Best videogame movie ever?

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THE WIZARD! Wow! Opening credits! Christian Slater! Beau Bridges! Super Marios Bros!! KEVIN ARNOLD! WOW! California! California! Hi! FRED SAVAGE! Retard videogame playing genius! Hot girl! Where’s Winnie Cooper? Wow! Cosmo magazine! Hot girl taller than Fred Savage! Long kiss on top of trailer! Damn FRED SAVAGE! Nintendo Entertainment System! Oh no! Bad kids in trenchcoats! Vision Streetwear! Power Glove!! Wow! POWER GLOVE! “I love the Power Glove. It’s so bad.”!! Power Glove in dog movie Beethoven too! Power Glove starred in more movies than Fred Savage! RAD RACER! Oh no! Bad kid kick ass! It’s in the Power Glove! Power Glove actually deliver more believable performance than Fred Savage! I think it won Best Supporting Actor In A Movie Starring Fred Savage! Sorry Cary Elwes! Bad kid Lucas still kick ass! I want Power Glove! What to do now! Bring out retard who plays games good! Oh no! Retard run away! Oh no! Video Armageddon! SUPER MARIO BROS. 3!! WOW! Magic flute! WARP ZONE! Boo! Cheater! Win championship! YAY! Super Mario Bros. 3!!! All go home now.

“I love the Power Glove. It’s so bad.”

29 thoughts on “Best videogame movie ever?”

  1. I wish I had one of em… I would take it paintballin…

    #1 | Comment by RegisteredPedophile — July 11, 2005 @ 12:36 pm

  2. By far the best video game movie ever. MARIO 3!!!!

    #2 | Comment by Alias — July 11, 2005 @ 12:41 pm

  3. Aaaaaaaah! He touched my breast!

    #3 | Comment by Pred — July 11, 2005 @ 12:42 pm

  4. i would’ve liked to have touched her breast

    #4 | Comment by Justin — July 11, 2005 @ 12:45 pm

  5. I want the cliff notes of Over the Top next

    #5 | Comment by pez — July 11, 2005 @ 12:46 pm

  6. I touch my penis while wearing my power glove.

    Now thats playing with power.

    #6 | Comment by dex — July 11, 2005 @ 12:54 pm

  7. YOU DON’T GET THEM!

    #7 | Comment by RegisteredPedophile — July 11, 2005 @ 12:57 pm

  8. I wish tehy would make that moive on dvd, ive been looking for it for ever. That thing is hard to find, maybe if i unlocked the try serects of the power glove it will tell me where to find one.

    #8 | Comment by digitalpenguin — July 11, 2005 @ 1:38 pm

  9. I would’ve liked to have touched #4’s breast…

    #9 | Comment by Pred — July 11, 2005 @ 2:40 pm

  10. What happened with R.O.B. the nintendo bot and the Zapper light gun.

    They totaly got snuffed from the film,

    Reality check, the power glove sucked DonkeyKongs balls. 0_0)

    #10 | Comment by Crackpot Live — July 11, 2005 @ 4:15 pm

  11. Darth Vader between episodes I and II.

    #11 | Comment by JVC — July 11, 2005 @ 4:32 pm

  12. I need a gamecube compatible powerglove. kk thx.

    #12 | Comment by Observant — July 11, 2005 @ 4:58 pm

  13. I am old and recycled

    #13 | Comment by smash — July 11, 2005 @ 5:38 pm

  14. -omg its hayden-

    oh wait the glove is on the wrong hand

    Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    #14 | Comment by velocity girl — July 11, 2005 @ 10:57 pm

  15. i hope velocity girl is a real girl because i just masturbated to the thought of her

    #15 | Comment by Justin — July 11, 2005 @ 11:39 pm

  16. I don’t know about best VG movie ever. Mario Bros. was a better nintendo based movie Bob Hoskins, Leguizamo perfect Bros. and Samantha Mathis meeeooowww. However, Dennis Hopper just blew as Koopa he was not a good idea as Koopa that was bad casting. On the other hand Power Glove, best VG accessory, best VG movie prop hands down.

    #16 | Comment by Skeezer — July 12, 2005 @ 12:05 am

  17. I wish Velocity Girl would get back together and start making albums again, I loved them.

    And the Resident Evil series are best VG movies thus far. We’ll just have to wait and see how well Kristanna Loken does as Bloodrayne…

    #17 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 12, 2005 @ 12:40 am

  18. This movie is old

    #18 | Comment by smash — July 12, 2005 @ 2:59 am

  19. Just like me

    #19 | Comment by smash — July 12, 2005 @ 3:04 am

  20. That’s not Hayden btw….

    #20 | Comment by Theinfamous — July 12, 2005 @ 3:30 am

  21. I want power glove oven mitts.

    #21 | Comment by Observant — July 12, 2005 @ 3:34 am

  22. i am amused by the mario lanza google ads that are showing up.

    mario lanza 3 cd set > mario bros 3

    #22 | Comment by Justin — July 12, 2005 @ 7:10 am

  23. Did you know that power gloves were actually used to perform prostate massages during the late 80s?

    #23 | Comment by kiko — July 12, 2005 @ 7:36 am

  24. #23 is a filthy liar and a chobot sympathizer

    #24 | Comment by Justin — July 12, 2005 @ 7:45 am

  25. #24 is half right.

    #25 | Comment by kiko — July 12, 2005 @ 7:48 am

  26. on a side note, i finally just got what velocity girl’s joke was about.

    i blame hayden panettiere for my slowness.

    #26 | Comment by Justin — July 12, 2005 @ 8:35 am

  27. jenny lewis who starred as the main redhead chick in the wizard is now the lead singer of band rilo kiley.

    #27 | Comment by gillian — July 12, 2005 @ 1:13 pm

  28. Fergie who starred in Kids Incorporated (with Jennifer Love Hewitt) and was the voice of Charlie Brown’s lil sis, Sally, is now a singer with The Black Eyed Peas.

    #28 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 12, 2005 @ 3:21 pm

  29. Fergie also peed on herself.

    RE: MArio Movie, Power Glove

    I remember seeing the power glove for the first time when I was a wee lad. It was the coolest thing I had ever seen. I was in awe and wanted one of my own. Nowadays I see something like that and would think it’s teh ghey!

    #29 | Comment by Violator — August 13, 2005 @ 4:18 am

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