The Angelic Carla Gugino

Mmm Carla. Loved her ever since i first saw her in the Academy Award winning Pauly Shore masterpiece, Son in Law. Her boobies have gotten bigger too.

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Of particular note is the partial list of women that Razor declares brings us to our knees.

I’ll put a penis next to the ones that would literally bring me down to my knees.

  • Angelina Jolie
  • Scarlett Johansson 8==D
  • Halle Berry
  • Jessica Simpson
  • Eva Mendes
  • Gwen Stefani
  • Monica Bellucci 8==D
  • Salma Hayek
  • Kiera Knightley
  • Evangeline Lilly
  • Jessica Alba
  • Alyssa Milano
  • Jennifer Garner
  • Estella Warren
  • Vanessa Marcil
  • Not too many but that’s just the ones that i really like. The others, not so much. Some, not at all (i’m looking at you Jessica Alba). But in truth, i’d probably bone them all.

    What’s Estella Warren doing on there? She is so 2001.

    14 thoughts on “The Angelic Carla Gugino

    1. Jessica Alba 8=============D

      #1 | Comment by Titleist — May 27, 2005 @ 10:48 am

    2. Jennifer Garner makes mine want to hide.

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      #2 | Comment by brend0n — May 27, 2005 @ 11:10 am

    3. that didnt work how I wanted it.

      #3 | Comment by brend0n — May 27, 2005 @ 11:11 am

    4. looks like she kicked you in the groin and broke your penis

      #4 | Comment by Justin — May 27, 2005 @ 11:16 am

    5. I know. Its no good. it was supposed to be limp, but if I saw her, she would probably break my penis. I have that way with the ladies.

      #5 | Comment by brend0n — May 27, 2005 @ 11:20 am

    6. Penis.

      #6 | Comment by JustSumDude — May 27, 2005 @ 11:49 am

    7. Lilly and Marcil. HOtT.

      #7 | Comment by rick — May 27, 2005 @ 12:37 pm

    8. know what is funny???? razor mag spelled keira knightley wrong ON THE COVER!!!!!

      #8 | Comment by Jaime — May 27, 2005 @ 3:07 pm

    9. urm, haha?

      #9 | Comment by william — May 27, 2005 @ 8:04 pm

    10. I’d like to meet Monica Bellucci in a deserted underground walkway.

      #10 | Comment by steampunk — May 27, 2005 @ 9:44 pm

    11. then she can mug you?

      #11 | Comment by william — May 28, 2005 @ 12:42 am

    12. Gwen Stefani, rawr

      #12 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — May 28, 2005 @ 2:30 am

    13. William should check out “Irreversible”.

      #13 | Comment by devnull — May 28, 2005 @ 8:58 am

    14. Scarlett is gonna make such a hawt clone in “The Island.”

      If I had a penis she would make it very happy indeed…as would most of the other hotties on that list.

      #14 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 29, 2005 @ 9:53 am

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