Wow! It’s almost July! And just about a month away from the premiere of Undead.

July 1st

Which i will be getting on DVD, in like less than a week after its release, of course. But you know what, this movie’s been out in Europe and Australia for quite a long while now. I’m surprised those crafty azn pirates haven’t already bootlegged it. I guess they’re waiting till after the US premiere? I remember posting about this movie THREE YEARS AGO. Either way, this movie looks pretty fun. I’m hoping it’ll be just as good as Shaun of the Dead was. Plus, with a hero called MONGO, how can it go wrong???

July 8th

And then there’s DARK WATER. Another Japanese horror remake. Which looks pretty damn good from the trailer (BUT LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING). Though it helps that JENNIFER CONNELLY is in it. And for once, in the lead role! Mmm. Can’t have enough of J.Co.

Oh yeah then there’s that Fantastic Four flick which comes out on the same day.

July 8th

Too bad Friday doesn’t fall on the 4th. That would’ve been marketing genius! Speaking of July 4th, i miss the days when there’d be a Will Smith movie opening every July 4th weekend. But yeah, Fantastic Four, i’m predicting to be a FANTASTIC FLOP.

July 15th

I have absolutely NO DESIRE to see this movie. I don’t see what the big deal is about Johnny Depp anyway. You’re a faggot if you like Johnny Depp. TRUTH!

July 22nd

I’d rather watch The Island instead. True story: Armageddon almost made me cry. I’m hoping Michael Bay sneaks in tragic subplot somewhere in The Island. Because i’m really waiting for that one Michael Bay flick that’ll finally make me cry. Armageddon came REEEEALLY close. But congratulations anyway Michael Bay! But wait! Isn’t this his first flick without Jerry Bruckheimer? Oh noes! What if his movies suck without him??? Is a Michael Bay flick still a Michael Bay flick even without Bruckheimer behind him??? Guess we’ll just have to wait and see!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  1. “J Co”

    I love it.

    #1 | Comment by zecchino — June 3, 2005 @ 4:23 pm

  2. Dark Water Huh.
    Yea that shit can be scary.
    Happens at my house every time the toilet clogs up. Undead looks cool. Reminds me of the Road Warrior movies, must be the accent.
    Hey Justin, Who cares about Buckheimer! I’l see it for the Scarlett J, If there’s islands, theres beaches and that = Bikini posibility. Summer = good.

    #2 | Comment by Crackpot Live — June 3, 2005 @ 4:53 pm

  3. Scarlett J?

    try Scar Jo on for size.

    plus, aren’t clones usually ‘born’ naked or something? maybe there’ll be a naked clone scene in the flick.

    #3 | Comment by Justin — June 3, 2005 @ 4:58 pm

  4. wait. is this movie pg 13? i fucking hope not.

    #4 | Comment by Justin — June 3, 2005 @ 5:13 pm

  5. its not rated yet.

    #5 | Comment by nxvxn — June 3, 2005 @ 5:48 pm

  6. Hotness

    #6 | Comment by nxvxn — June 3, 2005 @ 6:03 pm

  7. Don’t get your hopes up for an R Rating. Unless Jesus is betrayed by Jews and then dragged through the streets by Romans, R Rated flicks just don’t make the money anymore. The promise of boobies just don’t cut it, ‘fraid to say.

    Gotta say, I am curious to see how Burton and Depp treat the Wonka character. The trailers make Gene Wilder’s version seem relatively normal. That movie used to really freak me out as a kid, and I never, ever missed it when it was on the tube.

    #7 | Comment by al k holik — June 3, 2005 @ 6:58 pm

  8. when has michael bay ever not made an R rated movie? ya, he totally needs bruckheimer. bruckheimer would’ve never settled for any of this PG 13 bullshit!!!!!!!!!

    #8 | Comment by Justin — June 3, 2005 @ 7:26 pm

  9. http://www.theisland-themovie.com/loadins/island_image_1_2.jpg

    Mmmm…sweaty Scarlett…

    #9 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 4, 2005 @ 12:41 am

  10. Oh, and Michael Bay has already made one PG-13 movie…Pearl Harbor. And odds are that his Transformers movie won’t be R either. Get used to it…

    #10 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 4, 2005 @ 12:44 am

  11. omg…apparently Armageddon was PG-13 as well! I thought I remembered boobies in that one (not Liv’s sadly). So that makes half of Bay’s movies R and half PG-13.

    and yeah, I know…triple post.

    #11 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 4, 2005 @ 12:47 am

  12. Ewan Mcgregor is looking old…I dunno if it’s the makeup or what…

    Scarlett is looking hot as fuck though.

    #12 | Comment by radish01001 — June 4, 2005 @ 1:05 am

  13. the PG 13 cut of pearl harbor is trash! the unrated cut is much better.

    #13 | Comment by Justin — June 4, 2005 @ 1:14 am

  14. nice catch angelbaby

    #14 | Comment by turtle — June 4, 2005 @ 2:26 am

  15. Obi-wan looks creepy without facial hair.

    Hmm.. Scar Jo likes older guy’s right?
    Think she got it on With Obi?

    Jedi style bitch :0

    #15 | Comment by Crackpot Live — June 4, 2005 @ 2:36 am

  16. Depp was the most underrated actor around for a while. Now he’s overhyped, overpaid, and overrated.

    #16 | Comment by Observant — June 4, 2005 @ 4:05 am

  17. I hope that J Co does some A2A in Deep Water.

    #17 | Comment by JVC — June 4, 2005 @ 4:40 am

  18. “Old guy say’s”-Ass to ass!
    LOL That shit was hardcore.
    Good movie, sad ending.

    Listen to uncle Cracky – Dont sell drug’s.

    #18 | Comment by Crackpot Live — June 4, 2005 @ 1:34 pm

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