Spoilers within?
So when exactly did Padme become Anakin’s complete bitch? Her character was so weak in Episode III. Was that even supposed to be the same hardass bitchface Queen Amidala from Episode I? She totally became a stereotypical dumb girl who doesn’t know better who falls for the greasy haired bad guy. Just like most girls in real life! And why do these girls always put up with these abusive, walk all over you, do whatever i say or i’ll choke the life out of you bad guys? What is it about the wrong kind of guy? You know it’ll just end badly. Dumb.
That said, was everything supposed to take place over the course of 9 months or something? Because it all felt more like 5 days. One day, Padme finds out she’s pregnant, then all of a sudden, out pops Luke and Leia.
I wonder what Padme is like in bed. Being a former Queen and all. Princess Leia, well, she grew up without her father, and that sort of shit can make a chick a cock machine, Princess or not. Amidala, however, i’m willing to bet is a right churchy virgin. No way she’s letting you fuck her mouth and come on her tits.
Mmm. Padme.
I’d choke it.
I’d choke it too…
First.
#1 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 31, 2005 @ 1:18 pm
Girls like bad boys because they stir up all sorts of attraction deep within them… and they don’t spend all their time on messageboards…
Maybe its more of the latter?
#2 | Comment by vanya — May 31, 2005 @ 1:20 pm
I wonder what kind of special powers the force gives you in bed. I suppose you could just force orgasm her.
I think in the case of the time issue, you shouldn’t worry about it. There really isn’t any consistancy in the storyline. Just a few glaring issues are; how did Obi-Wan age 30 years while Luke only aged 18-20, why it took 20 years to build the first Death Star and only 4 to build the second one… etc..
#3 | Comment by wonderyak — May 31, 2005 @ 1:26 pm
George Lucas should not be a director, Empire was the best of all the movies.
#4 | Comment by lswalker — May 31, 2005 @ 1:42 pm
A lot of building is the design engineering phase. Once the Empire had plans for the Death Star, it shouldn’t have taken so long to build another one.
#5 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 31, 2005 @ 1:49 pm
yeah, and a lot of the wait time in new building comes from setting up the supply infrastructure for the specialty components. and what the hell am i talking about?
back to padme. i bet she’d be good in bed. sure, nothing finishing in the mouth, but she’d go down on you just to warm things up.
#6 | Comment by Dolphinsteaks — May 31, 2005 @ 2:54 pm
I was thinking about the same thing. My brother’s a psychiatrist, and he says that Padme’s character is the classic enabler, and Anakin is a textbook wife-beater.
In regards to the timespan of the film, Anakin was away on a prolonged mission prior to the start of Episode III, so he and Padme had been apart for several months before she tells him she’s pregnant. Yet they still don’t seem to have Ultrasound. I guess it really was a long time ago.
#7 | Comment by Egotastic! — May 31, 2005 @ 3:11 pm
It had to be done!
http://www.boblives.net/Padme.wmv
#8 | Comment by RegisteredPedophile — May 31, 2005 @ 4:05 pm
Genius!
#9 | Comment by ninbw — May 31, 2005 @ 4:33 pm
somebody rip the movie, and make a gif of padme being choked, loop that song to it and make a ytmnd page out of it with the words
ANAKIN YOU’RE BREAKING MY HEART!
#10 | Comment by Justin — May 31, 2005 @ 5:45 pm
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
#11 | Comment by Dex — May 31, 2005 @ 5:48 pm
one step ahead of ya! well sorta…
http://chokepadme.ytmnd.com/
I will so delete mine if someone does that…
But I found this one…
http://padme.ytmnd.com/
#12 | Comment by RegisteredPedophile — May 31, 2005 @ 6:18 pm
she had to be a hardass when she was queen so her people would feel safe knowing their queen wasn’t some stupid soft little girl. then when she wasn’t in the the political limelight anymore, she was able to go back to her usual female self, with emotions. on top of all that she was also pregnant which totally fucks with womens’ hormone balance and makes them very emotional.
i think that her character was played out very well considering the key role in ep3 was anakin’s transformation, not so much her giving birth, albeit that was another important role, just not as much.
yeah.
#13 | Comment by Ryan — May 31, 2005 @ 7:33 pm
You’re totally right. That could have been any chick in Episode III; Padme brought nothing to it. All she did was react to stuff the other characters told her was going on. A very weak character.
As for the second Death Star, no one said they began constructing it when Luke blew up the original. That plot hole is nothing compared to Leia remembering her mother.
#14 | Comment by stank — May 31, 2005 @ 10:54 pm
Remember Episode I when Natalie Portman was 18 and Jake Lloyd was like… 5? What, does Anakin have progeria or some shit?
#15 | Comment by Will — June 1, 2005 @ 2:17 am
Perhaps Padme has antigeria or some shit…
#16 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 1, 2005 @ 3:00 am
Actually she was 14 in the 1st movie, and he was 5… so 9 years is bad…
#17 | Comment by RegisteredPedophile — June 1, 2005 @ 3:42 am
http://boblives.net/Padme1.wmv
If you want it, save it… because I don’t want it on my server long!
#18 | Comment by RegisteredPedophile — June 1, 2005 @ 5:50 am
I HATE YOU OBIWAN!!!!
#19 | Comment by thesuit — June 1, 2005 @ 10:06 am
nd another thing… how did she come up with Luke and Leia so fast? Padme, Obi-Wan, Anakin all humans with crazy names. Luke and Leia are so plain Jane.
#20 | Comment by wonderyak — June 1, 2005 @ 11:08 am
Dude, comon.. She is a genius… She goes to harvard you know…
#21 | Comment by RegisteredPedophile — June 1, 2005 @ 1:37 pm
omg…some of y’all really know NOTHING about the fairer sex, do you? okay, two little peeks behind the curtain…
1. we start planning our wedding day while still in the womb
2. we start thinking up baby names as soon as we realize we are capable of having kids
#22 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 2, 2005 @ 1:21 am
Hey
If you’re arguing over the realism of Star Wars…
You know, just think about that, and see what personal insights you come up with.
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#23 | Comment by Seriously — June 2, 2005 @ 1:30 am
Realism and consistancy are two different things. If I was concerned about realism I’d bitch about sound in space and how lasers fly like bullets.
#24 | Comment by wonderyak — June 2, 2005 @ 8:48 am