Scarlett Johansson escapes Cruise’s clutches
Did Tom Cruise try to recruit Scarlett Johansson to Scientology?
The “Lost in Translation” star was expected to co-star with Cruise in “Mission: Impossible III” but was dropped because of “scheduling conflicts.” But it seems that there may have been other conflicts as well. Cruise invited Johansson to a Scientology center where he showed her literature about joining his controversial church, according to a report. “After two hours of proselytizing,” according to RadarMagazine.com, “Cruise opened a door to reveal a second room full of upper-level Scientologists who had been waiting to dine with the pair, at which point the cool-headed ingenue politely excused herself.”
SCIENTOLOGISTS ARE CREEPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But i’ll still watch War of the Worlds though. For Dakota Fanning of course. Think Tom tried converting her too? I HOPE NOT =(
The Scoop called Johansson’s mother/manager for comment and she declined, referring us to Johansson’s publicist, who didn’t return calls or emails. Cruise’s rep didn’t respond to requests for comment, but Rick Ross of CultNews.com told the Scoop: “Is this Tom Cruise’s version of a first date? It’s becoming increasingly difficult to make distinctions between his personal, professional and religious life. Tom Cruise and Scientology seem intent on recruiting a hot young star. Apparently, Scarlett Johansson flunked her test, but Katie Holmes passed.”
Ooh! Look at that! I made through an entire post without mentioning Jessica Chob…
Nevermind.
First. Scar Lo is smart
#1 | Comment by nxvxn — June 22, 2005 @ 5:17 am
dakota fanning has nice teeth
#2 | Comment by turtle — June 22, 2005 @ 5:18 am
Scar Jo thats what i meant.
#3 | Comment by nxvxn — June 22, 2005 @ 5:23 am
I knew Scarlett was a smart girl… 🙂
#4 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 22, 2005 @ 5:36 am
Let’s hope Katie’s lobotomy doesn’t fully take… there’s still hope…
#5 | Comment by al k holik — June 22, 2005 @ 5:40 am
…and what does this mean for Keri Russell? Is he gonna try to recruit her from the MI3 set as well?
#6 | Comment by al k holik — June 22, 2005 @ 5:41 am
from the previews, she (fanning) might have less screen time in WOTW than she did in Man on Fire. Which was an awesome movie.
#7 | Comment by tomcruise — June 22, 2005 @ 5:57 am
yeah you don’t see a bomb up the ass very often these days.
Katie is done for, let her join the others in the big gold pyramid of Xenu.
There’s always Shiri Appleby.
#8 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — June 22, 2005 @ 6:13 am
Scarlett is smart. And scientology is not a religion. It’s just a scam to part fools from their monies.
#9 | Comment by devnull — June 22, 2005 @ 6:38 am
Haha… Google ads are so smart – the first one is for lron.hubbard.org, while two more are Katie & Tom ads. Hilarity.
In other news, Scar-Jo acknowledged that her faith in the Mormon church allowed her to fight the power of this evil Scientology cult.
#10 | Comment by steampunk — June 22, 2005 @ 6:39 am
#9 some religions are like that. The last time I went to church I got asked for money twice.
#11 | Comment by kiko — June 22, 2005 @ 6:53 am
“faith in the Mormon church”…good one.
dum, dum, dum, dum, dum!
#12 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 22, 2005 @ 6:56 am
I guess her faith in the Mormon church was not strong enough to stop her from fucking Benicio Del Toro.
#13 | Comment by kiko — June 22, 2005 @ 7:09 am
Scientology is a scary, creepy, spaceman cult whic recruits celebrities promote their religion. Tom is not the only one.
Poor Katie…
#14 | Comment by szaman — June 22, 2005 @ 9:29 am
Who wouldn’t fuck Benicio Del Toro?
He is dreamy.
#15 | Comment by Alias — June 22, 2005 @ 10:21 am
i think justin is a scientologist, and is trying to convert all of us
#16 | Comment by lswalker — June 22, 2005 @ 11:10 am
😮
#17 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 22, 2005 @ 11:25 am
i am still mad that for all those scar jo references not one was linked to a high res picture….
#18 | Comment by xxcanuckxx — June 22, 2005 @ 12:25 pm
Justin, do you actually make any money off those Google ads?
#19 | Comment by Nerima — June 22, 2005 @ 1:20 pm
I didn’t think I could love Scarlett any more than I already did, but I think my love just doubled in the course of reading that news article.
#20 | Comment by Dante — June 22, 2005 @ 2:10 pm
#19, only the ones that are actually displaying ads and not PSAs. of course, i only get paid if you click on them but even then, it’s only a couple of pennies a click. but it helps nonetheless. so feel free to donate a few pennies a day that way if you cant do it the paypal way.
#21 | Comment by Justin — June 22, 2005 @ 2:13 pm
Back on topic, Tom has tried his powers of evil on other famous women recently as well:
http://www.w00tah.com/uploads/scientology.gif
#22 | Comment by al k holik — June 22, 2005 @ 2:31 pm
I clicked on the lron.hubbard google ad. I just sold my soul to make Justin 2 cents.
#23 | Comment by steampunk — June 22, 2005 @ 8:54 pm
#21 get me some nude Chobot pics and I will be more than happy to donate monies to your Paypal account. No photoshopped.
#24 | Comment by kiko — June 23, 2005 @ 4:44 am