Kelly Osbourne

I’d probably do Kelly if she weren’t such a fat smelly bitch. I liked her better when she was a Hanson* fan. Then she became all punky and stuff. Like a wannabe Avril.


Nobody can out-Avril Avril. Avril invented punk.

So then Kelly started wearing girly dresses again.


Go on. Have a look. You know you want to.

There’s also some Gwen Stefani pics in there too.

I’d probably do Gwen if she weren’t a member of the itty bitty titty committee.

Speaking of which, do her boobs seem bigger (even though they’re still pretty small) to you these days? I don’t remember them being as big back in 1995.

*(i’d totally do the chick in Hanson by the way. MMMbop!)

22 thoughts on “Kelly Osbourne

  1. MmmmPOP!

    #1 | Comment by dex — July 12, 2005 @ 8:43 am

  2. I’ll admit that I think she actually looks good sometimes, but in these pics, if it weren’t for those nice natural, meaty boobs, I’d swear she was an ugly man in drag. A FAT ugly man.

    Speaking of natural boobs, it does seem rather apparent that Gwennygwengwen had some augmentation done before the release of her solo album, which I think is a damn shame. I’m a fan of big tittays as much as the next guy but some chicks can rock the flat look and come out on top–I always rated Gwen as a shining example of this.

    (Besides that, fake boobs don’t look good on anyone!)

    #2 | Comment by EndlessMike — July 12, 2005 @ 8:54 am

  3. trivia: kelly’s sister once dated taylor hanson

    (why do i know this?)

    #3 | Comment by Justin — July 12, 2005 @ 8:55 am

  4. Not hot

    #4 | Comment by kiko — July 12, 2005 @ 8:57 am

  5. kelly’s plumped up quite a bit since she quit taking the oxys

    #5 | Comment by turtle — July 12, 2005 @ 9:17 am

  6. i love fat girls?

    #6 | Comment by Justin — July 12, 2005 @ 9:18 am

  7. I’ve seen dog shit that is more attractive than her. And with bigger boobs.

    #7 | Comment by Pred — July 12, 2005 @ 9:18 am

  8. kelly needs to do more drugs so she can be skinny like lohan

    #8 | Comment by Justin — July 12, 2005 @ 9:24 am

  9. i concur

    what’s with the tats on top of her feet?

    #9 | Comment by turtle — July 12, 2005 @ 9:25 am

  10. she has feet? sorry, her gigantic funbags were distracting me.

    true story: i know a girl who has a fucking skull tattooed on her (left?) boob. she showed it to me once on the school bus when i was still in highschool. who the fuck puts a skull on a boob. i dont want to see a fucking skull when i’m sucking on a tit.

    what a whore

    (no really, she is a whore)

    #10 | Comment by Justin — July 12, 2005 @ 9:34 am

  11. Thx for the mamaries!

    A face only a heavily sedated father could love. (0-0)

    #11 | Comment by Crackpot Live — July 12, 2005 @ 11:48 am

  12. Gwen is teh hot sex she is way better looking than chix half her age. Have you seen the new Gwen video cool? damn she got some fine ass legs and body. Kelly on the other hand makes my penis sad. Here is the link to Gwen’s new video to take a peek

    #12 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — July 12, 2005 @ 2:06 pm

  13. Gwen’s belt is bananas!

    #13 | Comment by nyr3188 — July 12, 2005 @ 3:24 pm

  14. Kelly is hot. Gwen is hot.

    Quite the contrast though, apart from the fact they both OD on makeup at times.

    #14 | Comment by Jenesis — July 12, 2005 @ 3:40 pm

  15. Gwen>Amanda>Kelly when it comes to hotness factor unless you could make Amanda shut up then she might take the lead. However, I bet when it comes to being a fun lay it’d prolly be the other way Kelly>Amanda>Gwen.

    #15 | Comment by Skeezer — July 12, 2005 @ 9:37 pm

  16. #10 i totally agree…i don’t want to be admiring artwork while i’m trying to get down to business.

    that’s one of the many reasons why i’m down w/tats

    #16 | Comment by turtle — July 12, 2005 @ 10:52 pm

  17. Gah, Kelly looks like a fat Meg White in those pictures, and Meg White’s a bit on the chunky side herself.

    Now I must gouge my eyes out with a spork, thanks a lot, Justin 🙁

    #17 | Comment by Killswitch — July 13, 2005 @ 4:38 am

  18. this is what happens when hippos and humans mate.

    #18 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — July 13, 2005 @ 6:14 am

  19. i definitely think gwen had a tiny boob job – i think she went from zero to a-cup surgically.

    #19 | Comment by april — July 14, 2005 @ 12:33 am

  20. Hatchetface bitch.

    #20 | Comment by streetgang — August 7, 2005 @ 7:33 pm

  21. She is a Hatchetface look alike bitch bitch.

    #21 | Comment by streetgang — August 7, 2005 @ 7:33 pm

  22. Avril did not invent punk! I know u probably wrote that cos u have such a commercial taste in music, but have you heard of the Sex Pistols? They pretty much invented it and brought it to the fore front. Avril is just a fake wannabe, who’s songs have no more than a four chord progression and bland, unimaginative lyrics. In fact, she should join up with the Spice Girls and reunite them. Besides, she’s stick thin, I like girls with a bit of meat on them. More cushion for the pushin. I get turned off when a girl is too thin.

    #22 | Comment by Oly — December 3, 2005 @ 11:34 am

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