 8:37 am

  38. Smash-

    I guess I was indeed gaying up the place by taking part in a joke along with 8 other people, Justin included. I couldn’t care less what you have to say about my posts. Go whine somewhere else, gramps.

    #38 | Comment by Observant — March 18, 2005 @ 9:53 pm

  39. You should go away and never, ever, come back.

    #39 | Comment by Bligityblah — March 18, 2005 @ 10:08 pm

  40. Yeah, Smash!

    #40 | Comment by Observant — March 18, 2005 @ 11:20 pm

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