Wow! It’s June already! And just about a week away from the premiere of Mr. & Mrs. Smith.

June 10th

Which i will be getting on DVD, in like less than a week after its release, of course. But you know what, as awesome as the premise of the movie is, you know that they won’t be going at each other the whole movie. I bet they’ll probably team up to take down a greater evil by the end of the flick (ala Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever aka What A Fucking Piece Of Shit Movie). And besides, the whole teaming up thing; given away in the trailer. What the fuck is that. Boo urns. Nevertheless, it’ll still be pretty damn good movie. The guy who did Swingers and The Bourne Identity is directing. How can it go wrong? This movie will be so money.

Oh and check out the similarities between Mr. & Mrs. Smith and True Lies after the jump.

June 10th

And then we have a new Robert Rodriguez flick! Another one of his kid flicks though (ala Spy Kids). And in 3-D too. Doesn’t look like it’ll be as good as Spy Kids though. No Alexa Vega. No Carla Gugino. In fact, nobody from the usual group of actors that Robert Rodriguez likes to use over and over either. Shocking! But it does have a (hot?) unknown child actor that Angelbaby really likes. Which is scary because she’s only 12 and Angelbaby is a girl. Pedo?

Oh yeah then there’s Batman Begins which comes out in about two and a half weeks.

June 17th

On the same day Hilary ‘i’m officially hotter than Lindsay Lohan now’ Duff’s new movie is coming out.

June 17th

Ya, that’ll kill any chances of it making any money. At least Disney has the sense to release LiLo’s Herbie flick a week later.

June 24th

But even that won’t help much. Besides, with Lindsay looking like shit these days (WHAT A DIFFERENCE A YEAR MAKES), and with Disney actually giving LiLo a CGI BREAST REDUCTION in the movie, nobody’s gonna wanna go see it. They just CGIed out the biggest (NOT ANYMORE!!!) selling point of all Lindsay Lohan movies! Dumb!

Oh and Land of the Dead comes out on the same day too.

June 24th

And finally, June 29th. The movie event of the year. OMGZ! WAR OF THE WORLDS!!!

Ya, everybody and their cat will go see this. My number one reason why this is a must watch? Two words:




  1. What a crap summer for movies….

    #1 | Comment by bligityblah — June 2, 2005 @ 10:55 pm

  2. Justin sez:

    “Ya, everybody and their cat will go see this. My number one reason why this is a must watch? Two words:

    DAKOTA FANNING!!!!!!!!”

    And I’M the pedo? Well, at least I am in good company… ; )

    #2 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 2, 2005 @ 11:47 pm

  3. What about “The Island” it has Scarlett Johansson clone in it.

    #3 | Comment by nxvxn — June 2, 2005 @ 11:50 pm

  4. the island is a july movie!!!!!!!!!!!

    #4 | Comment by Justin — June 2, 2005 @ 11:54 pm

  5. Dumb me July 22

    #5 | Comment by nxvxn — June 3, 2005 @ 12:25 am

  6. So, they Cgi Linsay’s breast out. Shocking!
    Maybe they can Cgi back her hottnes in her next flick, “Anorexia Girls”.
    Guess it’s gonna be a slow summer kids.

    Good thing I bought a PSP for $150.
    Beat that Justin. 😉

    #6 | Comment by Crackpot Live — June 3, 2005 @ 12:38 am

  7. Batman Begins is the only movie.

    I know more than Dakota Fanning, and that makes her stupid! I will not see that movie.

    #7 | Comment by Bubba — June 3, 2005 @ 1:08 am

  8. YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!!! dakota fanning is NOT stupid!!!!!!!!

    #8 | Comment by Justin — June 3, 2005 @ 1:34 am

  9. She’s not hot either.

    #9 | Comment by william — June 3, 2005 @ 1:55 am

  10. Bubba is not smarter than her either.

    #10 | Comment by Dex — June 3, 2005 @ 2:33 am

  11. Dex sucks his own dick and eats the cum off of it! If you look at his face you can see a dick mark right in middle! You missed school one day, you mother fucker! Fuck you, Beelzebub!

    Okay, I stole that from the crazy lady walking around outside… but it could be true. If it is true… I have penis envy. I am indeed smarter than Dakota Fanning though. Little kids are all stupid. Even the smart ones are stupid. I could also lift more weight than she can, so she’s weak. Stupid and weak. wtf pwned

    #11 | Comment by Bubba — June 3, 2005 @ 2:49 am

  12. Starring Vince Vaughn as Tom Arnold?

    #12 | Comment by Will — June 3, 2005 @ 2:50 am

  13. they should CGI out lohan’s face. then i’d watch it. maybe

    #13 | Comment by Titleist — June 3, 2005 @ 4:02 am

  14. OMG LOLLLER WTF I read this already on chud.com

    #14 | Comment by tiddy — June 3, 2005 @ 8:37 am

  15. lohan was hotter when she had the camel toe. what happened to that? the things I would have done……

    #15 | Comment by brend0n — June 3, 2005 @ 11:48 am

  16. #14 really??? word for word??? omg amazatron!!!!

    at least i have chicken

    #16 | Comment by Justin — June 3, 2005 @ 12:00 pm

  17. fantasticon delicitron.
    chicken > movies > titties > trash > crutzilli *click* *click* > lohan

    #17 | Comment by tiddy — June 3, 2005 @ 9:33 pm

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